Comments on: Write This Down: ‘Piss Off.’ Your KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag (Update)

By: Sergio Coles

Sergio Coles — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 08:17:36 +0000

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I am from Ghana. I really the Soccer and cannot wait till 11th June, can you?.But there is a trouble camming from FIFA. It is that doesn′t select the best teams in this planet to the Entire world Cup which it should otherwise don′t call the World Cup a final, should you desire to play soccer for the soul of competition then go for the olympics games. truly exactly what the World Cup is turning to, and it su…, ire needed to beat france to be in and is not, jap beat lowly teams as bahrain, qatar, kuwait, being in, is this justice I dont consider so, just because you are from the Planet Cup it doesn′t mean that you simply have the top quality for being in like jap can attes. Any way, I expect to see a amazing final on 11th July and my preferred winner team is Ghana,and my favorite player is Del Piero.Excellent blog and maintain going.Cu!

By: dan l

dan l — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:56:23 +0000

“The fuck do unmarried childless friends know about raising a child?”

I was just in the same situation with some unmarried childless friends saying the same stuff about the same stuff. I can’t believe I just had my parenting style validated by KSK.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:13:01 +0000

Touchdowns are still worth 6 points, right? So why in the fuck would you join a league in which QB touchdowns are worth 3 or 4 points? That is fucking asinine. There is no excuse for 15 RB’s to be ranked higher than Brady and/or Brees. 6 fucking points for a touchdown. Stop the discrimination against QB’s.

/rant over
//poop joke

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:40:13 +0000

I disagree. My experience is that frequent jerking increases my interest in sex. Long periods of no jerking make me completely disinterested in it.

Roadkill,

Interest in sex does not equate to your jimmy being able to splat the goo in a timely fashion or not. Prolonged jerking it makes it harder for you to cum. Ergo, if you want to cum faster, stop jerking it so much. That was my point, which perhaps didn’t come across as clearly.

@ Bear,

Good, just talk to your girls about it and let them decide at that point. That makes them think you are cool, rather than creepy. Also, good god man, they’re 3 and 0 years old! Start worrying about this shit when they turn 11 or something. :)

District 9 is better than Terminator: Salvation, right?

@ Slash,

District 9 is like having sex with the entire San Diego cheerleading squad at once. Terminator : Salvation is like getting a crappy handjob from fat Steelers’ chick.

I report, you decide.

By: Drkdstryer

Drkdstryer — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:35:03 +0000

Here’s what I figured out pretty quickly about 6 point TD for QB: it means that one QB can potentially invalidate someone’s whole team. If you decide to handcuff Fitty and Colston, then you will never ever beat the team with Kurt Warner at QB. It just won’t happen – he has a whole other player on you. It just makes the QB position too good.

By: Stonecutter

Stonecutter — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:59:46 +0000

@JAFO: You’re a mean little bastard.

/did the Filthy Fifty this morning
/can’t walk
/can’t lift arms over head

By: Ronny

Ronny — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:47:53 +0000

District 9 sucked.

By: Stonecutter

Stonecutter — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:39:17 +0000

@ JaS: “Can you hang with him so he doesn’t turn out Air Force.” As a former Air Force Combat Controller, unless your brother is a SEAL, he can STFU about the Air Force. And if he was a SEAL, he’d know better.

By: fangirls on helium

fangirls on helium — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:30:20 +0000

@BearinCheeseland: I got the Gardisil shots for HPV, but although I recommend birth control pills, they make me gain weight like crazy.

By: That'samare

That'samare — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:14:14 +0000

@ BearinCheeseland: Depo is about the worst birthcontrol method you can go on. Many doctors actually recommend against going on it, as many women have a hard time conceiving after getting off it for years. Plus, the side effects are pretty nasty.

@Jas: As long as you see nothing wrong with someone pimping your kid out to get poon, then there’s no problem.

@ I wish I had a name: Convince her that you should be there to mediate the discussion. That way, they won’t come to blows, and leave the game early, thus wasting the tickets.