Everyone needs a little smut in their lives. Unless of course you happen to think that stuff will make you gay. For the rest of you, consider this a reminder to send in submissions for this week’s Fantasy Football and Sex Advice Mailbag. Do you want to know how to gain the forgiveness of a sexual partner whom you chided for being too easy? Well we already have a question about that (seriously), so think of something else between now and tomorrow morning. Remember, the ‘bag doesn’t put itself together, so try to get your submissions to us in a timely manner.
Image via Cleavage Lover
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Ah, 8am and I wake up to check KSK to find this photo.
/not getting out of bed yet
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I’m more of a beavage lover.
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Underboobage is my favorite kind of boobage.
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:20 pm
That picture is SO NOT making me gay right now.
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I want “Cleavage Lover” on my tombstone. And in the headline of my obituary.
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Damn…and I thought I was stupid for not touching myself out of fear of turning Japanese.
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Pornography certainly taught me how to love myself which I guess is kinda gay.
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:31 pm
my college roommate dated that girl if its who I think it is
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:34 pm
pornography made me gay the same way drinking Starbucks made me believe I was Italian
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:43 pm
El Borracho- Who do you think it is?
September 23rd, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Tony Romo saw this picture and threw an interception.
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:01 pm
The chasm between boobs is too gaping for my taste.
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:09 pm
@El Borracho: Even though I’ve never met you, don’t know anything about you, haven’t the faintest clue where you went to college, and have no idea how much of a nightmare you’d be as a roommate, I wish we’d shared a room in college. Though to be honest I probably would have gotten tired of you masturbating furiously under your covers every time I brought my girlfriend back to the room (and that is not to say I would judge you harshly for your actions).
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Looks like a smuttier Rachel Leigh Cook.
September 23rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
“Looks like a smuttier Rachel Leigh Cook.”
And that’s a bad thing… how?
September 23rd, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Anyone saw the Matt Ryan Gillette ad on the homepage of ESPN, “A white stick without the white mess”, lofty words
September 23rd, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Click if you enjoy pissed off BAWSTON PAY-TREE-UTS fans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NySvh07Aqc
Courtesy of your favorite pussy tubing HC, Rex Ryan.
September 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Do you see that sexy little thing that she’s doing with her lip?
That’s an old fuckin street hooker trick for hiding Herpes sores.
/Tommie Lasorda’d
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:02 pm
/leans back with white Russian in hand
How’s the smut business treating you, Unsilent?
//you mix a helluva caucasian
September 25th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
I think that’s Karalyn West, she was on the 5th season of Project Runway as a model.