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By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 02:41:07 +0000

Jebus effin Christmas…have hany of you guys clicked on that Michigan Ave. Magazine link? You see the prices for some of those fucking clothes? OK, I get it you make a shit-ton of money, but an overcoat for $4,195? FUCK AND NO.

/urge to kill rising

By: JaysonAych

JaysonAych — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 02:38:58 +0000

Anyone else picking up a Rick Astley vibe off of that pic? Are we being CutleRolled?

By: Andy

Andy — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:05:37 +0000

I believe what this picture shows us, is that Chicago must have some sort of QB “Sexifying” machine. We saw the Sexcannon go to work, and the ever fabulous Neckbeard.

And now, Cutlerfucker looks like a damn god in Chicago.

Perhaps its reverse engineered Super AIDS.

By: Lisa_from_Illinois

Lisa_from_Illinois — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:04:50 +0000

WHERE IS HIS UPPER LIP?! (In the article he said he last had a girlfriend in college. By "college" I think he means "Big Chicks".)

By: porky1

porky1 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:18:23 +0000

The Pumpkin Pie haircut is gone? You don’t say!

I don’t know much about fashion (though I am wearing the exclusive KSK “eli” shirt as I type) but the second picture down, where he’s wearing the orange jacket…who the fuck approved that? It’s like “Gorton’s fisherman meets Monte Hall.”

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:13:48 +0000

If only John Hughes were alive. He could make a Chicago-based teen movie with James Spader as Jay Cutler.

By: Gogetyourshinebox

Gogetyourshinebox — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:11:44 +0000

As long as he beats GB twice a year….douche it up

By: tom

tom — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:54:38 +0000

He is still showing too much denture in the last pics.

By: martinriggs

martinriggs — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:45:58 +0000

@ GT. Great call. I fully expect him to start insulting Molly Ringwald or picking on Eric Stolz . After all this is Chicago. John Hughes would approve.

BTW, there is no way this is the same guy….trick overhead lighting & an airbrush can do amazing things

http://photos.upi.com/yview/c4bcff227f4e5c27aade22c80f1536b9/Chicago-Bears-introduce-new-quaterback-Jay-Cutler-in-Lake-Forest-Illinois.jpg

By: Brady Quinn Cooks Socks

Brady Quinn Cooks Socks — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:45:56 +0000

‘Cutler is laser-focused on his goal’

I see what they did there…