Are You Ready for Some Football? No? What About Now? Okay, I’ll Check Back Again in Five Minutes.
BOOM! You were NOT expecting to see Nightmare Roethlisberger, were you?
To answer your collective question: No, there is no live-blog tonight. We’re all drinking in bars and celebrating the beginning of Buffalo wing season. In fact, if you look in the right Steelers bar in D.C., you’ll be able to find KSK quorum (KSKworum?).
But consider this your open thread to bitch about the song used for the intro, the announcers, the commercials, the refereeing, the retarded-looking fans in the stands, and/or the complete lack of cheerleaders. Thanks, Pittsburgh. Way to not have attractive women.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
DISRESPECT! CORPORATE PEEZY AINT PUTTIN UP WIT DIS SHIT!
September 10th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
HARF-harf HARF-harf HARF-harf
September 10th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I heard that Rapelsburger has crabs now.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
THE BEN HAS THREE HOOHAS ON HIS FACE
September 10th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I hate peas, but I love pea soup.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
I guess the Black Eyed Peas are allowed to play in Pittsburgh because they have a white woman in the band?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
This Black Eyed Peas song makes me envy the deaf and the dead, neither of whom can hear this shit.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
And what is this lack of live blog crap?
Shenanigans!
September 10th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Black Eyed Peas and Nancy O’Dell? The Oscars called, they want their opening back.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Somehow in the first 5 minutes NBC has gayed up football.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Why is NBC doing everything in it’s power to make me not care about football?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Tim Mcgraw? granted no one wanted Kenny Chesney but that doesnt mean u go to another country singer.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Nothing says hard-workingz, blue-collar Pittsburgh like The Black Eyed Peas.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Does anyone know where I can find a live blog? Im stuck at work
September 10th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
nevermind. Shutdown corner
September 10th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Side note. What douce goes to a concert for the opening of the football season.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
God fucking damnit. I move here to Kauai and finally find a bar to watch football in – only to fucking get here to sit next to 4 god damn tourist Steelers fans.
/urge to kill is very fucking high
//they even brought towels
///I have no qualms about choking them
////chugs beer
September 10th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I wish Shawne Merriman was around to choke Fergie.
Too soon?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Who is the blonde hosting the concert for NBC? I’d poke her.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Does she have Wolverine claws on?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
BQF: That’s Nancy O’Dell. Her name means “Of the Dell”.
Whatever that means.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Pittsburgh may seem like an odd fit for the Black-Eyed Peas, but remember, this is a city that embraced Sister Sledge back in ‘79.
I nominate Fergie for “Woman Who Has All the Tools to Be Hot But Somehow Isn’t.”
September 10th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Congrats, Herm Edwards. You were such a bad coach you’ve been immortalized in a Coors Lite commercial.
Seriously, has a good coach ever been in a Coors Light commercial?
A good coach in a Coors Lite commercial, please stand up.
Not so fast, Dennis Green.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
@porky1 – Excellent call on Fergie. She’s good from far, but far from good.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
i muted my tv but my ears haven’t stopped bleeding
September 10th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Ditka
September 10th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Johnny Cash’s corpse would pay a sawbuck to put a fist in Tim McGraw’s face. I’m guessing.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
This thread needs more FutureMrsRickAnkiel.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
WTF is McGraw throwing footballs into the crowd? This is a train wreck from top to bottom.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Rittle bit lacist!
September 10th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Forget the fist. Johnny Cash could explode his head with the compression waves produced by his mighty voice.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
HOW FUCKING LONG IS THIS CONCERT. Holy shit I’ve waited 7 months for NFL football and I have to fucking witness Fergie dancing around with the fingernails she stole from David Lo Pan. Also, Tim McGraw could be singing about how he wishes Faith Hill were his sister so he could be more country; I wouldn’t know because he’s a country musician.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Seriously, these people would be nice people outside of this bar… but since they’re Steelers fans, they deserve to die by shark attack while they are here.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
goddammit i hate you guys.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I would love to see an in bar shark attack
September 10th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
There’s Big Trouble in Little Pittsburg
September 10th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
AND I FUCKING HATE IT
September 10th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
OK, who let Bud Selig run the NFL opener?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
In actual football news GA Tech just scored on a fake punt
September 10th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Switching to ESPN from fuckface McGraw was a great call. Fake FG pass never works in madden but apparently works in the ATL
September 10th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS TIM MCGRAW TALKING ABOUT?!?! Jesus Christ he somehow just compared Dale Earnhardt, Tom Petty, Jack Daniels and Rosa Parks.
