
Mood: Hounded :/
Song: “Love Dog” – TV on the Radio
I was absolutely rocked, positively blindsided by the news of yesterday evening. I had few words then, and I don’t know if I can muster more now.
Of course, I speak of Samantha’s Tweet on her private feed that she’s on of the outs with Mathias and actually (yes!) regretting jilting me the way she did. Obviously, our mutual friend had to show it to me since she still hasn’t approved my request to view the feed, but I felt incredibly close to her nonetheless.
But what does this mean? It’s an ethical quandary is what. How do you welcome back someone who’s done such obvious wrong? The pain from the time I made my advance at Dave’s pool party and she stood there and laughed belly laughs for an entire minute, to the point that she had to prop herself against a deck chair to keep from doubling over. Is that forgivable sin? I guess a handy analog would be how the Eagles just signed Michael Vick. That was a bit of a shock as well. Here’s someone who was capable of malevolence – bringing death where life had thrived, upon beings of innocence! Still, he has suffered duly for his transgression and he actually managed to lose to the Eagles in an NFC Title Game, so in a way I have fond associations of him!
I am a believer in second chances, be it for heart stompers or dog killers. How could I not be? Certainly no being of perfect rectitude am I. If I am able to behold myself in the mirror, in full knowledge of the deceit that I am capable of and the deceit that I have in fact perpetrated, it would be low of me to judge another.
So who knows? Perhaps one day not far off in the future, we will be welcomed into Samantha’s private feed as a friend (and maybe more) and a troubled quarterback and a beleaguered franchise can find peace and success. But that’s only if we’re willing to give them a chance to earn forgiveness.


When Philly visits the Georgia Dome, there will be more green jerseys in the crowd than there are in games at the Linc.
Ape, offer to take Samantha on a nice date, but only if she invites another 12 year old to meet up with you guys after the movies…
@ C-Student: +1, Even Philly couldn’t boo George Clinton
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
I gotta admit,Cheez Wiz is a great topping for dog.
Looks like Jaqui Parker has got a new friend on the team
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin’ but the dog in me
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
/p-funk’d
It’s a crazy mixed up world, it’s a Doggy Dogg World…
/snoop’d
I was just looking at the Eagles schedule and yeah, they play in Atlanta in Week 13, but that’s pretty deep into the season. The more fun road game might be Week 6 when the Eagles go to Oakland. We’ll know about Vick’s play/suspension status by then and it’s early enough in the season that he’ll still be a distraction. PETA people know how to cross the Bay right?
I know I’d find this funnier if I wasn’t actually feeling pretty conflicted about this whole thing. The Samantha thing, I mean.
/seriously though… fucking Vick…
You know what I’m looking forward to? The first “Vinny from Rockaway” post when the Gints play the Iggles.
Something tells me the terms “moolie” and “mook” will be thrown around quiet casually.
@ Tracer
Oh ok, just checking. I cant argue with you on that point….monkey fucking is one of my vices. So touche good sir…..touche…
Everytime you do the Emo Eagles bit, Will Leitch gets an erection. I eagerly await the bit where Vick stabs McPuke in the thigh for the starting gig in Week 8.
The most appropriate song for Vick would be “Give a Dog a ‘Bone’”
So are you saying Emo is not gay? That he is in lust over a girl named Samantha? I can’t believe that. Ookie to the Iggles? Well, my Dad did die, but is not in a grave, so he can’t roll over in it. I know he is not happy, wherever his spirit is hanging out. I believe his comments at the time of the arrest included remarks about not having a clue how to live life legally.
I think every visiting stadium the Eagles visit this year needs to have this sound clip queued and ready:
“I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog’s ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That’s my pleasure.” — John Witherspoon, “Friday”
I like to use jagged glass. The wound is messier that way and takes longer to heal.
cant wait for the season’s first “mickey from rockaway” post
YES ape. YES. so everything i could have hoped for.
Mood: Hounded :/
Song: “Love Dog” – TV on the Radio
Genius
The Emo Eagles aren’t so much forgiving of Michael Vick. They simply see death as one of life’s inevitable torments of the heart and assumed Vick was merely playing out his pain over love. By curb-stomping dogs.
9/27/09 – Chiefs @ Philly. Bernard Pollard, God has a new mission for you…
Despite having no basis on fanhood whatsoever, kind of hoping the Eagels win the Super Bowl? Despite having no basis on fanhood whatsoever, kind of hoping the Eagles win the Super Bowl.
/shame my father
//it’s better if you read it while listening to the song.
///ARF ARF ARF
The satin jacket over blue track suit just screams “slave to fashion.” I wonder what other fashion statements are being made in Philly these days?
Nevermind…{{HURL}}
No, no. Those are the MonkEEs, not monkeys. Though I suppose ya’ll would be as likely to fuck Mickey Dolenz as a bonobo.
This is what it sounds like…. when dogs cry
/Vick’d
deeeeeeeeeeeeep
Needs more one-handed-typing-while-cutting-self-with-razor-in-other-hand typoes….
Hey Tracer…..are you talking about the band or actual monkeys???
Think Supercuts can hook me up with that fresh ‘do?
So this is what it sounds like … when doves cry!
Keep the razors away from Ape. He is getting way too good at writing these things.
i fucked samantha at dave’s pool party
That was so emo that I almost teared up a little bit and cut my-self.
Good. We hate you monkey-fuckers, too.
/consumed with hate
/still wants that satin jacket
Here here, if ever a city / fanbase were deserving of each other, it’s flithy and Ron Mexico.
//Hates all things philly
////except for cheesesteaks and soft pretzels
Another reason to hate that shit hole known as Philly