WHORING! GET YOUR WHORING RIGHT HERE! Captain Caveman links for your enjoyment. First up: I made my first-ever appearance on Dan Levy’s most recent On the DL podcast. He asks me some questions about the Marines before we get down to talking television and the NFL. What a nice young man he is.
If you need a pubescent face to go with that pubescent voice of mine, good news, because Blogs with Balls 2.0 tickets are now NOT insanely expensive like before. I guess the HHR Media people swindled ESPN into sponsoring part of the new media circle jerk, so now it’s only $100. Go HERE to get a discount code. Limited time only.
And last but not least, a Fight Gone Bad update: I practiced sumo deadlift high pulls this morning, and it was misery, sheer misery. This Saturday is gonna suck out loud. So you have that to look forward to. Thanks again to everyone who donated.
Tags: quick hits
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm
It’s funny – you often come off like the angriest of the bunch in your writings, but every time I have heard you speak, you seem like a really nice guy. Then I remember you were a Marine, so you are probably nice on the surface but secretly tuck your weiner between your legs at night and tell the mirror you’d fuck yourself.
Also, what’s a sumo deadlift high pull? Is that like a deadlift that turns into an upright shoulder row?
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:10 pm
So the marines actually have tanks? Are they Shermans? Or Mark VIIs?
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
This is a much better place to go for whoring than my usual site down by the docks.
Much less …. stabby.
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Can’t wait for the puking.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Puking whores?!? Wait, what?
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Whatever happened to the House of Punte….
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Been CF’ing (which obviously includes FGB) for about 5 years Capt. My advice…don’t go out too strong. On the other hand, if you really want to puke…ignore my previous advice. Have fun!