Oh he’s got a southern voice. That explains why this is so damn stupid.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
In fact, if you look in the right Steelers bar in D.C., you’ll be able to find KSK quorum (KSKworum?)
Nellie’s?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
@85 – Who are four people who’ve never been in my kitchen?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
The Pourhouse. I’d bet… nothing… on it.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
hey those miller lite commercials with the sportscasting sound clip playing in the back…what game is the al michaels one from?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Start the fucking game already
September 10th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Pittsburgh: Hey, we’ve got a nice baseball stadium!
September 10th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Good news for the children of Pittsburgh: The city blew their entire education budget on that fireworks display, so you don’t have go to school anymore!
September 10th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I want the producer of this abortion staked out in a bamboo grove.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
AL Michaels may have died during the off season
September 10th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
@BQC; Their education budget could only fund 1/5 of that. The rest was highway funds.
Can you say “pot holes the size of cars”?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Football is slowly getting gayer than soccer.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Harry Connick Jr.?
These people have suffered enough.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
And I’m still offended by the will.i.am/Bob Dylan commercial. Oh yeah. Let’s bring up 9/11.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Shouldnt this mook be opening NO’s season?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Three time Grammy-award winner… 20 years ago.. Harry Connick Jr. will now screw up your death pool by proving he’s still alive and singing a welcome under-stated National Anthem.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Dude, I love you Harry. But not your Star Spangled apparently. Too jazzy for me I guess.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
football! now enriched with extra meaningless meaning!
September 10th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
is mike tomlin wearing makeup?
September 10th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Dude, I thought I was losing my hair. Mike Tomlin is running circles around me.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
FOOTBALL!
September 10th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Stirring run? He was met with less resistance than Big Ben was when he had sex with that batshit crazy woman.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Is anyone singing the Steelers Stairway Zeppelin anthem? “OOOOOOOOOOH POLAMALU!”
September 10th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Also offended by Dylan/will.i.am… let’s see, most influential musical artist of the past 50 years alongside the current Wyclef/Puffy/Babyface-type flavor of the week. Makes sense to me.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Willie Parker stuffed like a turkey? BUT IT’S NOT THANKSGIVING YET.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
no smirre
September 10th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Now its time for the Steelers/Zeppelin anthem. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Polamalu”
I hate that guy
September 10th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
This Polamalu guy is pretty good.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
@porky: saw them live years ago, before they were big. Fergie: amazing body, butts facE.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
If you are a huge fan of pile jumping Polamalu is your guy
September 10th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
HERR GOODELL! SIEG HEIL!
September 10th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
KILL KILL KILL.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Way to keep the play alive and lose an additional ten yards, you fucking oaf.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Ben Roethlisberger avoids a sack, runs backward another ten yards, and then takes a sack. Great job, retard.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Just keeping running backwards ben, you got it champ!
September 10th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
@ MorelOrelHershiser: Interesting that comment came after he made two one-on-one tackles
September 10th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Yeah, Im at work. I cant watch… he is still a pile jumping POS
September 10th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
I know it looked bad, but that Polamalu-Johnson hit was kind of a chickenshit call.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
What a shitty call.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
There’s a shocker, Polamalu gets a free pass from the announcers on that bonehead play.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Polamalu : Defense :: Favre : Offense
September 10th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
LACES OUT.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Fuck you Bironas.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Collinsworth just made the first of 190,114 “flying around the field” comments that will be made this year about Polamalu.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
HI RUNNING BACK
Out of the damn way, Rongrastname.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Fuck Bironas, that diving motherfucker. TOMMY MADDOX DESERVED THAT PLAYOFF WIN
September 10th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
NO HURT BEN’S CHOCO TACO.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Big Ben: Ur doin it rong
September 10th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Clearly, Big Ben was taunting his offensive line about beating them in Call of Duty last night.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
As a Browns fan…. I see Mendenhall having a career that parallels William Green’s (this is a good thing)
September 10th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
HEY! NEW BALL-HANDY-OFF GUY! WHERE DID WILLIE GO?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Similar to Gilbert Gottfried’s joke at Bob Saget’s roast:
http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/
/PoFlaWa?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Big Ben: HI RASHARD!
