This Season Is Going To Be FABULOUS
08.31.09
For the explanation behind this picture let’s go straight to the caption…
At which point Warner turned to his daughter and screamed, “Don’t you realize how many NFL records I hold? DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?”
Well we’ve learned one thing, and that’s that the writers of The Suite Life on Deck take fantasy football to an entirely new level. Sure, we’ve all designed our own frilly new uniforms for our imaginary teams to don on Sundays, but surely none of us have ever gotten one of our draftees to actually model said outfit. The Suite Life indeed.
Now I’m not all that familiar with the Disney Channel, so excuse my ignorance, but is every show on that network about a fabulously wealthy teen and/or tween?
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Unfortunately, my tween daughter watches SLOD, so I know waaaaaay too much about it.
But Zack & Cody’s mom was a serious MILF the 1st couple seasons)))
/renames fantasy team The Sparklies
*jeff garcia squeals with glee* OMG, where did you get that???
A football-themed episode of a show set on a boat featuring hot barely-legal Asian chick? How the hell did the almighty FRED SMOOT noy get in on that? You know he’d have double-donged Ms. Song to within an inch of her life
He should fire his publicist, manager, agent, wife or whoever approved that outfit! It’s hideous and gay!
Judith Light!
Greatest TV MILF ever was Maggie Seaver. Where are your heads?
I was going to make a Brady Quinn / Fashion / Jealous comment, only I appear to be about 36 replies and 8 hours too late.
The term, “Pause, No HOMO” was made for that picture.
Oh motherfucker. You had to post this after an improbable run on quarterbacks forced me into taking Warner about a round too early? Sonofabitch.
/admits that he does look FAAAAAAHBULOUS in those sequins.
//wouldn’t hurt Fitty to try a little.
Hey Kurt Warner, you just lost the super bowl, what are you going to do next?
“I’m going to dress like a fag on Disney Channel!”
I blame St. Louis
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion is always an excellent Donnie Darko reference.
FINALLY! We’re at the point that the Cowboys can feel normal when they play in their assless chaps!
Am I the only one perversely curious to see the Sparklies play and stomp over Oakland?
Count Al Davis immediately sent out a cease and desist order to Warner.
Nobody in the NFL gets to dress more like an old queen than Al! Unless Gay Zorro is stopping by for a late night QB meeting!
Wow, this doesn’t bode well for the Marvel characters now under the Borg’s – I mean, Disney’s, control.
That pink facemask is a nice touch. At first I thought Kurt was Photoshopped into that suit. Well, he WAS the greatest show on turf. Now its on the high seas as well!
/ because the show takes place on a cruise ship…
// I have a 9-year-old daughter, you see…
/// weeps
In games this year, Kurt will be donning a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea is to blind onrushing defensive linemen with luxury.
Brenda Song is 21 and can legally get the hot meat injection. From Wikipedia:
Song was born in Carmichael, California, a suburb of Sacramento, to a Hmong father and a Thai mother who had been adopted by a Hmong family. Her paternal grandparents were from the Xiong clan but changed their last name to Song when the family immigrated to the United States. Her parents were born in Asia and met as adults in Sacramento. Her father works as a schoolteacher and her mother is a homemaker. She has two younger brothers, Timmy and Nathan.
So Clint Eastwood wants her off his lawn as well.
Brady Quinn is SO jealous.
so this is Disney Channel? By first look I figured Kurt was on Sabado Gigante.
Shirley Jones. Best MILF ever.
This post needs more sparkle.
I heard Kurt Warner likes to wear Wang.
Child, please?
/or is that over already?
Of age? Under age? This post has already been up for 10 minutes, which means it’s too late for me. Mmmmm …
The actress is legal, not sure about the character she portrays.
I forgot about Nancy Botwin, but Kate Summers had the Silvers Spoons money to find weed connections. And she had a train in her house and a remote control front door.
Lori Laughlin from “Full House” is another MILF pick.
I’m going with Mama from “Mama’s Family” as the numero uno MILF.
I’m with C-Student on this one…I want to send some sparklies onto that (hopefully legal) asian’s face. Or Kurt’s. Or both.
Um Meredith Baxter-Birney trumps all 80s TV MILFs.
Come on people. Nancy Botwin.
Claire Huxtable was a good one, but the hottest TV MILF was Erin Grey From “Silver Spoons”.
@C: either 12 or 42. I am never sure….
@Drave
Claire Huxtable was the all-time hottest TV MILF
Unfortunately, my tween daughter watches SLOD, so I know waaaaaay too much about it.
But Zack & Cody’s mom was a serious MILF the 1st couple seasons.
/ Wondering if any dads had a thing for Mrs C on Happy Days…
I was really hoping Kitna would show up and they would WRECK that place. Him and his Jesus-hat.
how old is that asian chick?
God that show sucks. Let me know when he makes an appearance on Wizards of Waverly Place. Then we’ll talk.
What?
Where’s the road uni?
Excellent Donnie Darko reference in the tags. Bravo.
I think this might be the only time I watch Disney channel, just to see how much mobility that outfit gives Greybeard.
FMRA must be so excited.
Kurt Warner in a sparkly uniform? That was the role Brady Quinn was born to play!