Comments on: “What’s That? You Want Me to Drink You? But I’m in the Middle of a Football Game.”

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:18:26 +0000

He reminds me of Elway, don’t see what all the Bronco fans are bitching about. Spitting image.

By: dumbass broncos fan

dumbass broncos fan — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:39:05 +0000

I believe that I speak for all Bronco’s fans with this small bit of wisdom:

FUCK!
MY!
LIFE!

By: Mike D

Mike D — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:52:01 +0000

McDaniels is going in – week 5 at the latest

By: Arthur Kade mows my lawn

Arthur Kade mows my lawn — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:03:25 +0000

Walter Sobchack: “i understand that human beings are irrational beings. but the thought that ANYONE who calls themself a Broncos fan would think that Kyle Orton would deliver anything positive is beyond comprehension. i’m a packer fan and had the pleasure of seeing orton play often. prepare to get owned in every way possible. it is going to be one of those feelings like when you get kicked in the balls and you feel like you’re going to puke, but you don’t…you just roll over and rock yourself in the fetal position.”

Kyle Orton vs. Green Bay Packers:

12/07/2005: Win, 19-7
12/23/2007: Win, 35-7
11/16/2008: Loss, 3-37
12/22/2008: Win, 20-17

Kyle Orton played like absolute garbage in those games against the Packers…and yet, 3 out of 4 times it was the Pack who got “owned in every way possible”.

Also, the two seasons that Kyle Orton was the Bears’ starting QB (2005 and 2008) the Bears finished far, far ahead of the Packers in the standings.

And the cherry on the sundae: Kyle Orton’s career record as a starting QB: 20-11.

Conclusion: Epic fail.

By: herc rock

herc rock — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:17:11 +0000

Yes. Kill me.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:05:38 +0000

Every year people think that preseason has any credible power of prediction. It’s almost too easy to point out that Detroit went 4-0 last preseason. Preseason doesn’t mean jack shit.

The final score of preseason games doesn’t mean anything, but the play of individual players can be a decent barometer of how they’re gonna start the year.

By: Rock

Rock — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:01:31 +0000

Grr, predicTION.

By: Rock

Rock — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:00:34 +0000

Every year people think that preseason has any credible power of prediciton. It’s almost too easy to point out that Detroit went 4-0 last preseason. Preseason doesn’t mean jack shit.

/doesn’t mean Orton and Cutler won’t suck, just that there is no real evidence that they will.

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:31:00 +0000

Did Ape seriously just compare Neckbeard and Cutlerfucker?

Uh… While keeping in mind that Cutler had far better receivers, look at their numbers from last year.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:11:31 +0000

Did Ape seriously just compare Neckbeard and Cutlerfucker?

No, I just said Cutler didn’t exactly set the world on fire in his preseason debut either.