September 10th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
I’m getting screwed over in my first fantasy game because I only have one Steeler on my team, that being numbel one smaltest leceivel who have yet to leceive catches. This is rudicrous.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
I have to say, Bo Scaife looks real good so far.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
LenDale White smells food.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Come on, make a Shawne Merriman joke. All of these tequila comments are begging for it.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Fuck you Kerry.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Troy Polamalu smells Vince Young…. wha? Kerry Collins threw that pick? But he’s such a proven veteran game managing Quarterback.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Hines Ward: Africasian or Blackorean?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
@ MorelOrelHershiser: Heres the update on the Brett Favre of defense: Five solo tackles, one pass defended, one baller one-handed interception
September 10th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Michaels did reference Merriman under his breath, right? I didn’t imagine that.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Damn, Al Michaels almost gave in and mentioned Merriman.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Shawne Merriman took a shot at love with Tila Tequila.
And another shot.
And another.
Then he blacked out.
Woke up in jail.
Hmm.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Hmm… controlling the game…silencing the crowd…stuffing the Steelers offense… Perfect time for an unnecessarily risky throw to a blatantly unopen WR, fuck Kerry Collins
September 10th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
I just got doused in Steelers chants. Fuck I hate the Steelers. Why can’t Steelers fans stay in their terrible city?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I didn’t think he was going to mention Merriman, but then BAM! there it was….
September 10th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I knew I should have drafted Polomalu #1 in my fantasy draft…
September 10th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Speaking of risky throws…
September 10th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
HI INTERCEPTION
September 10th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Also who was a moron like me taking the over because they thought Pittsburgh’s offense was good…
September 10th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
@ Old Greg
1 push off
September 10th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Collinsworth is obsessed with people’s combine times. Is he bucking for a job with the Raiders or something?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
I’m still waiting to hear Kerry’s combine time back in 1983
September 10th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
“I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.”
-Cris Collinsworth to Troy Polomalu last night
September 10th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
LenWhale giving up the tequila? Bullshit
September 10th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Javon Kerse is still alive?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Wald has angly smirre
September 10th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
You carr me foll hord? That make me smirre!
September 10th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
And, four years too late, Bill Leavy realizes that the Steelers commit penalties.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
no they don’t the refs just call them to make it fair
September 10th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
“Roethlisberger holds on to the ball so long that he takes tons of sacks.”
/Collinsworth praising Rongrastname
//Apparently doesn’t understand how drive-killing sacks are a good thing
September 10th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Was that Adrian Peterson creeping the fuck out of me?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Was that a preview for the new Purple Jesus movie directed by Frank Miller?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Soccer Ball Faced Purple Jesus = Nightmare Fuel
September 10th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
what a gay terrible towel sign. I expect nothing less from stiller fans
September 10th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Is it too late to revoke Polomalu’s Pro Bowl spot considering he’s cost his team 30 yards so far?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Dick LeBeau, French for Dick the Pretty.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Polamalu lets that limp floater of a throw go for a first down RIGHT in front of him, and then commits the personal foul while tackling him forward PAST the first down marker. Good job, Shirley Temple.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Are mobsters holding Rob Bironas’s family hostage?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Fuck my cock.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
That over 35 is looking worse and worse… Why do I insist on parlays when there’s only one game….
September 10th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Im pretty sure Bironas needs to gtfo
September 10th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Fucking Bironas
/-2 points tonight on one of my teams
September 10th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Just what we needed, a blocked FG.
All we need now is for one of these teams to run Georgia Tech’s offense and it’ll really feel like its 1940.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Otto: What was he supposed to be? Besides bizarre?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Sorry I meant Purple Jesus in texture.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
As a Colts fan I’m pretty sure that Peyton Manning likes women, way to go DirectTV.
