CHUH CHUH, EH
09.01.09
Pacman: Yo yo. Pacman be croozin up dat azz wen Mista Agent Man say U GON 2 KANNIDA. Pacman say were Kannida at? He say UP NORF. U GON UP NORF.
Pacman down wid it.
Pacman gon norf, an he gon shine. He gon find dem snow bunneez and feed dem hiz dik carrit. Ho gon fuk up dem Ruffryders. BULLEE DAT.
/goes to Canada
Yo yo. Pacman say itz cold lik a muthaphuckka up n dis bitch.
Canadian: Welcome to Canada, Eh! Would you like complimentary health care?
Pacman: Man, fuk u! Pacman gon chomp sum titz.
Canadian: How about some delicious maple syrup, eh?
Pacman: Ooh, Pacman tak dat sizzurp! He gon drank dat sizzurp. O HE GON DRANK. U THANK HE AIN’T GON DRANK? Pacman say ain’t no sizzurp drank drank till he eet dat puzzy pancake. He gon butta dat wafful.
Canadian: Syrup is what we’re all aboot!
Pacman: Pacman say he liks nokkin em bootz, but not wit no fag n a red soot.
Canadian: Who’s your first game agaynst, sir?
Pacman: Fukk u.
/hits Canadian strip club
Pacman: Yeah yeah, Pacman down wid dis.
Canadian Stripper: Would you like a five dollar blowjob, eh?
Pacman: O HELLZ YEZ.
/throws five hundred pennies at the stripper
Pacman: U GON DRANK MY DRANK, BITCH. PACMAN SAY HE LUV KANNIDA. HE GON KANNIDIAN FO LYFE. HE GON GOBBL UP DAT KANNIDIAN BAKIN. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP. HE GON FUK DAT AZZ WIF HIZ BLU BOMBA.
/fires gun
CHUH CHUH
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Great articles & Nice a site
Thank you, BDD, for giving me a response to everything tomorrow.
“Man, fuk u! Pacman gon chomp sum titz.”
I wonder if I will get slapped or arrested first.
You couldn’t pay me enough to go to Winnipeg…it SUCKS. Cheap smokes and squaws on the Reserve though.
It should have stopped being funny, but O HE GON DRANK never fails to make me giggle like Eli Manning after a Bartles & James Wine Cooler. Well done.
@ Gino Tourettsa
It’s spelled “neighbours”
Please post after Pacman looks at all the taxes taken off his 1st pay cheque (we spell it like that here & yes it’s lame)
Portage & Main will never be the same
i would be willing to make it rain on any network exec who pushes this unbelievably juicy reality show to air!
HE GON DRANK MOLSON.
all he needs now is an endorsement deal from tim hortons
Being from winnipeg, i dont imagine how this could be any worse for pacman… we have only like 3 REAL strip clubs. Also this place is a blistering shithole and colder then eskimo pussy once it hits october.
Oh Pacman GON DRANK in the peg cause there’s nothing else to do. But…
The Bombers are in the CFL East which means trips to Toronto and Montreal, which means Pac is GON GET ARRESTED at For your Eyes Only and Club Super Sex
pacman will never leave once he gets a taste of Canadian strip clubs.
identifying. I know grammar like PacMan too.
I’m surprised at the number of Prairie folk who’ve popped up at mention of the ‘Peg…..bonus points for identified where the Blue Bombers name originates.
Pacman better be careful. If “Kids In The Hall” has taught me anything about our neighbors to the north, it’s that Canadian men dress in drag. A LOT.
“agaynst”
Well done. One of the dead-giveaway “I’m a KANNIDIAN” pronunciations.
Time to make it snow, eh?
Plus un, M. Tourettsa
Shouldn’t this post also be written in French?
I wonder how Ed Helms has time to make movies and The Office between shifts with the RCMP.
So when the Bills inevitably move to Toronto, who else is totally stoked for Pacman and Marshawn hosting GREAT WHITE NORF?
