Earlier this week, Steeler Poodle called to mind the iconic image of Steelers fandom: the morbidly obese Steelers fan, AKA Fat Steeler Chick. It encapsulates much of what is to be hated and loved about the mighty braying Steelers Republic: we can express our repulsion at this unsightly breeding ground for diabetes — especially since she seems to have a tongue stud and a wedding ring — or we can celebrate the inherent joy of being a Steelers fan. Ignorance of ineptitude, it seems, is bliss. As is a no-holds-barred approach to Primanti’s.
Remarkably, KSK commenter “Junker23″ recognized someone in this famous photo, thus tipping him off to our hefty heroine’s name. He was kind enough to pass on what he claims is a more recent photo of Fat Steelers Chick, who is now Less Fat Steelers Chick:
Still smiling. Still in black and gold. Considerably less heft. And a naked ring finger this time. Of course, it’s easy to posit that this second photo came first chronologically, that FSC got married and then REALLY put on the heft.
But we at KSK dismiss that notion. Two-thirds of the writing staff at this website have some extra heft ourselves, so we choose to believe in a world where weight loss can be achieved while sitting on one’s ass during a five-month binge of nachos, wings, assorted fried goods, and delicious, delicious beer. It may seem unlikely, but if anyone can do it, it’s someone who has been cruelly mocked and mercilessly taunted by the unforgiving gauntlet of NFL fans on the Internet.
But we beg you, Fat Steeler Chick, don’t stop at this merely-hefty stage. Go all the way to skinny and that smile could win beauty pageants (well, in Pittsburgh, at least). Or blimp back out to comedically overweight so that we might once again revel in schadenfreude. Either way, we thank you. Keep shining.
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WHO CARES IF SOME FAT GIRL FROM SHITTTSBURGH IS A LITTLE LESS FAT. SHE IS STILL FAT AND STILL A STEELERS FAN. NO STEELERS FANS ARE GOOD LOOKING. THEY ARE ALL POOR TOOTHLESS HICKS.
shes a slut
This obviously the Point of View of someone who does not a fan of a team with SIX SUPERBOWL WINS!!!!!!!!!!!. Weight is a problem in America. Besides I’m sure for every fat Steeler Chick. You’ll Find 10 FAT MILK DRINK, CHEESE EATING BUTTER SPREADING PACKARDS GIRLS. sorry still al lil emotional :(!!!) I’m not use to losing. LOSERS!!!
You can find some good recommendation you can get nevertheless for some reason people still decide to keep to those fad celeb diet plan.
She has fewer friends in the second picture because the Congressman representing her gunt refuses to hold Town Halls during the August recess.
@James Harrison will taste manflesh!
The chick on the right in the first pic and the fat chick on the left in the second pic look like the same person.
And I just failed miserably trying to post that link. Whoops.
I don’t think there’s any way she was married in that first picture. The girl I know in both pictures (the cute blonde) is a junior in college this year, so they were definitely all high school-aged in that first one. The second one was put up on facebook two weeks ago, so it’s definitely more recent.
And unless she’s lost a ton of weight in the last month, [url=http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs166.snc1/6216_539446173771_39004806_31995692_8096316_n.jpg]she’s still pretty fuckin’ fat[/url].
My theory on the ring mystery: She used to wear the ring on her ring finger (whether or not she’s married is an entirely different theory), and then she had gastric bypass surgery, making the ring fall off her now “skinny”, but still fat said ring finger. She wanted to keep wearing the ring, but could only get it to stay on her middle finger. This leads me to believe that when the second pic was taken, the surgery was relatively fresh, not having time to resize the ring yet. Who knows? By now she could be svelte and as smokin’ as her blonde friend, and turning you dickbags down regularly!
Wedding ring, Onion ring, Toe-meh-toe, toe-ma-toe.
