crossfit-assMOAR $ PLZ. Congratulations, sexy readers: we’ve cracked the $1000 mark in the KSK Kares Kharity Drive to benefit my impending ass-kicking in Fight Gone Bad IV, benefiting the Wounded Warrior Project and Athletes for a Cure. Unfortunately, we’ve still got a ways to get to the $5000 goal.

As incentive, I shall post photos of the delightfully in-shape women of CrossFit until we get to 5 G’s. (Just as a general suggestion to every woman in the world: you are hereby invited to do more squats. Yowza.) Also, I realize we have female/gay readers, so here’s a little somethin’ for you, too.

If you haven’t donated yet (or feel like donating again — c’mon, you don’t need that lap dance), you can do so here. Thanks for all your generosity so far. (click image for larger)

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  1. Ed Reed's Gloves Says:

    Holy lord. Fight Gone Bad may not be that bad after all.

  2. BabySexCannon Says:

    holy fucking shit, the Tuesday Morning Quarterback is over 8,600 words! are there ten people in all of America who read that fucking thing from start to finish?

  3. LaFavre's Next Interception Says:

    I looked at the little somethin’ link. Who new Ape was so huge.

  4. Kid Presentable Says:

    Fight Gone Bad IV, eh? Hopefully for his sake, Ufford is training in Russia.

  5. Josh Says:

    “are there ten people in all of America who read that fucking thing from start to finish?”

    I do, I read it during my 3 hour Tuesday lecture. Sometimes I don’t finish by the end of class though. And sometimes my battery dies before I finish

  6. yeah, right? Says:

    Verily I read TMQ as well. The Football Gods deem it so. I can’t help it, I love astronomy.

    /did lots of acid in the 70’s-80’s

    Hey Ufford, for the effort and for the athletic asses, you gots me for fitty.
    And for your dedication and especially your service to the country, you have my admiration and my thanks.

    Dude, you’re gonna puke.

  7. Captain Caveman Says:

    @yeah right: I thank you. For anyone else reading the comments here, I have two pictures to choose between tomorrow. One is pretty sexy and I’ll use it if the total is below $1900 when I do the reminder. The other is SPECTACULAR and I’ll use it if it’s above that mark. Over $2200? You get both.

  8. junkfood Says:

    Even though it’s 8600 words it’s probably an easy column to write. I checked this week’s installment, saw Gregggg has used the same phrases, gimmicks and jokes as he has in his last 100 columns, and wrote “Game Over” in my notebook.

  9. Upstate Underdog Says:

    Matt, have you posted this over at Warming Glow? You might get a few more people over there to donate that don’t read KSK.

    I’ll also post it over at my shitty blog on the odd chance someone reads it.

  10. Captain Caveman Says:

    @UU – Don’t worry, it’ll happen.

  11. Steely McAbs Says:

    I am curious why more KSK staffers are not participating in this fund raising event? I know for a fact that there are several crossfit affiliates in the DC area hosting FGB IV events…

  12. Stonecutter Says:

    Ufford, get Drew to participate and you’ll double your money.

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