CHUH CHUH, EH
Pacman: Yo yo. Pacman be croozin up dat azz wen Mista Agent Man say U GON 2 KANNIDA. Pacman say were Kannida at? He say UP NORF. U GON UP NORF.
Pacman down wid it.
Pacman gon norf, an he gon shine. He gon find dem snow bunneez and feed dem hiz dik carrit. Ho gon fuk up dem Ruffryders. BULLEE DAT.
/goes to Canada
Yo yo. Pacman say itz cold lik a muthaphuckka up n dis bitch.
Canadian: Welcome to Canada, Eh! Would you like complimentary health care?
Pacman: Man, fuk u! Pacman gon chomp sum titz.
Canadian: How about some delicious maple syrup, eh?
Pacman: Ooh, Pacman tak dat sizzurp! He gon drank dat sizzurp. O HE GON DRANK. U THANK HE AIN’T GON DRANK? Pacman say ain’t no sizzurp drank drank till he eet dat puzzy pancake. He gon butta dat wafful.
Canadian: Syrup is what we’re all aboot!
Pacman: Pacman say he liks nokkin em bootz, but not wit no fag n a red soot.
Canadian: Who’s your first game agaynst, sir?
Pacman: Fukk u.
/hits Canadian strip club
Pacman: Yeah yeah, Pacman down wid dis.
Canadian Stripper: Would you like a five dollar blowjob, eh?
Pacman: O HELLZ YEZ.
/throws five hundred pennies at the stripper
Pacman: U GON DRANK MY DRANK, BITCH. PACMAN SAY HE LUV KANNIDA. HE GON KANNIDIAN FO LYFE. HE GON GOBBL UP DAT KANNIDIAN BAKIN. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP. HE GON FUK DAT AZZ WIF HIZ BLU BOMBA.
/fires gun
CHUH CHUH
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September 1st, 2009 at 9:56 am
Random Winnipeg Citizen: “Heavens me, a negro!”
September 1st, 2009 at 10:01 am
500 hundred pennies…nice.
I think he’ll like Canada…it’s scenic and provides virgin territory to expand his criminal record.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:01 am
I thought you couldn’t get into Canada with DUIs… or when you’ve been convicted of raining on hoes.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:08 am
Pacman say ain’t no sizzurp drank drank till he eet dat puzzy pancake. He gon butta dat wafful.
This was wonderful.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:09 am
That Canadian stripper looks familiar….can’t put my finger on it.
And 500 pennies? American or Canadian pennies?
September 1st, 2009 at 10:15 am
It’s nice to see Orel Hershiser circa 1989 making a guest appearance as the mounty.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:21 am
by fires gun do you mean shot it in the air or shot the stripper, or going off in the strippers mouth? its so very confusing but personally i say CHUH CHUH after everytime i ejaculate. i sound like a damn train.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:25 am
That Canadian stripper looks familiar….can’t put my finger on it.
For fifteen dollars Canadian, you can.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:25 am
He gon find dem snow bunneez and feed dem hiz dik carrit
I like
September 1st, 2009 at 10:26 am
Does Pacman actually have a criminal record? I didn’t think he’d been convicted of anything.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:28 am
Wait til Pacman finds oot they’ve decriminalized weed. Chuh chuch indeed.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:28 am
Pennies may be a little far-fetched, but I can definitely see him “makin’ it rain” with some fists full of loonies.
September 1st, 2009 at 11:01 am
Well played, Otto Man. +1
September 1st, 2009 at 11:04 am
This is the ultimate combination of muse and artist. What will Drew do if Pacman ever retires?
September 1st, 2009 at 11:10 am
how’d they get KD Lang on a horse? CHUH CHUH
September 1st, 2009 at 11:10 am
@paint drinking pete – there’s another term for using change. that would be called “making it hail”
/the more you know
September 1st, 2009 at 11:12 am
So that’s why they call them Loonies.
September 1st, 2009 at 11:17 am
Pacman say ain’t no sizzurp drank drank till he eet dat puzzy pancake. He gon butta dat wafful.
I read that as “butt waffle.” I imagine that would go good with dik carrit.
September 1st, 2009 at 11:27 am
Don’t you be worrying Tracer. These NFL ballplayers are getting weirder and weirder exponentially every year.
September 1st, 2009 at 11:45 am
Nice. Well done Drew. Tuesday has improved.
September 1st, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Ahh, the Canadian Ballet. Gotta love Fort Erie, and Lundy’s Lane. Pennies are treated as equal, I believe.
September 1st, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I’m not your friend, buddy!
I’m not your buddy, guy!
I’m not your guy, friend!
I’m not your friend, buddy!
