Comments on: Andy Rooney Explains Week 2 Of The NFL Season

By: Rocco

Rocco — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:32:43 +0000

It’s a great imitation of Rooney, but I hate that guy so much that it ruins the “Week X Explained” post.

/sulks

By: Bobafet7

Bobafet7 — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:26:10 +0000

The line about building the same house only bigger reminds me of the ending of “The Jerk”

By: L

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:42:31 +0000

I look forward to reading this in Rooney’s voice every week.

By: Nom de Plume

Nom de Plume — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:38:51 +0000

but are all of you REALLY spitting shit all over your keyboards and monitors?

It’s possible, though like “LOL” and “ROTFLMAO”, I suspect that the actual incidence of such things is probably in a very low percentile. Something like 1% or less, in all likelihood.

Internet cliches are like that. By the way, I have a huge cock and I’m rich, and my wives are hot.

By: H Cuz

H Cuz — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:18:17 +0000

Is it bad that I heard this in Caliendo’s voice?

By: fox

fox — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:37:38 +0000

Not to be dick or anything—and “our country’s so poor right now we can’t even afford a white president” line IS the funniest thing I’ve ever read on this site—but are all of you REALLY spitting shit all over your keyboards and monitors?

If chewing tobacco counts, yes, I did.

By: Cutlerfucker

Cutlerfucker — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:36:52 +0000

“Our country’s so poor right now that we can’t even afford a white president.”

Oh god, I pissed my pants.

By: Hommey

Hommey — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:07:25 +0000

WHAT’S WITH ALL THESE BLACKS IN SPORTS

By: Warthog

Warthog — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:31:30 +0000

PK and Rooney in a conversation about coffee. That’s the hell waiting for me when I die if I don’t change my ways.

/Repents and mails check to James Dobson.

By: Richard Fitzwell

Richard Fitzwell — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:17:04 +0000

In my head, when I see Peter King, I hear Andy Rooney. Is it possible that PK is the bastard spawn of Andy Rooney?