Comments on: Andy Rooney Breaks Down Week 1 Of The NFL Season http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:45:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: No Pullout http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html/comment-page-1#comment-147357 No Pullout Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:56:59 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18865#comment-147357 “Why does the expression ‘Does a bear shit in the woods, substitute for the word, ‘yes?’ You say to your friend, ‘Did you go to the store? And instead of saying yes, they’ll say, ‘Does a bear shit in the woods? Bears don’t always shit in woods. Polar bears might shit on ice or in water. An overworked circus bear might shit his pants while riding a unicycle.” “Why does the expression ‘Does a bear shit in the woods, substitute for the word, ‘yes?’ You say to your friend, ‘Did you go to the store? And instead of saying yes, they’ll say, ‘Does a bear shit in the woods? Bears don’t always shit in woods. Polar bears might shit on ice or in water. An overworked circus bear might shit his pants while riding a unicycle.”

]]> By: Mike D http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html/comment-page-1#comment-147069 Mike D Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:55:05 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18865#comment-147069 Isn't it time for a Gay Zorro post? Isn’t it time for a Gay Zorro post?

]]> By: Rowdy Roddy Peeper http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html/comment-page-1#comment-146983 Rowdy Roddy Peeper Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:35:01 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18865#comment-146983 @ Gino Tourettsa Fuck and yes. @ Gino Tourettsa

Fuck and yes.

]]> By: H.C. Frick http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html/comment-page-1#comment-146974 H.C. Frick Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:17:39 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18865#comment-146974 "We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville..." “We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville…”

]]> By: busesbefuckin' http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html/comment-page-1#comment-146967 busesbefuckin' Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:10:32 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18865#comment-146967 CIS, the admin of that page is Briana Drip Drop Johnson. I assume that because of the lack of quotes in the middle that Drip Drop is actually her name, and not a nickname bestowed on her by "friends" that don't think she is "fat" or a "bitch". I think Drip Drop is a great nickname for Jake Delhommeinvasion. But why? He is like a faucet dripping interceptions and dropping fumbles. What a crab-dicked rectumstick. This has nothing to do with real quarterbacks, I just think it's interesting. CIS, the admin of that page is Briana Drip Drop Johnson. I assume that because of the lack of quotes in the middle that Drip Drop is actually her name, and not a nickname bestowed on her by “friends” that don’t think she is “fat” or a “bitch”. I think Drip Drop is a great nickname for Jake Delhommeinvasion. But why? He is like a faucet dripping interceptions and dropping fumbles. What a crab-dicked rectumstick. This has nothing to do with real quarterbacks, I just think it’s interesting.

]]> By: JW http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html/comment-page-1#comment-146962 JW Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:59:41 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18865#comment-146962 Forget about Brandon Stokely. Did anybody else notice Kyle Orton and Ben Roethlisberger are the same guy? http://dubsism.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/kyle-orton-is-just-a-drunk-ben-roethlisberger/ Forget about Brandon Stokely. Did anybody else notice Kyle Orton and Ben Roethlisberger are the same guy?

http://dubsism.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/kyle-orton-is-just-a-drunk-ben-roethlisberger/

]]> By: CooperIsSuper http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html/comment-page-1#comment-146958 CooperIsSuper Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:12:30 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18865#comment-146958 "...but that’s probably because there aren’t any Negroes in Minnesota." What about Prince and Kirby Puckett? /Rock'd and so is this guy: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2241251016 “…but that’s probably because there aren’t any Negroes in Minnesota.”

What about Prince and Kirby Puckett? /Rock’d

and so is this guy:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2241251016

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html/comment-page-1#comment-146954 Otto Man Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:30:54 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18865#comment-146954 <i>Which Living Masterpiece is KSK doing this year?</i> Word on the street is they're going to rock out some Hieronymous Bosch. Which Living Masterpiece is KSK doing this year?

Word on the street is they’re going to rock out some Hieronymous Bosch.

]]> By: The Lazer http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html/comment-page-1#comment-146953 The Lazer Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:14:59 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18865#comment-146953 well done sir. well done sir.

]]> By: John Doe http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html/comment-page-1#comment-146951 John Doe Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:09:39 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18865#comment-146951 Puerto Rican? More like Puerto Potty, amiright? Puerto Rican? More like Puerto Potty, amiright?

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