So does Drew now have to follow Canadian football, too?
The things a man has to do to pursue his craft.
Pacman gon make it HAIL on a ho. CHUH CHUH.
Pacman, here’s a tip:
In Canada, you can get a free case of beer if you find a mouse in one of the bottles.
Also, it should be noted that I throughly enjoy Winnipegs trashy strip clubs, and I believe Pac-man will too.
Hey Pacman, if you need a guided tour, hit me up!
“throws 500 pennies at the stripper”
We call that ‘Making it Hail’
Yo yo. Pacman say itz cold lik a muthaphuckka up n dis bitch.
That sounded startlingly authentic. Are you sure you’re not black, Drew?
The chains are classic… Jesus and Pacman – his two biggest influences.
“throws 500 pennies at the stripper”
Excellent… simply brilliant.
Hope his career is full of KSK cannon fodder
His Bomba gon turn Blu in -50 windchill FO SHO.
Pacman makes Regina look like Saskatoon!
If Manitoba pussy doesn’t scare this guy straight nothing ever will.
Can’t wait for the first time someone offers him “back bacon”.
/learned everything I know about Kannida from Bob and Doug
Is there an IHOPP in my neighborhood?
thank you BDD
/leaving work early to go “eet dat puzzy pancake”
Something tells me Pacman won’t be quite as excited come November. Plus, all Canadian strip clubs are not created equal. This is still Winnipeg–the land where the mosquito is the provincial bird and women may or may not have a full set of teeth and are likely to be weighing in at a deuce and a half. Montreal or Vancouver it ain’t but it is a step up from Regina
two words BC Bud
AWWW SO DIS IS WHERE DEM “BC’S” COME FROM UP HYUH!
I’m not your friend, buddy!
I’m not your buddy, guy!
I’m not your guy, friend!
I’m not your friend, buddy!
Ahh, the Canadian Ballet. Gotta love Fort Erie, and Lundy’s Lane. Pennies are treated as equal, I believe.
Nice. Well done Drew. Tuesday has improved.
Don’t you be worrying Tracer. These NFL ballplayers are getting weirder and weirder exponentially every year.
Pacman say ain’t no sizzurp drank drank till he eet dat puzzy pancake. He gon butta dat wafful.
I read that as “butt waffle.” I imagine that would go good with dik carrit.
So that’s why they call them Loonies.
@paint drinking pete – there’s another term for using change. that would be called “making it hail”
/the more you know
how’d they get KD Lang on a horse? CHUH CHUH
This is the ultimate combination of muse and artist. What will Drew do if Pacman ever retires?
Well played, Otto Man. +1
Pennies may be a little far-fetched, but I can definitely see him “makin’ it rain” with some fists full of loonies.
Wait til Pacman finds oot they’ve decriminalized weed. Chuh chuch indeed.
Does Pacman actually have a criminal record? I didn’t think he’d been convicted of anything.
He gon find dem snow bunneez and feed dem hiz dik carrit
I like
That Canadian stripper looks familiar….can’t put my finger on it.
For fifteen dollars Canadian, you can.
by fires gun do you mean shot it in the air or shot the stripper, or going off in the strippers mouth? its so very confusing but personally i say CHUH CHUH after everytime i ejaculate. i sound like a damn train.
It’s nice to see Orel Hershiser circa 1989 making a guest appearance as the mounty.
That Canadian stripper looks familiar….can’t put my finger on it.
And 500 pennies? American or Canadian pennies?
Pacman say ain’t no sizzurp drank drank till he eet dat puzzy pancake. He gon butta dat wafful.
This was wonderful.
I thought you couldn’t get into Canada with DUIs… or when you’ve been convicted of raining on hoes.
500 hundred pennies…nice.
I think he’ll like Canada…it’s scenic and provides virgin territory to expand his criminal record.
Random Winnipeg Citizen: “Heavens me, a negro!”