This Season Is Going To Be FABULOUS
For the explanation behind this picture let’s go straight to the caption…
At which point Warner turned to his daughter and screamed, “Don’t you realize how many NFL records I hold? DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?”
Well we’ve learned one thing, and that’s that the writers of The Suite Life on Deck take fantasy football to an entirely new level. Sure, we’ve all designed our own frilly new uniforms for our imaginary teams to don on Sundays, but surely none of us have ever gotten one of our draftees to actually model said outfit. The Suite Life indeed.
Now I’m not all that familiar with the Disney Channel, so excuse my ignorance, but is every show on that network about a fabulously wealthy teen and/or tween?
Tags: Christians are so festive, gay quarterbacks, kurt warner, Project Runway is hurting for models, rejected Palermo jerseys, Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion, Unsilent Majority
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August 31st, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Kurt Warner in a sparkly uniform? That was the role Brady Quinn was born to play!
August 31st, 2009 at 3:57 pm
FMRA must be so excited.
August 31st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Excellent Donnie Darko reference in the tags. Bravo.
I think this might be the only time I watch Disney channel, just to see how much mobility that outfit gives Greybeard.
August 31st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Where’s the road uni?
August 31st, 2009 at 4:05 pm
God that show sucks. Let me know when he makes an appearance on Wizards of Waverly Place. Then we’ll talk.
What?
August 31st, 2009 at 4:10 pm
how old is that asian chick?
August 31st, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I was really hoping Kitna would show up and they would WRECK that place. Him and his Jesus-hat.
August 31st, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Unfortunately, my tween daughter watches SLOD, so I know waaaaaay too much about it.
But Zack & Cody’s mom was a serious MILF the 1st couple seasons.
/ Wondering if any dads had a thing for Mrs C on Happy Days…
August 31st, 2009 at 4:21 pm
@Drave
Claire Huxtable was the all-time hottest TV MILF
August 31st, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@C: either 12 or 42. I am never sure….
August 31st, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Claire Huxtable was a good one, but the hottest TV MILF was Erin Grey From “Silver Spoons”.
August 31st, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Come on people. Nancy Botwin.
August 31st, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Um Meredith Baxter-Birney trumps all 80s TV MILFs.
August 31st, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I’m with C-Student on this one…I want to send some sparklies onto that (hopefully legal) asian’s face. Or Kurt’s. Or both.
August 31st, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I’m going with Mama from “Mama’s Family” as the numero uno MILF.
August 31st, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I forgot about Nancy Botwin, but Kate Summers had the Silvers Spoons money to find weed connections. And she had a train in her house and a remote control front door.
Lori Laughlin from “Full House” is another MILF pick.
August 31st, 2009 at 4:49 pm
The actress is legal, not sure about the character she portrays.
August 31st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Of age? Under age? This post has already been up for 10 minutes, which means it’s too late for me. Mmmmm …
August 31st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Child, please?
/or is that over already?
August 31st, 2009 at 5:02 pm
I heard Kurt Warner likes to wear Wang.
August 31st, 2009 at 5:05 pm
This post needs more sparkle.
August 31st, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Shirley Jones. Best MILF ever.
August 31st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
so this is Disney Channel? By first look I figured Kurt was on Sabado Gigante.
August 31st, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Brady Quinn is SO jealous.
August 31st, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Brenda Song is 21 and can legally get the hot meat injection. From Wikipedia:
Song was born in Carmichael, California, a suburb of Sacramento, to a Hmong father and a Thai mother who had been adopted by a Hmong family. Her paternal grandparents were from the Xiong clan but changed their last name to Song when the family immigrated to the United States. Her parents were born in Asia and met as adults in Sacramento. Her father works as a schoolteacher and her mother is a homemaker. She has two younger brothers, Timmy and Nathan.
So Clint Eastwood wants her off his lawn as well.
August 31st, 2009 at 5:37 pm
In games this year, Kurt will be donning a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea is to blind onrushing defensive linemen with luxury.
August 31st, 2009 at 5:42 pm
That pink facemask is a nice touch. At first I thought Kurt was Photoshopped into that suit. Well, he WAS the greatest show on turf. Now its on the high seas as well!
/ because the show takes place on a cruise ship…
// I have a 9-year-old daughter, you see…
/// weeps
August 31st, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Wow, this doesn’t bode well for the Marvel characters now under the Borg’s – I mean, Disney’s, control.
August 31st, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Count Al Davis immediately sent out a cease and desist order to Warner.
Nobody in the NFL gets to dress more like an old queen than Al! Unless Gay Zorro is stopping by for a late night QB meeting!
August 31st, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Am I the only one perversely curious to see the Sparklies play and stomp over Oakland?
August 31st, 2009 at 7:01 pm
FINALLY! We’re at the point that the Cowboys can feel normal when they play in their assless chaps!
August 31st, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion is always an excellent Donnie Darko reference.
August 31st, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I blame St. Louis
August 31st, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Hey Kurt Warner, you just lost the super bowl, what are you going to do next?
“I’m going to dress like a fag on Disney Channel!”
August 31st, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Oh motherfucker. You had to post this after an improbable run on quarterbacks forced me into taking Warner about a round too early? Sonofabitch.
/admits that he does look FAAAAAAHBULOUS in those sequins.
//wouldn’t hurt Fitty to try a little.
August 31st, 2009 at 10:54 pm
The term, “Pause, No HOMO” was made for that picture.
August 31st, 2009 at 11:31 pm
I was going to make a Brady Quinn / Fashion / Jealous comment, only I appear to be about 36 replies and 8 hours too late.
September 1st, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Greatest TV MILF ever was Maggie Seaver. Where are your heads?
September 1st, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Judith Light!
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:35 am
He should fire his publicist, manager, agent, wife or whoever approved that outfit! It’s hideous and gay!
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:37 am
A football-themed episode of a show set on a boat featuring hot barely-legal Asian chick? How the hell did the almighty FRED SMOOT noy get in on that? You know he’d have double-donged Ms. Song to within an inch of her life
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:06 am
*jeff garcia squeals with glee* OMG, where did you get that???
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:39 am
/renames fantasy team The Sparklies
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:17 am
Unfortunately, my tween daughter watches SLOD, so I know waaaaaay too much about it.
But Zack & Cody’s mom was a serious MILF the 1st couple seasons)))