STAMPY WANTS TO GET ALL STAMPY AGAIN. He’s off the Patron, but he’s keeping the same angry drunk attitude. LenDale White, last seen not winning a postseason game, claims he’s gonna lower the cleats on a Terrible Towel again if the Titans win Thursday. I dunno, man, that’s not being loyal to James Harrison.
Anyway, as someone who’s destroyed a towel this offseason, I can’t pretend that I’m all indignant that he wants to mar one of our cherished twirly rags, but I do like the fact that it’s LenFail that’s initiating all the talk about what happened last year.
I want more like this!
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