Back By Popular Demand…
As Otto Man noted in the comments earlier, Julius Peppers’s freakishly huge grin is reminiscent of Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” video. Oh ho ho, but there’s something creepier than the “Black Hole Sun” video…
That’s right, it’s the triumphant return of moutheyes. Julius Peppers, you make for one badass-looking Corinthian. I guess we can all skip lunch today. And sleeping for the next week.
(off-topic P.S. Fight Gone Bad recap update: I’ll deliver the promised post later this week. Presently I’m waiting on two other sources of photos so that I can maximize my own embarrassment.)
Tags: captain caveman, nightmare fuel
September 29th, 2009 at 11:33 am
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
September 29th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Oh no you don’t. Kinglaserface just called… he wants his moutheyes back. WHAT HUH WHAT?
September 29th, 2009 at 11:40 am
As a side note… nothing on Rongrastname hosting Monday Night RAW and competing against FAVRE BOWL I and the simultaneous, week-long ejaculation of ESPN, PK and most of the rest of the sports journalism world?
September 29th, 2009 at 11:43 am
YES! I can quit cutting my scrotum, bleeding onto sacred paper, then burning it as an offering to the gods of evil.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Dear lord that is terrifying.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:51 am
mouth-eyes peppers will haunt my nightmares.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Mouth-eyes is the best thing to ever happen to this site, and that’s saying something.
September 29th, 2009 at 11:57 am
GAH! Worse than the Seahawks jersies…
September 29th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
NOMNOMNOM
September 29th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I mean, you know it’s obvious he’s a good player, with tiny mouths where his eyes once were, but I’ve seen guys like that before, Earl has seen guys like that before and so has Hunter: His small mouth eyes will be tough to deal with, but whatever…”
September 29th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Ten points for the Sandman reference.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Thanks for the nightmare fuel, asshole. I really didn’t need that shit.
/And fuck me for clicking through
September 29th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
To quote Butt-Head, that scared the bejesus out of me.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Now please do Rex Ryan. He fucking eats like he’s got 3 mouths.
AND WHAT ABOUT A JOEY PORTER MOUF!! FIX YO MOUF EYES FOR PEEZY!!
September 29th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Wont you come, and wash away…
Ah, Given how awful the Panthers have been, Julius Peppers smiling may be the iceberg about to go belly up
September 29th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Gives new meaning to the phrase “hungry eyes”
September 29th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Gaaaahhh! I tried not to click, but I had to…
Damn you to hell.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Too bad the Corinthian reference will go largely unrealised in this context. Kudos anyway.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
That might be more disturbing than waking up with the BK king in your bed.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
JESUS H. CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 29th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
@Captain Cutlerfucker: It might be, however, waking up with the BK king in your bed with mouth eyes would definitely have to be the lowest ring of hell.
September 29th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
It might be, however, waking up with the BK king in your bed with mouth eyes would definitely have to be the lowest ring of hell.
Jesus Christ that would be fucking awful.
September 29th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
W.T.F. That’s just not right.
Seriously, lay off the Photoshop, guys. KTHNX.
September 29th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Just threw up in my mouth a bit. Thanks for that.
September 29th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I knew what it was going to be, and I clicked on it anyway. Why?
September 29th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I died. Again.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I knew what it was going to be, and I clicked on it anyway. Why?
Closet masochist?
September 29th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Peter King is intrigued with the idea of two extra orifices to please QBs with. Who cares about the gift of sight, when he could be be blowing Brett Favre, Tony Romo and Tom Brady ALL AT THE SAME TIME?!?!
September 29th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
GUUUHHHHH! knew it and clicked anyway! I can’t unsee what I have seen!!
nice Sandman ref, though…
September 29th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
The JP Moutheyes monster is currently residing in my closet, waiting for me to go to sleep.
Fuck
September 29th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Hellraiser remake is a go.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
The Mouth Eyes do not affect me. After all, I have seen horror. I am a Chiefs Fan.
~cries self to sleep thinking of Derrick Thomas, Joe Delaney, and Rich Gannon
September 29th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
You seriously need to put these “Cornithianized pics in a gallery”
September 29th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Part of me feels I should apologize for bringing this on.
The rest of me is pissing itself in fear.
September 29th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
This is probably the only mouth eyes post I’ve seen where before hand I’ve thought “oh fuck, its a mouth eyes picture. I fucking know once I click that link, Ima get a face full of Nightmare Fuel”.
so I took the pussy way out and just clicked the comments button
September 29th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
You know what… this one didn’t scare me nearly as much as King Laserface I moutheyes did… either I’m becoming immune… or I’m becoming… one of them.
/probably becoming immune
September 29th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
I feel I should apologize for sending the photos in the first place.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Good point, Pirate Sloth. You’re clearly more at fault here.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
FFFFUuuuuuuuuu—-
September 30th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Holy mother of god! Obviously lasterface is much more frightening(like who didn’t know that shit) but the thing about it is, this pic, like, well, it just popped the laserface moufeyes right to the front of my hidef mindscreen. Thanks ever so much for encouraging my raging insomnia. Otherwise, stellar work.
September 30th, 2009 at 7:48 am
That is some freaky shi!t!
September 30th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
/shakes violently
s-s-s-s-soooooo c-c-c-c-c-cooooollldddd