September 1st, 2009 at 12:08 pm
AWWW SO DIS IS WHERE DEM “BC’S” COME FROM UP HYUH!
September 1st, 2009 at 12:10 pm
two words BC Bud
September 1st, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Something tells me Pacman won’t be quite as excited come November. Plus, all Canadian strip clubs are not created equal. This is still Winnipeg–the land where the mosquito is the provincial bird and women may or may not have a full set of teeth and are likely to be weighing in at a deuce and a half. Montreal or Vancouver it ain’t but it is a step up from Regina
September 1st, 2009 at 12:37 pm
thank you BDD
/leaving work early to go “eet dat puzzy pancake”
September 1st, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Is there an IHOPP in my neighborhood?
September 1st, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Can’t wait for the first time someone offers him “back bacon”.
/learned everything I know about Kannida from Bob and Doug
September 1st, 2009 at 1:15 pm
If Manitoba pussy doesn’t scare this guy straight nothing ever will.
September 1st, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Pacman makes Regina look like Saskatoon!
September 1st, 2009 at 1:49 pm
His Bomba gon turn Blu in -50 windchill FO SHO.
September 1st, 2009 at 1:56 pm
“throws 500 pennies at the stripper”
Excellent… simply brilliant.
Hope his career is full of KSK cannon fodder
September 1st, 2009 at 2:39 pm
The chains are classic… Jesus and Pacman – his two biggest influences.
September 1st, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Yo yo. Pacman say itz cold lik a muthaphuckka up n dis bitch.
That sounded startlingly authentic. Are you sure you’re not black, Drew?
September 1st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
“throws 500 pennies at the stripper”
We call that ‘Making it Hail’
September 1st, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Also, it should be noted that I throughly enjoy Winnipegs trashy strip clubs, and I believe Pac-man will too.
Hey Pacman, if you need a guided tour, hit me up!
September 1st, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Pacman, here’s a tip:
In Canada, you can get a free case of beer if you find a mouse in one of the bottles.
September 1st, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Pacman gon make it HAIL on a ho. CHUH CHUH.
September 1st, 2009 at 3:01 pm
So does Drew now have to follow Canadian football, too?
The things a man has to do to pursue his craft.
September 1st, 2009 at 3:02 pm
So when the Bills inevitably move to Toronto, who else is totally stoked for Pacman and Marshawn hosting GREAT WHITE NORF?
September 1st, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I wonder how Ed Helms has time to make movies and The Office between shifts with the RCMP.
September 1st, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Shouldn’t this post also be written in French?
September 1st, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Plus un, M. Tourettsa
September 1st, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Time to make it snow, eh?
September 1st, 2009 at 5:14 pm
“agaynst”
Well done. One of the dead-giveaway “I’m a KANNIDIAN” pronunciations.
September 1st, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Pacman better be careful. If “Kids In The Hall” has taught me anything about our neighbors to the north, it’s that Canadian men dress in drag. A LOT.
September 1st, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I’m surprised at the number of Prairie folk who’ve popped up at mention of the ‘Peg…..bonus points for identified where the Blue Bombers name originates.
September 1st, 2009 at 5:49 pm
identifying. I know grammar like PacMan too.
September 1st, 2009 at 6:37 pm
pacman will never leave once he gets a taste of Canadian strip clubs.
September 1st, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Oh Pacman GON DRANK in the peg cause there’s nothing else to do. But…
The Bombers are in the CFL East which means trips to Toronto and Montreal, which means Pac is GON GET ARRESTED at For your Eyes Only and Club Super Sex
September 1st, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Being from winnipeg, i dont imagine how this could be any worse for pacman… we have only like 3 REAL strip clubs. Also this place is a blistering shithole and colder then eskimo pussy once it hits october.
September 1st, 2009 at 8:20 pm
all he needs now is an endorsement deal from tim hortons
September 1st, 2009 at 8:38 pm
HE GON DRANK MOLSON.
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:17 am
i would be willing to make it rain on any network exec who pushes this unbelievably juicy reality show to air!
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:13 am
@ Gino Tourettsa
It’s spelled “neighbours”
Please post after Pacman looks at all the taxes taken off his 1st pay cheque (we spell it like that here & yes it’s lame)
Portage & Main will never be the same
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:34 am
It should have stopped being funny, but O HE GON DRANK never fails to make me giggle like Eli Manning after a Bartles & James Wine Cooler. Well done.
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:43 am
You couldn’t pay me enough to go to Winnipeg…it SUCKS. Cheap smokes and squaws on the Reserve though.
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Thank you, BDD, for giving me a response to everything tomorrow.
“Man, fuk u! Pacman gon chomp sum titz.”
I wonder if I will get slapped or arrested first.
September 5th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Great articles & Nice a site