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		<title>By: deeznuts</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/18460.html/comment-page-1#comment-145215</link>
		<dc:creator>deeznuts</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Flip-Flops:

As evidenced by the responses to you in the other thread, no one likes you. Go get fucked.

While I&#039;m here, my cutesy little bullshit about rapey players isn&#039;t all you didn&#039;t notice. You also didn&#039;t notice that I said the Titans play the NFC West, not that they&#039;re actually in it, you silly fuck. I think you also missed classes on spelling (&quot;elemenary&quot;) and apostrophe usage (&quot;douche&#039;s&quot;). I guess not everyone in Pittsburgh has great language skills.

Sorry that this response is a little childish, should I add some jokes about how a 240-lb athlete is overweight?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Flip-Flops:</p>
<p>As evidenced by the responses to you in the other thread, no one likes you. Go get fucked.</p>
<p>While I&#8217;m here, my cutesy little bullshit about rapey players isn&#8217;t all you didn&#8217;t notice. You also didn&#8217;t notice that I said the Titans play the NFC West, not that they&#8217;re actually in it, you silly fuck. I think you also missed classes on spelling (&#8220;elemenary&#8221;) and apostrophe usage (&#8220;douche&#8217;s&#8221;). I guess not everyone in Pittsburgh has great language skills.</p>
<p>Sorry that this response is a little childish, should I add some jokes about how a 240-lb athlete is overweight?</p>
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		<title>By: Christmas Ape</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/18460.html/comment-page-1#comment-145175</link>
		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Steelers are favored by 6.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steelers are favored by 6.</p>
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		<title>By: Ryno</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/18460.html/comment-page-1#comment-145164</link>
		<dc:creator>Ryno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s the line on this game right now?  Steelers favored by alot?  I feel like it&#039;s a pretty comfortable Pittsburgh cover...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s the line on this game right now?  Steelers favored by alot?  I feel like it&#8217;s a pretty comfortable Pittsburgh cover&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: FLIP-FLOPS ARE FOR GIRLS</title>
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		<dc:creator>FLIP-FLOPS ARE FOR GIRLS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:12:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PS, deeznuts-

 Apparently, i missed your cutesy little bullshit about &quot;rapey players&quot;.

 If i&#039;d known you were twelve i wouldn&#039;t have wasted time on a lucid, well-thought-out and respectful response to your pissy-pants elemenary-grade-level retardation.

 At least my Steelers starters can all speak English. Did you see C. Johnson trying to mumble his way thru interviews last year? It was so bad he needed Manbooby LenWhale to interpret for him: &quot;Mish-mush, murmur mumble mumble, mish-mish-mush...&quot;

 Bwahahahaahahaha.............</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PS, deeznuts-</p>
<p> Apparently, i missed your cutesy little bullshit about &#8220;rapey players&#8221;.</p>
<p> If i&#8217;d known you were twelve i wouldn&#8217;t have wasted time on a lucid, well-thought-out and respectful response to your pissy-pants elemenary-grade-level retardation.</p>
<p> At least my Steelers starters can all speak English. Did you see C. Johnson trying to mumble his way thru interviews last year? It was so bad he needed Manbooby LenWhale to interpret for him: &#8220;Mish-mush, murmur mumble mumble, mish-mish-mush&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p> Bwahahahaahahaha&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: FLIP-FLOPS ARE FOR GIRLS</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/18460.html/comment-page-1#comment-145098</link>
		<dc:creator>FLIP-FLOPS ARE FOR GIRLS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>deeznuts:

 Who plays in the &quot;NFC West&quot;? Certainly neither Tennessee nor the Jags.

 Anyway, despite being a Steelers fan and resident of Pittsburgh, i admire the Titans as a whole and respect Jeff Fisher very much. Now that Shanahan&#039;s been (unfairly)axed i see Fisher as the best pure football coach in the league. My own team&#039;s coach Tomlin will rank up there with a couple more good seasons, but Fisher&#039;s done more with less than anyone besides perhaps Cowher did in the 90&#039;s/early 2000&#039;s IMHO.

 It&#039;s a shame the Titans have a couple mouthy, classless douche&#039;s ruining an otherwise distinguished franchise&#039;s rep.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>deeznuts:</p>
<p> Who plays in the &#8220;NFC West&#8221;? Certainly neither Tennessee nor the Jags.</p>
<p> Anyway, despite being a Steelers fan and resident of Pittsburgh, i admire the Titans as a whole and respect Jeff Fisher very much. Now that Shanahan&#8217;s been (unfairly)axed i see Fisher as the best pure football coach in the league. My own team&#8217;s coach Tomlin will rank up there with a couple more good seasons, but Fisher&#8217;s done more with less than anyone besides perhaps Cowher did in the 90&#8242;s/early 2000&#8242;s IMHO.</p>
<p> It&#8217;s a shame the Titans have a couple mouthy, classless douche&#8217;s ruining an otherwise distinguished franchise&#8217;s rep.</p>
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		<title>By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 01:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d say that the towel is in less danger Thursday night than any crowd control barrier at Heinz Field that gets in Keith Bullock&#039;s way after the loss.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d say that the towel is in less danger Thursday night than any crowd control barrier at Heinz Field that gets in Keith Bullock&#8217;s way after the loss.</p>
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		<title>By: porky1</title>
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		<dc:creator>porky1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not hating on the Titans, deeznuts.  I&#039;m as fond of them as I am of any franchise I neither love nor hate.  I&#039;m just going with my gut feeling.  They lost Haynesworth, are still ineffective at the QB position, and they only have three or four real &quot;gimme&quot; games on the sked: Lambs, Seahawks, and the Jaguars(2).  Then you have the &quot;either way&quot; games: Houston (2), Jets, Colts (home,) Buffalo, Niners, Dolphins.  Finally, the games that look to go against them: Stillers,  Pats, Colts (road), Cards, Chargers.  

Assuming the &quot;either way&quot; games are a split, that&#039;s either 7-9 or 8-8 (which is still a better record than I made it sound.)  Could I be wrong?  Sure, I&#039;m just a jerk.  But I&#039;m a reasonable jerk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not hating on the Titans, deeznuts.  I&#8217;m as fond of them as I am of any franchise I neither love nor hate.  I&#8217;m just going with my gut feeling.  They lost Haynesworth, are still ineffective at the QB position, and they only have three or four real &#8220;gimme&#8221; games on the sked: Lambs, Seahawks, and the Jaguars(2).  Then you have the &#8220;either way&#8221; games: Houston (2), Jets, Colts (home,) Buffalo, Niners, Dolphins.  Finally, the games that look to go against them: Stillers,  Pats, Colts (road), Cards, Chargers.  </p>
<p>Assuming the &#8220;either way&#8221; games are a split, that&#8217;s either 7-9 or 8-8 (which is still a better record than I made it sound.)  Could I be wrong?  Sure, I&#8217;m just a jerk.  But I&#8217;m a reasonable jerk.</p>
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		<title>By: Mashawn Lynch's Injury Cart</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mashawn Lynch's Injury Cart</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The only thing I can remember him doing in the postseason last year was introducing us to the term &quot;swaggerjacking.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only thing I can remember him doing in the postseason last year was introducing us to the term &#8220;swaggerjacking.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Punch Rockgroin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Punch Rockgroin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 08:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Strip the bark now, Stampy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Strip the bark now, Stampy.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. Steve Brule</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/18460.html/comment-page-1#comment-145028</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Steve Brule</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LenDale Stomp&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Baby Elephant Walk

/eh, why not?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LenDale Stomp&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Baby Elephant Walk</p>
<p>/eh, why not?</p>
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