Int. Dolphins HQ two weeks ago.
Executive 1: So we’ve changed the stadium’s name, associated ourselves with Jimmy Buffet, and brought in some other big name owners like Gloria Estefan, Marc Anthony, and Jennifer Lopez. You know, for the fans. Still, I feel like we need something else to get them packing the stands this season.
Executive 2: Well everybody hates the team’s fight song, maybe we could come up with something a little better to improve fan support.
Executive 1: I like where you’re going with that, but a new song will cost money, and frankly we don’t have time to start pricing out songwriters.
Executive 2: Well I happen to know of an artist who can take an existing song and breathe new life into it in a matter of minutes.
Executive 1: Really? What’s this guy’s name? Is he expensive?
Executive 2: His name is T-Pain and he’ll record pretty much anything in exchange for something shiny. My kids say he’s all the rage.
Executive 1: Sounds good. How does he do it?
Executive 2: From what I understand he sings into this magic box and it turns any boring old song into a guaranteed hit that the kids will love for at least a week.
via All Hip Hop
I want more like this!
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