Good Lord too many after game trips to Primantis, the chick to her left in the first pic and to her right in the second could be her sister. Too Ton Steeler!
i’ve figured out the weight loss mystery. They don’t make XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Polamulu Jerseys, so FSC had to slim down to the largest size manufactured. That’s Dedication!
/fuck the steelers
*stares at cute blonde.*
Fat chick, what? Pic came first? Eh?
*stares more at cute blonde.*
Upstate Underdog Says:
August 27th, 2009 at 11:09 am
3 words: gastric by-pass surgery.
Also, I wonder if she was ever married or if she just put the ring on the wrong finger during an eating binge. If she was married I’d love to see a picture of the guy that was fucking her.
Hilarious…I just busted out laughing when I read that. What if she actually ate the ring off her finger during the eating binge. Her husband probably just stopped replacing them after the third one.
And the dude that was fucking her probably 5’5, 150lbs.
If she were a Packers fan, she’d be a Bantamweight.
“keep your Steelers fans spayed or neutered”
Great advice. Lofty advice.
/dick joke
@Buttsmack O’Kelley
Thanks dude, you just made me spit beer, nachos and a half-eaten slab of ribs all over my morbidly obese (now) monitor … I hope your happy!
// Tries to shake morbidly obese fist but takes nap instead …
isn’t this what most girls look like in Pittsburgh. No one wonder there are so many steelers fans accross the country…..they are looking for a decent looking woman and can not find one in the Pittsburgh.
This only whets my appetite for the true story behind Tommy from Quincy.
Life is worth living sometimes. I just showed this article to some coworkers. One of them recognized Fat Steelers Girl, he went to high school with her and her sister. Feel free to send a friend request to her mom on the facebooks, Barbie Keene. Quite the hallmark family photoalbum right there.
Yes, she had a ring, much like Saturn does.
Can we get a picture of different fat fans once a week?
/Texans and Cowboys fans will take the cake
//See what I did there?
///Doesn’t leave the state, because this is the only place I am skinnier than most.
If she was married I’d love to see a picture of the guy that was fucking her.
He’s burried in the folds.
I’d do four of the ones in the first picture and the blonde in the second.
Isn’t the blonde the same in both pictures? The girl to the fatty’s left in the first picture looks like the same chick as the girl to the fatty’s right in the second picture.
Forgot to add…Maybe three if I lived in Pittsburgh.
@James Harrison will taste manflesh!
First pic: I’ll take two. Maybe three, if it’s a dry spell. Four…no.
Is that a hawaiian leis or a choker chain? Looks like her neck, or lack thereof, is thicker than Clinton Portis’.
Maybe Heinz field limits the number of hot dogs a person can buy each trip, that could explain the loss of a few spare tires.
Soon to be on the NFL Channel’s Top Ten… STRETCH MARKS
Those kids are cute, bringing their pet planet out to the game
How nice.
@ Ropethrower – yes they do until they have kids and both work then like all good things, it comes to an end.
Guys, guys, it’s not her fault she has a gland problem that aceentuates the fact that she is big-boned. She really doesn’t even eat that much, it’s her genetics
/every obesity excuse I’ve heard this week
//gotta give her some credit for dropping the lbs if the pics are accurate
///I’ll be damned, wearing black is slimming!!
I think people are dismissing the fact she is that she actually just got taller between the two photos. I think she stretched out from 5’6 to 6’5 in between the photos and the body mass just got thinned out in the stretch. Not a bad method.
She appears to be a Polamalu fan. What a great coincidence that his number matches her BMI.
After Coach Kilmer nearly killed him in the last game of the season, FSC finally decided it was time to quit football and shed the playing weight to a svelte 3-bills.
Skull rings are super cool too.
Obviously matured to Mardi Gras beads from the lei.
@ Skins : PEW PEW PEW!!
