He just…he just came up to me…he said he was interested…that he knew my “system.”
He said that he knew how to make things work…
I just felt like I had everything except…you know, him…
He said…Oh, god, I can’t believe this happened…
He said that if I didn’t give him what he wanted…that I would lose my job…
And you know…things haven’t been so great lately…
And I just felt…
Oh, I don’t know what to do…
I don’t know what to do…
I need you to testify.
What?
Mrs. Childress, if you don’t speak up now, there’s no telling who else this man is going to take advantage of next. This could happen again and again. For years. We have a chance to put him away for good. But we need your help.
My friends…I told them I didn’t want it…but they didn’t believe me.
They saw…they saw me driving him from the airport…
And then when we got back to my place…He…he just wouldn’t listen to anyone…
He said he wanted to be with me…but I knew he didn’t love me!
Oh, is that what this is about? You’re just trying to get back at this guy, aren’t you? This wasn’t a rape, this is some crazy person just trying to make herself feel better.
That’s not true!
YOU WANTED HIM LAST YEAR, BUT YOU COULDN’T HAVE HIM! AND NOW THAT YOU TWO AREN’T CHASING EACH OTHER AROUND ANY MORE, YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BETTER! ADMIT IT!
No!
Elliot!
Fine…I’ll be doing some many shit off-camera.
This was a mistake! I knew this was a mistake! [Runs off]
That poor, poor girl. [Head sinks in disappointment.] Wow, I sure am showing a lot of tit.
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Wait!? Someone raped Anne Coulter? What does this have to with the Vikings?
CR FTW!
*Stands up and claps*
Bravo, good sir.
In other random football news the sec lifted its newly installed ban on social media. Now maybe I can read Tim Tebow Tweet during games
Pulling up your dress, bending over and telling him to, “Do what you want to me” is not rape.
It’s sad. Very, very, very, very sad, but not rape.
But he did toy with your feelings for two years, and that’s just wrong.
Well, compared to her mother… she’s fairly conservative
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3931871232/nm0543790
Never really watched Oz. Was it better than Deadwood?
Different really. For one, I’ve never been able to see JK Simmons as anything other than Schillinger and the guys who played Sayed and Adebisi will always be Sayed and Adebisi to me.
That said, NO ONE tops Swearengen. Sweagin! Hang dai!
Great call on the Mariska Hargitay tit. Just don’t get to see enough of it these days. PUNTE…is she your new Judith Light?
And Christopher Meloni is now telling kids bedtime stories on Noggin…imagine my surprise when I saw him on there knowing he’d been raping guys on Oz just a few short years ago.
That chick has a shit ton of forehead on her.
Cameron Diaz would be proud.
You should have used the new improved bearded Childress
Best post in a long, long time. Well done. Except for the whole making light of rape.
@ dsl: Adibesi’s hat was half the reason to watch Oz. How did it stay on?!
The other half, of course, was split between anal rape and wondering how Beecher would screw up his life next.
Brad Childress may be a low-hanging fruit, but you went the extra mile with that one. I hope they eventually make that episode.
Who are these people? What is this?
@Unsilent: Smearing mud on his ass optional.
@Ryno Nothing is better than Deadwood.
/Meloni was a fag on six feet under too.
//Feed Farve to Woo’s pigs.
@ Ryno – In a nutshell, it’s basically impossible to watch the show and NOT see two dudes having sex with eachother. So, in that sense, it’s worse than Deadwood (unless you want to see two dudes having sex). On the plus side, it’s impossible to watch the first few seasons of the show and NOT see Adebisi’s hat.
http://www.blue22.net/features/adebisi/images/mug_ADEBISI.gif
So, there’s that. It’s a pretty amazing hat, but still there’s the whole man-on-man thing
Peter King just jacked off to this.
@dm72
/rape’s never funny
Except on the internet and apparently in Minnesota. I know funny, and this is funny.
/TBS’ed
Can’t wait for when they interview the suspect.
“hellnowerentrape..bitchaskinferit”
@ Unsilent: Followed up by humping the fridge of course
Never really watched Oz. Was it better than Deadwood?
I’m sure if given the option, Childress would still happily accept that photoshopped hairdo.
/No, and then no, and then no, and then no, and then no, and then no, and then yes, still means yes
Oh Elliot. Your total disregard for constitutional rights and any victim over the age of 11 has truly captured America’s heart.
Elliot is off camera applying his dick cream and fondling his sweaters.
I see Punter is already in midseason form. Outstanding.
Goddamn it, dsl beat me to Oz. That’ll teach me to make a comment before reading all the way through.
What sort of manly shit is Elliot doing off-camera? Drinking? Yelling at lower-ranked policemen? Brooding about his family? All three at once?
Fucking his cellmate Tobias?
If Chilly has daughters I do not want (DO NOT WANT!) visual proof!
/scared by photoshop
No means yes and yes means anal
She made that shit up
/Tawana Brawley’d
Is it considered rape if the “victim” begs for it? For months and months? And everyone already knows about it?
Bet he don’t feel as raped as Drew.
/loves me some Hargitay yes I do
1. agree. there is never too much tit.
2. many. PEDs. lofty.
A rape joke without the mention of Ben Roethlisberger? I have seen it all now.
Good stuff, Punter!
There are some of us OUT HERE that are wishing he was still naked in the shower at Oz.
What sort of manly shit is Elliot doing off-camera?
Having semi-consensual sex with Tobias Beecher while Beecher wishes he’d have committed vehicular manslaughter in Florida.
GOREx3: you forgot getting the crap kicked out of him by a skel. or getting shot. or getting stabbed in the lab of his own fucking station house. tad careless, that guy.
Mrs Chilly just needs a big glass of vodka.
Meloni wishes he was still standing naked in the shower on the set of Oz.
no terrible photoshop tag?
Hopefully, this case holds up better than crazy McNutty’s against Big Ben.
Tip #1 don’t send your friend an email boasting about hanging with a pro QB and making plans for the next night with him less than 24 hours after you want to claim that he raped you. Don’t you know those emails are in your computer forever even if you delete them?
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09231/991790-66.stm
What sort of manly shit is Elliot doing off-camera?
Ogling his daughter?
Fine…I’ll be doing some many shit off-camera.
PED’s?
Fantastic work Punter, it’s so wrong but it feels so right.
Geeze punter that’s just wrong (in terms of the rape joke)
with that said she was asking for it!
Will there be a House of Punte podcast this year?
What sort of manly shit is Elliot doing off-camera? Drinking? Yelling at lower-ranked policemen? Brooding about his family? All three at once?
/Shakes fist at Upstate Underdog.
A lot of tit, yes. Enough nipple? No.
“Wow, I sure am showing a lot of tit.’
I disagree, she’s not showing enough.
Wow, I sure am showing a lot of tit.
And the world is better for Mariska Hargitay cleavage.
/Vikings taking punchline of the season title from Eagles
Jeez punter, that’s just right.
Punte’s back in rare form! Out-fuckin’-standing!
/rape’s never funny
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