Also it’s good to see they are bring sexy friday early this week :)
September 10th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
btw
Fuck Jay Leno
Got the show “Life” cancelled
September 10th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Smaltest wide leceivel!
September 10th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Was that a “score”?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Suicide IS painless, after all.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I really might kill one of the fifteen fucking Steelers fans here in this fucking bar.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Shouldn’t have taken those pain pills…
September 10th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Piratesloth, that should shut them up
September 10th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
@Piratessloth: You need to act now, otherwise they will keep multiplying
September 10th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
What a great fucking game.
Fuck that Bironas/Titan special team juggernaut.
HAHA. Polamalu questionable with a knee.
Thank god this is back in my life.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
God, I love football.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Madden curse rearing its ugly head early for Polamalu?
September 10th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Jay Leno devours cock and beer bongs semen.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Fuck jay leno and his unfunny show which looks like a rehash of his earlier crap show. That blonde was hot though.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
JLo, you reminded me why I avoided Crackers and Head ‘n Shoulders this season. Thanks!
September 10th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Damn I wish that crazy mick Finnegan had scored.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
RIP Stevie. God that was a great Super Bowl.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
It doesn’t help that the couple next to me came to Kauai to get married 2 days ago and they’re a nice couple….. but they’re from Murraysville and are decked out in Steelers gear. They’re super nice, but I still wish them a horrible flaming death. Even after buying them congratulatory drinks.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Now buy them congratulatory ruffies
September 10th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Polumalu out for the game could be a game changer.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
andrea kremer looked like she just got rothliesbergered
September 10th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
12 year old son of mine earlier from this evening: “Andrea Kremer is too old to be a sideline reporter”.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Will this year’s Super Bowl winner be legitimate if Polomalu is out for the year?
September 10th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Why did I draft Lenwhale?
/logically expected 75yds and 2 rushing tds
//and a passing td
September 10th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Yes! The Coors Light guys!!! Excuse me while I drown mtself in below-average booze.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Dr. Peter King says it looks like an MCL for Troy P. How did PK ever get time to go to medical school while eating donuts and coffee at Westins?
September 10th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
If Rooney is the ambassador to Ireland does that mean he has to root for Finnegan?
September 10th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Caster Semenya would be a perfect casting pick for Tyler Perry’s Autobiographical pic.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
HARF HARF HARF I FOOLED YOU WITH MY FAKE PEW AND THEN I REALLY GO PEW PEW PEW!
September 10th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
This game blows my ass right about now
September 10th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Fast Willie Parker is now Regular-Ass Speed Parker.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
hay ben, im in ur base, sackin ur dudes
lol
September 10th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
BS call.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
You’d think with as good a defense that the Titans have, they’d understand the basic rules of punt returns.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
I think Levi’s just tried to de-program my mind from the machine overlords.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
skim, I specifically got on the liveblog to see if anyone else found that commercial uncomfortable
September 10th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
I’m gonna quit watching until the 2 minute warning when they decide to start scoring points again
September 10th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Playing on VY’s iPod right now: “You’re good enough, smart enough and gosh darn it people like you. Well you were good enough, you’re not really that bright, and people only like you because you’re worth millions. So don’t kill yourself… Or maybe you should”
September 10th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Again with these Tennessee special teams. HA!
September 10th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
I have 27pts sitting on my bench in this game…
September 10th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Is there some sort of logic as to why Snoop Dog, from Compton, is a Steelers fan?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
What the hell do you have on your bench that’s worth 27 points in this game? Unless you own both defenses (which you obviously should have started and you deserve to lose) I don’t think any body has 27 points…
September 10th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
You ever think Jeff Fisher handed VY a handle of Jack, a bottle pain pills, and a book of Sylvia Plath poetry, telling Young he’d look the other way on whatever happened next?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Ah, it’s good to see native son and long-time Pittsburgh resident Snoop Dogg at Heinz Field. I guess the “G” in Nuthin’ but a “G” Thang stood for “gravy.”
September 10th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I have Gage and Big Ben, ones got 15 the other has 12pts
September 10th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
That was a forward-fucking pass.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Snoop is from Long Beach, not Compton.
