Comments on: “Honey, What’s A Four Letter Word For Lofty Anklegrabber?” http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 03:53:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Nick- BMW Parts Expert http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-196413 Nick- BMW Parts Expert Mon, 12 Apr 2010 21:00:26 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html#comment-196413 It's an interesting argument but I am not sure if he adds much to the overall subject. It’s an interesting argument but I am not sure if he adds much to the overall subject.

]]> By: Danzibar Island http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-148115 Danzibar Island Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:52:19 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html#comment-148115 PETER KING IS A FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLE. THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS GAY FOR BRET FAVRE! Terry Fucking Bradshaw behind the likes of bums like Favre?! FUCK YOU, Peter King. PETER KING IS A FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLE. THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS GAY FOR BRET FAVRE!

Terry Fucking Bradshaw behind the likes of bums like Favre?! FUCK YOU, Peter King.

]]> By: McNulty's Alcoholism http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-148068 McNulty's Alcoholism Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:48:14 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html#comment-148068 Further proof of PK's penultimate douche-osity. During an interview on the Dan Lebatard show, Dan made the mistake of asking Peter King -- whose only job is to watch and report on football games -- about the Dolphins Falcons game. Peter, who didn't watch the game and thus had no facile faux insights to give anyone, gave a typically blubber filled, nasally excuse about his ignorance. This interview was at 6 P.M. on Monday night. Hey Peter, you work 2 days a week four months out of the year. You couldn't burn the midnight oil to at least watch some highlights from every game and take a note or two? Jay Glazer had already run a train on the Falcons cheerleaders with Michael Turner and Roddy White by 10 AM, right before he bukkake'd the Ben-Gals with Chris Henry at 11:45. Take a break from lapping Dan Patrick's nut sack and, oh, I don't know, watch a fucking football game. Further proof of PK’s penultimate douche-osity. During an interview on the Dan Lebatard show, Dan made the mistake of asking Peter King — whose only job is to watch and report on football games — about the Dolphins Falcons game. Peter, who didn’t watch the game and thus had no facile faux insights to give anyone, gave a typically blubber filled, nasally excuse about his ignorance. This interview was at 6 P.M. on Monday night. Hey Peter, you work 2 days a week four months out of the year. You couldn’t burn the midnight oil to at least watch some highlights from every game and take a note or two? Jay Glazer had already run a train on the Falcons cheerleaders with Michael Turner and Roddy White by 10 AM, right before he bukkake’d the Ben-Gals with Chris Henry at 11:45. Take a break from lapping Dan Patrick’s nut sack and, oh, I don’t know, watch a fucking football game.

]]> By: Side http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-148020 Side Tue, 22 Sep 2009 06:00:29 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html#comment-148020 "Twenty of the 30 quarterbacks who played Sunday entered the league in the past six years. I’m not sure if that’s any sort of record" Average length of an NFL career? 3.5 years. PK, you sir, are an idiot. (http://nflplayers.com/user/template.aspx?fmid=181&lmid=349&pid=0&type=l) “Twenty of the 30 quarterbacks who played Sunday entered the league in the past six years. I’m not sure if that’s any sort of record”

Average length of an NFL career? 3.5 years. PK, you sir, are an idiot.

(http://nflplayers.com/user/template.aspx?fmid=181&lmid=349&pid=0&type=l)

]]> By: Bob http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-148004 Bob Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:21:40 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html#comment-148004 Funny thing about that day was you see him and think, "Holy shit, it's Peter King! FINALLY! Oh the things I want to yell at this douche-hat: the Normans, Yogi Berra, Favre Knob-Shining, the Foul Ball, the St. Regis, the Coffee Bullshit, the fucked-up grammar, etc., etc." And then you watch him: in his wrinkled up khaki shorts with his skinny legs sticking out, his stupid pig face, his rat-nest of hair, as he fumbles over his busted up case of Peroni, and you realize this guy, this guy is totally retard. And really, it's no fun to pick on retards. And btw, yes, Mr. Cock Flashy (if that's your real name, Mr. Peter King), as a grown man, I do talk to everyone about KSK. It's the tits of a website! Funny thing about that day was you see him and think, “Holy shit, it’s Peter King! FINALLY! Oh the things I want to yell at this douche-hat: the Normans, Yogi Berra, Favre Knob-Shining, the Foul Ball, the St. Regis, the Coffee Bullshit, the fucked-up grammar, etc., etc.” And then you watch him: in his wrinkled up khaki shorts with his skinny legs sticking out, his stupid pig face, his rat-nest of hair, as he fumbles over his busted up case of Peroni, and you realize this guy, this guy is totally retard. And really, it’s no fun to pick on retards.

And btw, yes, Mr. Cock Flashy (if that’s your real name, Mr. Peter King), as a grown man, I do talk to everyone about KSK. It’s the tits of a website!

]]> By: Joe http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-148002 Joe Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:08:24 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html#comment-148002 <> Oh God yes. YES. <>

Oh God yes. YES.

]]> By: Cloudy with Meetballs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-147999 Cloudy with Meetballs Tue, 22 Sep 2009 02:51:19 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html#comment-147999 This story is a fake. Peter King doesn't drive anywhere anymore! He lives in a city, with walkable streets, and livable neighbors, and coffee shops on every corner! This story is a fake. Peter King doesn’t drive anywhere anymore! He lives in a city, with walkable streets, and livable neighbors, and coffee shops on every corner!

]]> By: Frank Reich Revolution http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-147950 Frank Reich Revolution Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:26:45 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html#comment-147950 @UU and Rocco: Suspect #1 is Ko Simpson in his quest to finally become worth millions. @UU and Rocco: Suspect #1 is Ko Simpson in his quest to finally become worth millions.

]]> By: Brady Quinn Fan http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-147949 Brady Quinn Fan Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:21:53 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html#comment-147949 P. King is such a fat fuckity fuck P. King is such a fat fuckity fuck

]]> By: Cock Flashy http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html/comment-page-1#comment-147948 Cock Flashy Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:13:57 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/%e2%80%9choney-what%e2%80%99s-a-four-letter-word-for-lofty-anklegrabber%e2%80%9d.html#comment-147948 In all seriousness, a grown man talking to PK about KSK is one of the douchiest things possible. Grow up. In all seriousness, a grown man talking to PK about KSK is one of the douchiest things possible. Grow up.

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