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09.10.09
BOOM! You were NOT expecting to see Nightmare Roethlisberger, were you?
To answer your collective question: No, there is no live-blog tonight. We’re all drinking in bars and celebrating the beginning of Buffalo wing season. In fact, if you look in the right Steelers bar in D.C., you’ll be able to find KSK quorum (KSKworum?).
But consider this your open thread to bitch about the song used for the intro, the announcers, the commercials, the refereeing, the retarded-looking fans in the stands, and/or the complete lack of cheerleaders. Thanks, Pittsburgh. Way to not have attractive women.
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$350 that the Steelers DON’T win four games? In the same division as the Bengals and the Browns? If I didn’t know you were just trying to troll the Steelers fans, I’d take you up on that offer. Then again, if you were serious, I’d probably back out because I’d feel dirty taking money from the mentally handicapped.
Jesus Christ, just because I hate the Steelers doesn’t mean I don’t respect the teams they’ve put together. As much as it turns my stomach to see them succeed while the Browns continually struggle, it’s because they have all the things Cleveland doesn’t have: A deep roster, a consistent and capable coaching staff, and outstanding management.
Neither team looked all that sharp last night and the Steelers are going to have to go without Polamalu for a few weeks, but to think that they’ll go 3-13 (when they’ve already got one win) is simply absurd. They’re a playoff contender at the very, very worst and most likely will win the AFC North.
B….bu…..but…the Steelers are……..they’re…….uh…….
…whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…whuuu..whuu…WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/somebody needs a nipple and a diaper change
No thanks. Go spend your money on some more excuses.
$350 that the Steelers won’t win 4 games then!?
Let the Haters hate.
And let the Winners win too.
Champs will stand at end.
If I wanted to watch a soccer game……………..
I more annoyed because the Titans looked better than I thought they would; maybe I was harsh with my 7-9 prediction. Also because I left Justin Gage on the bench in favor of Thomas Jones at flex. (Yes, yes, no one cares about my fantasy team.)
I’m not saying they’re by any means a lock to repeat, but the tidal wave of retards coming in here saying “Hey, the Steelers only beat one of the best teams in the NFL last year in OT AND their running game looked bad. THEY SUCK!” is maddening.
I don’t think the Steelers will repeat, just because it’s been proven so hard to do in recent years. Something always seems to go a little wrong for the champs. But they’ll probably come pretty damn close.
By the by, Simmons predicted a 10-6 “fluke” finish for the Broncos. Discuss.
“Fuck Bironas, that diving motherfucker. TOMMY MADDOX DESERVED THAT PLAYOFF WIN”
Old Greg must be one of those new Steeler fans (after Seattle, before Arizona I’m guessing). No way a real fan doesn’t know who fucked them in the playoffs with a phony dive.
Hint: He kicks for the 49ers now.
I, for one, hope the Steelers crash and burn this year. Not because I dislike them, but in the interests of comedy. There’s no hate quite like self-hate (unless it’s Pats hate), and the tree of contentment tends to bear unfunny fruit. KSK editors being pleased with how their teams are doing would be a disaster for this site.
I hereby announce my complete and utter displeasure with anything related to these “Black-Eyed Peas”
Keep the haters, and their vaginas, in check Ape.
/we still cant run the ball
//fuck.
The musical acts last night were stunning, Drew. I can see why you think music from the Woodstock era is so bad.
I drafted the Steelers’ defense in both my fantasy leagues, only to have it lose its best player for at least a month. I also failed to start Santonio in one league, for reasons that are not quite clear to me. Is it ok if I externalize this poor fortune and just hate the Steelers more? Alright then.
am willing to bet $350usd they don’t make the AFC championship game, and I am happy to give my money to a nuetral party whenever you accept to be held throughout the year.
I’d be happy to protect your $350. Do you want my Paypal address?
Dayyyum Haterade got his titties in a twist.
A few things – not gonna bother to counter the canned “2008 title wasn’t impressive” BS. Done it too many times. It’s not even creative hate.
1. Parker ran for less than two yards per carry against the Titans last year too. Running game ain’t gonna be great, but it ain’t any worse either.
2. Yeah, I think the fans of any defending champ returning 20 of 22 starters have a right to expect their team to be contending. That’s only “delusions of grandeur” to a guy who goes by Haterade.
3. Insults about my Amazon sales ranking? You mean the thing that’s updated hourly and can swing 20,000 places based on a handful of sales? Yeah, dude, consider me zinged.
I don’t bet on my team. You could lower it to $5 and I’d still say no. Superstitions are a bitch. Not concerned with whatever gloating that follows from you about me being a coward. Also, anyone who refers to dollars as “usd” is probably a scam artist anyway.
Jeebus. A Steelers win turns vaginas sandy like nothing else.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAZARFACE MONEY
I have nothing real to add, just to say Polumalu’s injury makes me pleased and +1 Sherman.
Oh yeah Ape, 1.7ypc what a mark of a championship caliber team. You people are truly no better than pats fan with your delusions of grandeur. Yes you won a super bowl, in a brady-less year, after beating the ravens, against the cardinals. Wow excuse me while I take a deep breath to wrap my brain around that herculean feat.
Steelers are an upper tier team, but they won’t make the AFC championship game this year.