/rap nerd, bitches
September 10th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
what a shitty game
September 10th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Thank you Brett Favre, for once again being a fucking turd during the broadcast of a football game.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
fuck favre and sears. broken femur, please.
nice to see romeo with a TV gig finally, though.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
“What do they say around here? Go find Heath.”
Catchy, Collinsworth.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
@J.L. White: Oh, that makes much more sense. The former being much closer to Pittsburgh than the latter.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
omg ben totally fakes me out when he does a pump fake every fucking play.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Jeff Reed had way too much booze before that kick… I thought he missed it
September 10th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Apparently Old Spice is for cross-dressers.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Thanks a lot Chris Johnson. Stunning game you had there, fucker.
/is angry because he had Kevin Smith, but trusted Chris Johnson to get at least 80 yards, that fucking fucker
September 10th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Does anyone use a site that DOES NOT have live scoring? If so I suggest they shoot themselves for using a site that’s so backwards. I mean these sites shouldn’t be stuck in the late 90s and start advertising that they have dynasty leagues or live auction drafts.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
fuck the titans special teams.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Ilish defensive back tackre numbel one lecievel
September 10th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Did I mention…FUCK!?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Kyle Vandenbosch? What does he know about courage? Brady Quinn’s the most courageous quarterback in the NFL!
FUMBRE!
September 10th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
fumbre!
September 10th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
FUMBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!
September 10th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
no smirre
September 10th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
NO SMIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/except for me!
September 10th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Oh no… numbel one levievel dlop the barr rike egg dlop soup.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
YESS! Way to go Wald
September 10th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
this game is like dumb vs dumber
September 10th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
HINES NO SMIRRE HAHAHHHAHAHA
September 10th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Hines Ward just made a YOOGE fool of me and everyone else who took the Steelers against the line.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
FUMBRE. Hines Wald so solly.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
33pts left on the bench…
September 10th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Brady Quinn is all aflutter about these gaping holes that Collinsworth is talking about
September 10th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Numbel one best leceivel no smirre foll fumberr.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
ovelllltimes?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Collinsworth spends a lot of time talking about gaping holes… I think he’s the Original Gay Quarterback.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
don’t blame Chris Johnson. his team is seriously retarded
September 10th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
HINES WALD FLOWN!
September 10th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
No smirre? Be rike the birry goat Hines and smirre!
September 10th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Collinsworth is the Gay Quarterback? Is that a clever derogatory comment about the wide receiver position or…what?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
No smirre!! I fucking love the misery these assholes are feeling.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
@yourmomlovesme
Fair enough, I’m just even more bitter because I had Justin Gage, but I didn’t start him, because who the fuck would start Justin Gage?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Whele youl smirre now Hines?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Kyle Vanden Bosch looked comfortable smacking Ward on the shoulder there….for someone who looks like a member of the Aryan Brotherhood, I was expecting something a little more hostile.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Collinsworth is Gay Zorro?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha. no smirre. not favolite leceivel.
I just guaranteed Tommy Brady’s other knee’s getting blowed up, didn’t I? shit.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Where do you play that BEN and Gage = 33pts?
Espn scoring has them combined for 25
September 10th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
To everyone freaking out about your benched fantasy players: do you not have other players who might be playing this weekend? I mean I’m just guessing here… Things might work out.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Hines Wald is singer handedry putting me in read in filst fantasy game. Sank you Hines, sank you vely much.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
David: PPR plus 6 pts for a Passing TD probably
September 10th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Where do you play that BEN and Gage = 33pts?
Espn scoring has them combined for 25
ESPN gives +5 points for each PEW.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
No smirre now.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Pretty much the entirety of my team besides Hines and Rob Bironas are playing Sunday. In short I’m going to fucking clobber this guy.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Yeah, J Lo’s Odor is right. If you wanna jerk off about how good your bench is, at least wait and I see your starters fail first. You know, the way I do every week.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
No need to hurry here guys, just drag it out until 2nd overtime
September 10th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
hey you’d have to bean idiot to start Gage over Chris johnson
September 10th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
*wait and see
September 10th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Rearry stlong brocker!
September 10th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
You dont want to make Hines Wald angly?
