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By: Haynesworth_Stomp

Haynesworth_Stomp — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:56:39 +0000

I’m torn by the possibility of Marmalard winning MVP, on the one hand we would have to hear even more MSM cockslobbering over that douchenozzle, on the other hand the Marmalard posts would be three shades of awesome.

By: Chai, Please

Chai, Please — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:24:51 +0000

Tough day to pick Ape, the Penguins are going to be at the White House with the Prez:

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=497748&cmpid=rss-News%20in%20English

What is a Pittsburgher to do?

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:57:51 +0000

It was about a team that could stop you in your tracks. Send you back the other direction. You see?
You want to have sex with the Vikings?

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:45:41 +0000

I guess in some alternate KSK universe the Redskins have a great defense

They were the 4th ranked D in the NFL last year and they just added one of the most dominant D-linemen in the game in the offseason.

By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:03:37 +0000

Dammit Ape, I picked Houston to win the South and Marmalard for MVP as well. At least when I’m horribly wrong, there’ll be someone in more widespread media who’ll be just as wrong with me.

By: Chad

Chad — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:26:02 +0000

Ape, you better watch out. I think your Marmalard alter-ego is taking over your subconscious. Picking him for Super Bowl MVP? I’m surprised you didn’t sign off the article with, “WHAT? HUH? WHAT? FUCK YOU!”

By: yourmomlovesme

yourmomlovesme — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:18:07 +0000

I guess in some alternate KSK universe the Redskins have a great defense and San Diego has a chance in hell of winning the Super Bowl.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:34:39 +0000

Sports Nomad, here. I was raised everywhere. I got my early NFL chops on the local CBS feed which included the 49′rs, Chargers and Rams, Raiders were an afterthought but when I decided on my team, I saw this one team that didn’t have heaters on the side-lines, didn’t allow the players to wear gloves. They wore black shoes during the era that favored those wearing the white shoes. This team breathed cold vapor and took no prisoners. I was raised on a military base in Southern California but immediately, I became a fan of the Vikings. Page, Eller, Marshall, Larson. It isn’t always about the geographical location. It was about a team that could stop you in your tracks. Send you back the other direction. You see?

By: Duke_of_Madness

Duke_of_Madness — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:03:45 +0000

Someone has to show up at the 18th Amendment as early as possible in ass-less chaps and hit relentlessly on Ape. I would do it, but I’m in Chicago, there’s no fucking way I can make it.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:30:38 +0000

When I told Drew that I was a Redskins fan he wrote in my book that they “fackin sack”. Will you be nicer?

What I’m trying to say is, I enjoy being abused.