I am willing to bet $350usd they don’t make the AFC championship game, and I am happy to give my money to a nuetral party whenever you accept to be held throughout the year. Don’t be scared. And don’t act like you don’t have the money, you do have the 37,000th ranked book on the Amazon Sales list….thats lazerface money
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Sorry for the double post, but…
I did follow the Bengals when they were somewhat relevant. Before Joe Montana pissed on my dreams in 89.
Am I the only reader here who feels Punte’s pain of being a Bengal fan?
At least the game against the Donkeys looks like a shoo in for Who Dey Nation. Can’t say anything about the other games, other than that Xmas Ape will have two easy wins this year against my boys(and two more vs the Clowns).
I may not post here much , but I lurk, waiting for the day that Mike Fuckin Brown actually fields a good team.
Guess I’m gonna keep waiting. Well I’ll still have NCAA basketball to look forward to in November.
This is what happens when you follow the Bengals for your entire life.
so this year we have to pretend that the Steelers are actually a good team until they’re eliminated? or can we jump the gun and call a spade a spade?
Yeah, why do we have to act like the defending champs, who just beat the last team they lost to (without their best defender for a half), are any good?
RIDICULOUS!
Hate on, hater.
Never mind McNair’s Ghost. Kevin Gilbride’s ghost ran the Titans/Oilers defense for the 4th and OT.
Is anyone else on here old enough to still gripe about the Disaster at Rich from ’93?
/echo the curses on Bironas
Hines out 3-6 weeks at minimum per Tomlin. At least there’s some good news. I’m guessing PK getting this right is more blind squirrel——> nut than anything else.
God fucking Christ fucking damnit. I hate the Steelers and their fans.
We’ll see how the Stillers handle Poutface, Forte, and co.
so this year we have to pretend that the Steelers are actually a good team until they’re eliminated? or can we jump the gun and call a spade a spade?
Whatcha sayin’ about Mike Tomlin…
so this year we have to pretend that the Steelers are actually a good team until they’re eliminated? or can we jump the gun and call a spade a spade?
@JL: And then ask Ben to admit he raped them.
Chug for everytime you wish Hines talked so blasian.
So disappointed in Hines real voice.
Drink every time Hines says “guys.”
For that last drive the Titans Defense might as well of put on a girl’s cowboy hat and offered to fix Ben’s TV set.
I’M ALIVE ONE MORE WEEK! THANK YOU STEELERS!
/now hates Pittsburgh for rest of season
oh and BTW FUCK YOU ROB BIRONAS
a vote for the steelers is a vote for inbreeding
FUCK THIS TENNESSEE ZONE AND CHUCK CECIL. DAMNIT!
Jesus, the Titans are making the Broncos’ Defense look awesome.
Mike Wallace? Well they got lucky it’s not Sunday because he’s usually doing 60 Minutes
Mike Wallace doesn’t just play 60 Minutes!
/leaving now.
That should do it. Ben has the last HARF.
Kerry Collins had a “noticed a black person sitting in the front of the bus” look on his face just a few moments ago.
You dont want to make Hines Wald angly?
Hines is Incledibre Hurk?
Rearry stlong brocker!
*wait and see
hey you’d have to bean idiot to start Gage over Chris johnson
No need to hurry here guys, just drag it out until 2nd overtime
Yeah, J Lo’s Odor is right. If you wanna jerk off about how good your bench is, at least wait and I see your starters fail first. You know, the way I do every week.
Pretty much the entirety of my team besides Hines and Rob Bironas are playing Sunday. In short I’m going to fucking clobber this guy.
No smirre now.
Where do you play that BEN and Gage = 33pts?
Espn scoring has them combined for 25
ESPN gives +5 points for each PEW.
David: PPR plus 6 pts for a Passing TD probably
Hines Wald is singer handedry putting me in read in filst fantasy game. Sank you Hines, sank you vely much.
To everyone freaking out about your benched fantasy players: do you not have other players who might be playing this weekend? I mean I’m just guessing here… Things might work out.
Where do you play that BEN and Gage = 33pts?
Espn scoring has them combined for 25
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha. no smirre. not favolite leceivel.
I just guaranteed Tommy Brady’s other knee’s getting blowed up, didn’t I? shit.
Collinsworth is Gay Zorro?
Kyle Vanden Bosch looked comfortable smacking Ward on the shoulder there….for someone who looks like a member of the Aryan Brotherhood, I was expecting something a little more hostile.
Whele youl smirre now Hines?
@yourmomlovesme
Fair enough, I’m just even more bitter because I had Justin Gage, but I didn’t start him, because who the fuck would start Justin Gage?
No smirre!! I fucking love the misery these assholes are feeling.
Collinsworth is the Gay Quarterback? Is that a clever derogatory comment about the wide receiver position or…what?
No smirre? Be rike the birry goat Hines and smirre!
HINES WALD FLOWN!
don’t blame Chris Johnson. his team is seriously retarded
Collinsworth spends a lot of time talking about gaping holes… I think he’s the Original Gay Quarterback.
ovelllltimes?
Numbel one best leceivel no smirre foll fumberr.
Brady Quinn is all aflutter about these gaping holes that Collinsworth is talking about
33pts left on the bench…
FUMBRE. Hines Wald so solly.
Hines Ward just made a YOOGE fool of me and everyone else who took the Steelers against the line.
HINES NO SMIRRE HAHAHHHAHAHA