Hines is Incledibre Hurk?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Kerry Collins had a “noticed a black person sitting in the front of the bus” look on his face just a few moments ago.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
That should do it. Ben has the last HARF.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Mike Wallace doesn’t just play 60 Minutes!
/leaving now.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Mike Wallace? Well they got lucky it’s not Sunday because he’s usually doing 60 Minutes
September 10th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Jesus, the Titans are making the Broncos’ Defense look awesome.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
FUCK THIS TENNESSEE ZONE AND CHUCK CECIL. DAMNIT!
September 10th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
a vote for the steelers is a vote for inbreeding
September 10th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
oh and BTW FUCK YOU ROB BIRONAS
September 10th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
I’M ALIVE ONE MORE WEEK! THANK YOU STEELERS!
/now hates Pittsburgh for rest of season
September 10th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
For that last drive the Titans Defense might as well of put on a girl’s cowboy hat and offered to fix Ben’s TV set.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Drink every time Hines says “guys.”
September 10th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
So disappointed in Hines real voice.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Chug for everytime you wish Hines talked so blasian.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
@JL: And then ask Ben to admit he raped them.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
so this year we have to pretend that the Steelers are actually a good team until they’re eliminated? or can we jump the gun and call a spade a spade?
September 10th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
so this year we have to pretend that the Steelers are actually a good team until they’re eliminated? or can we jump the gun and call a spade a spade?
Whatcha sayin’ about Mike Tomlin…
September 11th, 2009 at 12:03 am
We’ll see how the Stillers handle Poutface, Forte, and co.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:03 am
God fucking Christ fucking damnit. I hate the Steelers and their fans.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:10 am
Hines out 3-6 weeks at minimum per Tomlin. At least there’s some good news. I’m guessing PK getting this right is more blind squirrel——> nut than anything else.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:10 am
Never mind McNair’s Ghost. Kevin Gilbride’s ghost ran the Titans/Oilers defense for the 4th and OT.
Is anyone else on here old enough to still gripe about the Disaster at Rich from ‘93?
/echo the curses on Bironas
September 11th, 2009 at 1:06 am
so this year we have to pretend that the Steelers are actually a good team until they’re eliminated? or can we jump the gun and call a spade a spade?
Yeah, why do we have to act like the defending champs, who just beat the last team they lost to (without their best defender for a half), are any good?
RIDICULOUS!
Hate on, hater.
September 11th, 2009 at 1:43 am
Am I the only reader here who feels Punte’s pain of being a Bengal fan?
At least the game against the Donkeys looks like a shoo in for Who Dey Nation. Can’t say anything about the other games, other than that Xmas Ape will have two easy wins this year against my boys(and two more vs the Clowns).
I may not post here much , but I lurk, waiting for the day that Mike Fuckin Brown actually fields a good team.
Guess I’m gonna keep waiting. Well I’ll still have NCAA basketball to look forward to in November.
This is what happens when you follow the Bengals for your entire life.
September 11th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Sorry for the double post, but…
I did follow the Bengals when they were somewhat relevant. Before Joe Montana pissed on my dreams in 89.
September 11th, 2009 at 5:16 am
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September 11th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Oh yeah Ape, 1.7ypc what a mark of a championship caliber team. You people are truly no better than pats fan with your delusions of grandeur. Yes you won a super bowl, in a brady-less year, after beating the ravens, against the cardinals. Wow excuse me while I take a deep breath to wrap my brain around that herculean feat.
Steelers are an upper tier team, but they won’t make the AFC championship game this year.
I am willing to bet $350usd they don’t make the AFC championship game, and I am happy to give my money to a nuetral party whenever you accept to be held throughout the year. Don’t be scared. And don’t act like you don’t have the money, you do have the 37,000th ranked book on the Amazon Sales list….thats lazerface money
September 11th, 2009 at 8:46 am
LAAAAAAAAAAAAZARFACE MONEY
I have nothing real to add, just to say Polumalu’s injury makes me pleased and +1 Sherman.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Dayyyum Haterade got his titties in a twist.
A few things – not gonna bother to counter the canned “2008 title wasn’t impressive” BS. Done it too many times. It’s not even creative hate.
1. Parker ran for less than two yards per carry against the Titans last year too. Running game ain’t gonna be great, but it ain’t any worse either.
