Comments on: Theismann says ‘aloha’ to his golf cart?

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:15:22 +0000

He’s the spokesman for that group that is promoting tailgating without alcohol. What a putz!

By: Lance

Lance — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:04:29 +0000

I think Theezman and Shooter McGavin are the same person.

By: BoDumbly

BoDumbly — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:10:28 +0000

His broadcasting career aside, he’s one of the nicest pro or former pro athletes I’ve ever met. I met him when I was working for Upper Deck. He was signing some merchandise and had nothing but kind words. He signed gear for friends, got on the phone with my dad (big skins fan) and was just generous in general.

He may suck at broadcasting and this story may be true (don’t know, wasn’t there) but he’s not a complete P.O.S.

By: vhdamaco

vhdamaco — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:57:52 +0000

he comes into the outback where i work on a regular basis…

each time i’m conflicted because
1) he did help the redskins win a super bowl
b) he is the biggest douch nozzle i’ve ever seen or met

but each time he does i recall a story i was told about him being KTFO at a bar in Vienna back in his younger days

too bad it wasn’t his femur that LT snapped, then it could’ve severed his femoral artery andput him out of his misery

By: DancingBaptist

DancingBaptist — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:08:18 +0000

Lived in Virginia many years ago. Can confirm that Theismann IS a total jerk AND his restaurant serves less than quality food.

NOBODY DENIES THIS!

(Phrase I use whenever possible, thank you KSK)

By: Brian Kenny's Hair

Brian Kenny's Hair — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:02:44 +0000

Kornheiser: How do you think Brett Favre would have handled this lava rock situation?
Tirico: God damn it….

By: Slash

Slash — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:42:31 +0000

Any sympathy I had about the horribly broken leg is dissipating, not entirely gone yet.

By: dannynoonan

dannynoonan — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:36:26 +0000

Ape we’re neighbors. Now I can get around to stalking you.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:21:23 +0000

I spent the rest of the day in sweaty clothes and scratches all over my arms and legs

Makes you really reevaluate the whole taking a year off before going to college thing, huh? But you could have spent that year off in worse places, like Detroit or Indy or Jacksonville, amirite?

/the red tan Theisssss had was from all the drinking then…right.

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:19:04 +0000

It’s too bad a coked up L.T. didn’t rip out Theisman’s voicebox instead of snapping his leg in 2.