Someone’s Trying to Start a Mommie Fight
Spotted in Columbia, MD (for those not versed in Maryland suburbia, it’s the line of demarcation between Redskins and Ravens territory): a maternity goods store pushing NFL shirts for extremely pregnant women. Yet the display in the front has a Steelers and a Ravens mannequin posing together, which makes me think the manager, having tired of the schmaltzy overly supportive atmosphere such businesses are supposed to create for their clients, just wants to see some bloated, knocked up ladies come to blows.
Says Ufford: “As long as the unborn children are killed, I’m cool with it.”
Staying with the stupid shirts theme, Terrell Suggs donned this one yesterday.
No shit, P-Drizzle? You say you hate the bitter division rival that beat your team three times last year? Had you not put that on a shirt (one that for some reason is telling me I have a sweet ass), I’d've thought you were only placing bounties on their players to see if your dick could get hard.
In other Ratbirds news: Derrick Mason has ended his contract ploy retirement and has now reportedly arrived at Ravens training camp, thus upgrading the Baltimore receiving corps from being possibly historically awful to merely mediocre. Bully for them.
Tags: Derrick Mason, Fearsome Ravens shirts, Homerism, picksburgh stillers, pregnant ladies, Willis McGahee will take eight, xmas ape
August 1st, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Geez Ufford, thats just wrong
August 1st, 2009 at 3:46 pm
who said those shirts were for pregnant women? have you SEEN the female fans of these franchises?
August 1st, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I don’t know. Not a lot of room for huge arm fat.
August 1st, 2009 at 4:19 pm
I was born and raised in Columbia. It blows. Too many Ravens fans, among other problems.
August 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Who says their receiving corps was going to be historically bad?
/Oakland Raiders fan
August 1st, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Not Pictured: On the front of his shirt it says, “You bet your sweet ass my dipshit front office overpaid for a one-dimensional pass rusher who is often out of position AND…”
August 1st, 2009 at 4:29 pm
you’re right ape. even if they weren’t pregnant, these women would be considered skinny bitches by ravens and steelers standards.
August 1st, 2009 at 4:34 pm
no one really cares about the steelers
August 1st, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Oh, I thought it said “You bet your ass sweat that I hate the Steelers.” Now I guess it makes more sense. Sorta.
Isn’t there a guy outside the stadium selling those? “One for $6, two for $10.”
August 1st, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Am I to understand that Steelers and Ravens fans are allowed to procreate? I thought we passed a law to end that. What the hell do we pay those clowns in Congress for anyway?
August 1st, 2009 at 5:09 pm
They have that t-shirt Suggs is wearing at the maternity store, too. The front says “Last Season Was An Abortion”.
August 1st, 2009 at 5:19 pm
The “Hot Fashion” maternity tee-shirt sounds like pure Pitt. Steeler fashionistas will accessorize with Heinz ketchup and Iron City stains.
August 1st, 2009 at 5:31 pm
There should be more abortion clinics in B-More and Sixburghg. I do not know how many there are now, but there should be more.
Sincerly,
Eugenics
August 1st, 2009 at 5:59 pm
If I got bitched slapped around 3 times last year by Max Starks I would hate the Steelers also. That’s Max Starks not Anthony Munoz or Tony Boselli that kicked your ass. It was Max Friggin Starks! Good luck with the revenge tour Bounty Hunter.
August 1st, 2009 at 6:08 pm
TPT:
Suggs actually abused Starks in the AFC Title Game (had two sacks while playing hurt). He’s still giving Ray-Ray a run for his money in the race to be the biggest dicksmack on the Ravens, however.
August 1st, 2009 at 6:31 pm
The worst things is that those t-shirts came from the kids’ section of the maternity goods store.
August 1st, 2009 at 6:35 pm
So, would you by a Steeler’s maternity shirt in the Baltimore area because it’s cheaper than an abortion?
August 1st, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Countdown clock to kickoff? I can’t believe it’s just around the corner.
August 1st, 2009 at 8:24 pm
geez ufford, that’s just. right.
August 1st, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Tavaris Jackson has a sprained MCL.
Vick to the Vikes?
August 1st, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Has Steelers-Ravens finally replaced Patriots-Colts as the NFL’s most obnoxious and over-hyped rivalry?
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 am
So Rosencopter will be the Vikings new starter? Cue up the suicide watch for Drew.
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
Shouldn’t the Steeler’s one read “I let Big Ben Assault My Chacho Taco & All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt?”
August 2nd, 2009 at 11:07 am
Oooh, oooh! I know what to get for the baby showers!
For the Raven-to-be, a teddy bear holding a gun and wearing a ski mask, and for the Steeler-to-be, a teddy bear that is morbidly obese, who also moved 1000 miles away from Pittsburgh the moment it turned 18.
August 2nd, 2009 at 1:36 pm
LeTroy Guion, come on down to collect your bounty. Anyone have change for a button?
August 2nd, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I bet T-Sizzle’s other arm feels lonely without all that ultra lame tribal tat work.
August 2nd, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I bet none of you pussies would say that to T-Suggs’ face!!!
-the guy that Charles Barkley threw through a window.
August 3rd, 2009 at 4:49 am
I despise the Ravens too (seeing that mouthbreather Phelps in a Raven’s jersey definitely sent me over the limit), but this post was awfully homer-tastic on Steelers’ love. I think this needs to be counter-balanced with a Rongrastname rape-joke post.
August 3rd, 2009 at 5:22 am
Off-topic:
Reggie Wayne showed up to training camp dressed as a construction worker:
http://www.nfl.com/trainingcamp/story?id=09000d5d8119dca6&template=without-video-with-comments&confirm=true
Also, referred to Peyton Manning as “the janitor.”
August 3rd, 2009 at 7:48 am
If Wayne is the construction worker and Manning is the janitor who is the cop, indian and fireman to complete the Village People. Nice to see all the Colts finally coming out of the closet.
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:28 am
Why do they put french fries and melted cheese on salads in Pittsburgh?
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:19 am
@ TPT
Somwhere Brady Quinn is trying to convince Braylon Edwards to ” dress up”.
August 3rd, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Pittsburgh sucks, that’s why so many Steelers fans live in MD, if Pittsburgh’s so great, move back! Also, Kill yourself. That is all…
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
This will help me jumpstart my pregnant woman fight club. 1st prize? The honor of having T-sizzles abortion.
August 4th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Michael Tunison, fan of the Columbia mall.
Me. I’m not allowed within 500 feet of the food court.
The Wilde Lake Cheerleaders can thank me for the personal trauma I gave them at this address…