KSK will be running a suicide pool for the 2009 season. Register here. Password is “kogod” and you better get cracking. Pick one team per week. If your team wins, you advance to the next week. If your team loses, stick a fork in your ass, because you’re done. Oh, and you can only pick a team to win once. We will do something special for anyone that survives the entire season. If you win but flame out in Week 12, tough titties. Good luck.
Tags: last minute contests, quick hits, the KSK Suicide Pools
September 10th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Saints easy pick here. If the Lions win I’ll shit my pants.
September 10th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Saints over Lions. No-brainer.
September 10th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I shall cast my lot with the 18-1 Patriots to beat the Buffalol Bills
September 10th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
What the shit is this? Do I only get one pick amongst my many, many ESPN suicide pool groups? How am I to wager effectively with all my eggs in one basket?
September 10th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
The damn site won’t let me enter “The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel” as my team name.
Also – I picked the Ravens.
September 10th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Stupid question:
Do I pick the whole season beforehand? (all at once) or week to week (next week make pick for week 2)
September 10th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
@TrophyHusband. Week to week. Though it would be a lot more fun to turn into Dr. Manhattan and know everything ahead of time making watching the NFL pointless. Actually, that wouldn’t be fun.
As for my pick for the season: whoever is playing the Lions.
September 10th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
AFC West is a value conference here.
September 10th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Minnesota
September 10th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Warthog is wise though
September 10th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
There’s no way the lions go 0-16 in back to back years, plus accounting for the bye and playing division rivals twice, the pick against the lions strategy seems retarded. But still, pick against them most of the season.
September 10th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
NE over Buffalo is the obvious pick here. I’m cashing in all my 401(k)’s, Roth IRA’s, stocks, bonds, everything and taking NE giving 11 points.
September 10th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
@Punch: you have to do multiple registrations if you to do different picks in different pools. One more reason ESPN sucks.
Going Seahawks in week one.
September 10th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
ESPN does suck, can’t figure out why Yahoo suicide pools only have a 50 team limit.
September 10th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Gotta take a risk early and save the good teams for later in the season, thus:
Cincy
September 10th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Rocco, the Bills are going to be atrocious, but the Pats also play them twice a year. That same pick might be a little more useful later.
/hoping mailbag is up before practice.
//will go to practice late anyway since its cloudy with a chance of suck.
September 10th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
@OCFC: I follow that logic, but my strategy is to take the easy wins early on and hope for the best in the late weeks. NE @ Buf isn’t till week 15; too risky to wait that long. Plus, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE BILLS WILL DO HERE IN THE SNOW IN DECEMBER WHEN THEY CIRCLE THE WAGONS!!!
September 10th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Shit. I just realized that an update to my handle is log overdue.
September 10th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I tried the ‘take risky pics early’ route last season…out week one. Fuck you Seatle!
September 10th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Or Seattle. Whatever. Fuck you.
September 10th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Minnesota this week. Taken too many risky’s recently. Hang on… am I saying that the team with RetardedQB#4 isn’t a risk? What am I saying? Must be punch drunk from football almost being here
September 10th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Suicide lock? Me if the mailbag isn’t posted soon!
September 10th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
I’m a steelers fan who took the ravens over the chiefs. I figure if the Ravens have to absolutely decimate a team i might as well get something out of it
September 10th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Disappointed that 3SPN automatically used my entry (Gonetomorrow). I wanted to go with ‘KhmerRougeRaptors’.
/too lazy to make a THIRD registration
September 10th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@TrophyHusband Good question. I was wondering the exact same thing.
@Mr Mr Thanks for the answer
Oh, and I went with Baltimore. Living in the KC area, I know firsthand how truly lousy the Chiefs are going to be.
September 10th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Pacman gon chomp dat azz has selected the Seachickenhawks
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September 11th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
“kogod” as in The American University school of something-or-other… does that make you guys fellow alumnus?!
September 12th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
taking the pack, cause fuck the bears