/only slightly worse looking than the chick Rongrastname “raped”
She’s clearly wearing a wedding ring in the first picture so that guys won’t hit on her
well Buttsmack, that is an interesting theory. maybe she just stole the green lanterns ring before she ate him because he refused to change his color to the yellow lantern and wear black gold.
and yes Finger Guns are unbelievably awesome. we should use those along with just thumbs.. its like the ranking can be two thumbs down, two thumbs up, or fuck you i want you to die.
Which means this bitch could probably count neurons without even squinting.
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Finger Guns = Cool
Hiding two people behind you while just standing there is very impressive.
HA! The guy in that picture used to drink at my bar.
In the second picture they all look like they’re college-aged kids. And the old picture’s been around for a few years now. Which means if it’s the same girl, the old picture was most likely her in high school, maybe 18-19 years old. I’m just impressed she was pack on a lifetime of living in Pittsburgh by graduation day.
On the other hand, believe me when I tell you there’s a million girls that look like that in this city. And they’re all in black and gold all the time, just like everyone else here.
Losing weight is as simple as realizing that your eyes are often bigger than your stomach.
Which means this bitch could probably count neurons without even squinting.
This should be a running series. Next week the gentlemen of KSK will check in on Funny T-Shirt Larass Notre Dame fan! He’s getting ready to run the Chicago Half Marathon in 3 weeks!
http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/I_beat_anorexia_big.jpg
Perhaps she was never married and simply wore the ring to the bar in the first picture to avoid being hit on by the many guys who were trapped in her orbit.
she isnt wearing an engagement ring in the top picture so i think she was just wearing a purity ring or some bs like that(which only guaruntees she puts out).
@baldcat: What looks like a beer gut leaning over wearing pants one size too small in the waste doesn’t look like anything when she’s on her back not wearing any pants. Plus, I don’t like six-packs unless there’s beer involved anyway.
Best Thick Thursday ever.
Hey lil’ Wayne, bring lots of flour
This reminds me of a friend in high school who was as fat as the day was long. She’s lost what seems like a literal ton of weight. It still seems weird to compare pictures of the two today.
/dick joke?
Stay with me on this one. What if Fat Steelers chick was forced to drop the weight because she couldn’t fit into the seats at the new stadium?
In the old Three Rivers Stadium, she could get into the handicap seats and there were some bench seating where she could spread out. But now – a landmine field of yellow, plastic seats. So small! So restrictive! How will I get to see my beloved men of yellow and black?
Drop the weight. Hit the treadmill, avoid the booze. Now she did it! And the picture shows her being able to fit her significantly smaller torso into lower level seats.
Excelsior to you formerly morbidly obese steelers fan! Next step – talking to men!
@UU,
Married people don’t fuck, do they?
And a naked ring finger this time.
That’s not a wedding ring. It’s a hula hoop.
@jamesharrison. Which four would you do? I hope you’re not including the chick with the beer gut hanging out the bottom of her shirt.
3 words: gastric by-pass surgery.
Also, I wonder if she was ever married or if she just put the ring on the wrong finger during an eating binge. If she was married I’d love to see a picture of the guy that was fucking her.
More like she got married, started packing on the lbs because why the fuck not, then got divorced because surprise, all the romance was gone from the marriage. Now she’s back on the market and has to try again, so it’s time to drop some weight.
if she ever gets down to skinny, let’s just say there are going to be some…excess skin issues.
two of the girls from the first pic are in the second pic. same chick
Great Update…Girthy Update.
The real question isn’t whether or not this is Fat Steelers Chick or her less-fat sister from the first pic (I’m going with the sister), it’s how does whichever chick this is manage to surround herself with other surprisingly hot chicks. I’d do four of the ones in the first picture and the blonde in the second.
My heart is broken.
Binary rating of the “After” picture: 0001
To me, she’ll always be The Wild Snorlax.
NO, the more weight she loses the less chance I have of getting with her if I ever happen to cross paths with her. Because it is a dream of mine to be able to open my window one morning and scream out, “I Had SEX with FAT Steeler Chick.”