Comments on: Vehicle Insecurity, Fantasy Football Hate Crimes and Sex for Stories: Your Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag

By: Manuela Galavis

Manuela Galavis — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 19:18:18 +0000

Like the blog. I’ve been creating solar panels for small businesses for years now and doing pretty well… Thankful I found this place.

By: Angry Dragon

Angry Dragon — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:41:31 +0000

Ape,

Fair enough. However you all tend to say you get so many letters every week that I would think if the one you are trying to run has been asked too many times, then you could just pick another letter to post……But either way, lay off the downer stuff. At this rate you might turn this thing into a serious, respected blog–and none of us want that!!

By: wooo000woah

wooo000woah — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:59:31 +0000

Girl, run that p.o.s. saturn the fuck OVER with your truck!

By: JP

JP — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:41:09 +0000

I think the important question here is who the fuck is the chick sporting the DDs? I need to google that mamasita.

By: Rambling Psychoses

Rambling Psychoses — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:10:26 +0000

Ape said, “so I left it in for them.”

/dick joke

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:03:32 +0000

I was also being rushed by readers who were bellyaching (see the comments in the previous post) that this mailbag wasn’t up by the time they were leaving work on Thursday. As far as the non-answer to the anal question, we’ve gotten about 500 variations of that same query in the few months we’ve been doing this. If I REALLY wanted to be lazy, I could deleted the question entirely, but readers have mentioned that they’ve gotten valuable advice from the commenters in the past, so I left it in for them.

By: Angry Dragon

Angry Dragon — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 01:55:00 +0000

Although I jumped the gun on finishing the comments and I have to give a +1 to DickFitz for working shigella into the conversation.

By: Angry Dragon

Angry Dragon — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 01:52:07 +0000

No offense to the grieving guys because I can’t imagine what you have gone through, but this mailbag was an absolute downer. C’mon KSK, this is the thing I reserve Friday morning for at work–coffee and mailbag. Between the ubiquitous death and the No comment lines (REALLY?!?!?! Send the mailbag to me and I’ll answer the questions with “I dunno,” “Maybe,” or “Signs Point to Yes” and it will be better than those answers), the mailbag has slid down a peg this week.

Next week I fully expect tons of d-bag questions, quests for anal, and stupid fantasy questions about what BrittFar is going to do post-retirement, or I’ma gonna start a revolt.

Now Good Day Sirs!!!!

By: Brady'sLeftKneeCap

Brady'sLeftKneeCap — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 20:13:12 +0000

@Bumbling: I’d try to have 1st, last and security deposit on hand and ready to go, too. When the merde strikes you in the visage, you’ll want to be able to jump quick and clean with no drawn-out unreasonably painful cohabitation.

And make a hobby of skimming the “rooms for rent” section. It’s all about the exit strategy.

By: akbroncosfan

akbroncosfan — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:19:06 +0000

I hit a mule deer once in my 1994 Saturn going about 35 mph. I was shocked as hell that the thing simply rolled up the hood to the windshield and then off the side, leaving no dents whatsoever. I thought there were a ton of scratches on the hood, but it was just a lot of hair. So don’t knock Saturns, but my wife drives a big truck and I think its sexy.