2. Yeah, I think the fans of any defending champ returning 20 of 22 starters have a right to expect their team to be contending. That’s only “delusions of grandeur” to a guy who goes by Haterade.
3. Insults about my Amazon sales ranking? You mean the thing that’s updated hourly and can swing 20,000 places based on a handful of sales? Yeah, dude, consider me zinged.
I don’t bet on my team. You could lower it to $5 and I’d still say no. Superstitions are a bitch. Not concerned with whatever gloating that follows from you about me being a coward. Also, anyone who refers to dollars as “usd” is probably a scam artist anyway.
Jeebus. A Steelers win turns vaginas sandy like nothing else.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:05 am
am willing to bet $350usd they don’t make the AFC championship game, and I am happy to give my money to a nuetral party whenever you accept to be held throughout the year.
I’d be happy to protect your $350. Do you want my Paypal address?
September 11th, 2009 at 10:09 am
I drafted the Steelers’ defense in both my fantasy leagues, only to have it lose its best player for at least a month. I also failed to start Santonio in one league, for reasons that are not quite clear to me. Is it ok if I externalize this poor fortune and just hate the Steelers more? Alright then.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:40 am
The musical acts last night were stunning, Drew. I can see why you think music from the Woodstock era is so bad.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Keep the haters, and their vaginas, in check Ape.
/we still cant run the ball
//fuck.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:51 am
I hereby announce my complete and utter displeasure with anything related to these “Black-Eyed Peas”
September 11th, 2009 at 11:40 am
I, for one, hope the Steelers crash and burn this year. Not because I dislike them, but in the interests of comedy. There’s no hate quite like self-hate (unless it’s Pats hate), and the tree of contentment tends to bear unfunny fruit. KSK editors being pleased with how their teams are doing would be a disaster for this site.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
“Fuck Bironas, that diving motherfucker. TOMMY MADDOX DESERVED THAT PLAYOFF WIN”
Old Greg must be one of those new Steeler fans (after Seattle, before Arizona I’m guessing). No way a real fan doesn’t know who fucked them in the playoffs with a phony dive.
Hint: He kicks for the 49ers now.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I don’t think the Steelers will repeat, just because it’s been proven so hard to do in recent years. Something always seems to go a little wrong for the champs. But they’ll probably come pretty damn close.
By the by, Simmons predicted a 10-6 “fluke” finish for the Broncos. Discuss.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I’m not saying they’re by any means a lock to repeat, but the tidal wave of retards coming in here saying “Hey, the Steelers only beat one of the best teams in the NFL last year in OT AND their running game looked bad. THEY SUCK!” is maddening.
September 11th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
I more annoyed because the Titans looked better than I thought they would; maybe I was harsh with my 7-9 prediction. Also because I left Justin Gage on the bench in favor of Thomas Jones at flex. (Yes, yes, no one cares about my fantasy team.)
September 11th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
If I wanted to watch a soccer game……………..
September 11th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Let the Haters hate.
And let the Winners win too.
Champs will stand at end.
September 11th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
$350 that the Steelers won’t win 4 games then!?
September 11th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
No thanks. Go spend your money on some more excuses.
September 11th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
B….bu…..but…the Steelers are……..they’re…….uh…….
…whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…whuuu..whuu…WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/somebody needs a nipple and a diaper change
September 11th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
$350 that the Steelers DON’T win four games? In the same division as the Bengals and the Browns? If I didn’t know you were just trying to troll the Steelers fans, I’d take you up on that offer. Then again, if you were serious, I’d probably back out because I’d feel dirty taking money from the mentally handicapped.
Jesus Christ, just because I hate the Steelers doesn’t mean I don’t respect the teams they’ve put together. As much as it turns my stomach to see them succeed while the Browns continually struggle, it’s because they have all the things Cleveland doesn’t have: A deep roster, a consistent and capable coaching staff, and outstanding management.
Neither team looked all that sharp last night and the Steelers are going to have to go without Polamalu for a few weeks, but to think that they’ll go 3-13 (when they’ve already got one win) is simply absurd. They’re a playoff contender at the very, very worst and most likely will win the AFC North.