Everyone needs a little smut in their lives. Unless of course you happen to think that stuff will make you gay. For the rest of you, consider this a reminder to send in submissions for this week’s Fantasy Football and Sex Advice Mailbag. Do you want to know how to gain the forgiveness of a sexual partner whom you chided for being too easy? Well we already have a question about that (seriously), so think of something else between now and tomorrow morning. Remember, the ‘bag doesn’t put itself together, so try to get your submissions to us in a timely manner.
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I think that’s Karalyn West, she was on the 5th season of Project Runway as a model.
/leans back with white Russian in hand
How’s the smut business treating you, Unsilent?
//you mix a helluva caucasian
Do you see that sexy little thing that she’s doing with her lip?
That’s an old fuckin street hooker trick for hiding Herpes sores.
/Tommie Lasorda’d
Click if you enjoy pissed off BAWSTON PAY-TREE-UTS fans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NySvh07Aqc
Courtesy of your favorite pussy tubing HC, Rex Ryan.
Anyone saw the Matt Ryan Gillette ad on the homepage of ESPN, “A white stick without the white mess”, lofty words
“Looks like a smuttier Rachel Leigh Cook.”
And that’s a bad thing… how?
Looks like a smuttier Rachel Leigh Cook.
@El Borracho: Even though I’ve never met you, don’t know anything about you, haven’t the faintest clue where you went to college, and have no idea how much of a nightmare you’d be as a roommate, I wish we’d shared a room in college. Though to be honest I probably would have gotten tired of you masturbating furiously under your covers every time I brought my girlfriend back to the room (and that is not to say I would judge you harshly for your actions).
The chasm between boobs is too gaping for my taste.
Tony Romo saw this picture and threw an interception.
El Borracho- Who do you think it is?
pornography made me gay the same way drinking Starbucks made me believe I was Italian
my college roommate dated that girl if its who I think it is
Pornography certainly taught me how to love myself which I guess is kinda gay.
Damn…and I thought I was stupid for not touching myself out of fear of turning Japanese.
I want “Cleavage Lover” on my tombstone. And in the headline of my obituary.
That picture is SO NOT making me gay right now.
Underboobage is my favorite kind of boobage.
I’m more of a beavage lover.
Ah, 8am and I wake up to check KSK to find this photo.
/not getting out of bed yet