STAMPY WANTS TO GET ALL STAMPY AGAIN. He’s off the Patron, but he’s keeping the same angry drunk attitude. LenDale White, last seen not winning a postseason game, claims he’s gonna lower the cleats on a Terrible Towel again if the Titans win Thursday. I dunno, man, that’s not being loyal to James Harrison.
Anyway, as someone who’s destroyed a towel this offseason, I can’t pretend that I’m all indignant that he wants to mar one of our cherished twirly rags, but I do like the fact that it’s LenFail that’s initiating all the talk about what happened last year.
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Hey Flip-Flops:
As evidenced by the responses to you in the other thread, no one likes you. Go get fucked.
While I’m here, my cutesy little bullshit about rapey players isn’t all you didn’t notice. You also didn’t notice that I said the Titans play the NFC West, not that they’re actually in it, you silly fuck. I think you also missed classes on spelling (“elemenary”) and apostrophe usage (“douche’s”). I guess not everyone in Pittsburgh has great language skills.
Sorry that this response is a little childish, should I add some jokes about how a 240-lb athlete is overweight?
Steelers are favored by 6.
What’s the line on this game right now? Steelers favored by alot? I feel like it’s a pretty comfortable Pittsburgh cover…
PS, deeznuts-
Apparently, i missed your cutesy little bullshit about “rapey players”.
If i’d known you were twelve i wouldn’t have wasted time on a lucid, well-thought-out and respectful response to your pissy-pants elemenary-grade-level retardation.
At least my Steelers starters can all speak English. Did you see C. Johnson trying to mumble his way thru interviews last year? It was so bad he needed Manbooby LenWhale to interpret for him: “Mish-mush, murmur mumble mumble, mish-mish-mush…”
Bwahahahaahahaha………….
deeznuts:
Who plays in the “NFC West”? Certainly neither Tennessee nor the Jags.
Anyway, despite being a Steelers fan and resident of Pittsburgh, i admire the Titans as a whole and respect Jeff Fisher very much. Now that Shanahan’s been (unfairly)axed i see Fisher as the best pure football coach in the league. My own team’s coach Tomlin will rank up there with a couple more good seasons, but Fisher’s done more with less than anyone besides perhaps Cowher did in the 90′s/early 2000′s IMHO.
It’s a shame the Titans have a couple mouthy, classless douche’s ruining an otherwise distinguished franchise’s rep.
I’d say that the towel is in less danger Thursday night than any crowd control barrier at Heinz Field that gets in Keith Bullock’s way after the loss.
I’m not hating on the Titans, deeznuts. I’m as fond of them as I am of any franchise I neither love nor hate. I’m just going with my gut feeling. They lost Haynesworth, are still ineffective at the QB position, and they only have three or four real “gimme” games on the sked: Lambs, Seahawks, and the Jaguars(2). Then you have the “either way” games: Houston (2), Jets, Colts (home,) Buffalo, Niners, Dolphins. Finally, the games that look to go against them: Stillers, Pats, Colts (road), Cards, Chargers.
Assuming the “either way” games are a split, that’s either 7-9 or 8-8 (which is still a better record than I made it sound.) Could I be wrong? Sure, I’m just a jerk. But I’m a reasonable jerk.
The only thing I can remember him doing in the postseason last year was introducing us to the term “swaggerjacking.”
Strip the bark now, Stampy.
LenDale Stomp<<<<<<<Baby Elephant Walk
/eh, why not?
Reasons I Hate the Titans:
Joe Nedney
Eddie George
Shit I Don’t Care About:
Anything that lacks a loyalty to James Harrison
I used to enjoy when the Titans would fly under the radar and then exceed expectations. When did they become the team people love to hate? Jesus, can’t you people hate teams with annoying coaches (Pats, Browns), inept owners (Bengals, Raiders, Bills), or rapey players (Chargers, Steelers)?
I don’t know if they’ll beat the Steelers or not, but anyone who thinks they’re this year’s Jags (looking at you, porky) must not have watched football last season. The Jags lost several starters on their already suspicious offensive line, whereas the Titans have arguably the best line in football. And they play the NFC West.
I apologize that this was not funny.
“They talk about me every day on Twitter. They hate me,” White said. “They hate me, I can’t use ‘He Hate Me,’ they hate me, the whole world, no matter what I do. But they do love me. If they had me at running back, they’d love me, now. They wanted me at running back, that’s probably why they hate me now. They hate me because they love me. That’s what it is.”- Lenwhale in PFT
WTF????
Teams that only win regular season games need some means of celebration.
Jesus, Lendale. Next time don’t choke against a team that the Steelers crunched three times. Or were you unaware that your team lost because the starter got hurt and you couldn’t carry the load?
Threatenin’ to stamp a towel? Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’.
You know, it’s amazing when people get indignant about the destruction of something you can buy at the fucking gas station.
LenDale is the hero of all intelligent fans. And by intelligent I mean everyone but Pittsburgh fans.
StuScottBooyahs preempted any witticisms by cutting right to the chase right there.
So instead, I’ll be serious…the Titans are this year’s Jags. Not only will they get pasted by the Stillers, they’ll be lucky to win seven.
Just put the towel in the endzone and it’ll be safe.