Comments on: This New Place Is Nice. Almost TOO Nice.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:03:16 +0000

So can Pacman please stick around all season? Like he’s not fully aware he’s no longer a member of the team anymore and he just keeps popping in anytime JJ needs something. Because on some level you know he’s that delusional. Just saying.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:10:30 +0000

“Chubcrawler” and “Hamazon” are going directly into my fatty-insult lexicon- right next to “Flabalanche” and “Harvey Milkshake”. Thank you for the new vocab, you fat fuck.

Also, I’m in San Francisco on business right now and the locals don’t think “Harvey Milkshake” is nearly as funny as I do.

By: jkc

jkc — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:47:56 +0000

haha, Pacman was the best. YOU THANK HE AIN’ GON DRANK???

can we get another episode with Goth Aaron Rodgers?

By: blacksnakemoan

blacksnakemoan — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:18:54 +0000

“’til da bitches get da switches”.

I think I just did 300 sit-ups laughing so hard.

CHUH CHUH…

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:55:58 +0000

*applauds*

I just about died when Pacman showed up.

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:30:40 +0000

Somehow this seems like the actual conversation when those dumb fucks in little D would have over Jerry’s big TV.

By: Earl Campbell's Chunky Soup

Earl Campbell's Chunky Soup — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:25:08 +0000

A friend of mine went to the same high school as MBIII. I asked him if he ever hung out with him and my friend said no, but that they had a language lab together, and Marion would put on the telemarketing headphones and mic for whatever Rosetta Stone shit they used and then say MAYDAY MAYDAY GOING DOWN GOING DOWN and making sound effects like some Japs had shot down his p51 over Coral Sea and it made me like him even more than I already did.

By: Gennifer With A G

Gennifer With A G — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:17:50 +0000

Must be football season. Thank you for this.

By: FatRod

FatRod — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:05:42 +0000

Damn….I hate the Cowboys as much as the next guy, but that was some seriously unfunny shit, right there.
Too long with no coherent humor involved.

1/10.

By: Mixhail

Mixhail — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:23:12 +0000

excellent post, and i’m looking forward to how Jason Witten and especially Felix Jones get incorporated into the Cowboys cast. Its gonna be a fact that Felix Jones takes some glory away from MBIII, so lets see what hijinks spawn from this.