Sexy Friday: You’re Busted
08.07.09
We’re bring more than a handful to Sexy Friday today. How much more?
Uh, a lot. This is Francoise Boufhal. She’s dating some guy that plays for Manchester United, and she has a rack that could suffocate a fully-grown man. Boufhal sports a 28H brassiere, which sounds more like a parachute than a piece of lingerie. A friend and I could wear that bra as a couple of hats. imgs, via.
Anyway, there’s your week. And if this isn’t enough for you, Hall of Fame game is Sunday! It’s about that time you got your hand out of your pants and started thinking about football.
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kell3 Says:
August 11th, 2009 at 6:17 am
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Dammit Leitch, get back to your own website!!
No fucking way she’s got a 28 inch rib cage. They must have used her midsection as a size, she totally looks like a 28 inch midsection. I’m with slash on this one…just about every chick I have dated has had huge cans (yet, I am more of an ass man, my girl just told me yesterday, with her DDs staring right at me…) and there is not a chance in hell this chick has a 28 inch chest.
Does this mean I need a slide rule to measure the sweater-meats?
I’m confused again.
I’ve heard of scientific studies that found men of lower intelligence tend to focus on women’s breasts, while men of higher intelligence tend to focus on legs/ass. I told a friend that once, and he replied: Einstein was a boob man.
And by “boob,” he meant “slide rule.”
Shop for the ass; you can always buy the boobs you want later.
@LaFavre’s Next Interception:
I had huge boobs. They were big pre-babies and they stayed big. Had ‘em reduced to a nice DD cup and everyone is happy. And by everyone, I mean my husband. And me, of course, since I no longer have debilitating neck and upper back pain.
Most — I’d say 90% — of women wear a much bigger band size than they’re supposed to. They SAY measure underneath and add 4 inches. I say nay nay. Measure and round up only to the nearest band size. I measure 33 inches around so I wear a 34. Bra manufactures would say I’d need a 38 (rounding up to an even number). If I wore a 38 inch band it’d be up around my neck by the end of the day.
Woo hoo, this IS a Sexy Friday post!
That ass appears to lack any ability whatsoever to resist the pull of gravity.
FAIL
@dibbly
Way to harsh my bewb-buzz there skippy.
surprised there hasn’t been any Ape commentary on this http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4385103
“I was a J in US sizes” What the hell? Is that cup size? What are you trying to tell us?
I’ve always liked you, Slash. We need that sort of information from the fine minds of the ladies on this site. That being said…
I could do some dangerous things with them weapons of mass erection. Dangerous things.
ABABABABABA Indeed!
/Give the governor Harrumph!
Otto, the 28 refers to hectare liters.
Female commenters discussing their various bra sizes = YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE!
overcompensating for a lack of ass? far from ugly, but i like my whores a little more evenly proportioned.
/will never bang a chick this hot
BoobFlaWa
RE Lisa_from_Illinois Says:
“28 is about normal for a skinny gal like her (it’s inches). Most NORMAL sized women are 34 or 36, so six inches less than that is not out of the realm of possibilities.”
She doesn’t look that skinny to me. She’s not emaciated, she looks healthy (ie, not typically bony like a runway model). I’d believe Kate “No Boobs” Moss has a 28-inch rib cage, not sure I’m believing that the woman pictured above does. Mine is 36 and I don’t have ginormo boobs like she does (they’re not nonexistent, either, just not massive). And I’m 5’3″, HWP (people will just have to take my word on that one, I’m not providing pictures). I may have 5-10 lbs. I shouldn’t have, but I’m not chubby.
Just sayin’. I’m going to guess her height is 5’7″, maybe 5’8″. I find it difficult to believe that a woman who’s 4 or 5 inches taller than I am, with massive, supposedly natural boobs, has a band size that is 8 inches less than mine.
Hey, that ass is pretty good two. the boobs just steal the show.
I’ve heard of scientific studies that found men of lower intelligence tend to focus on women’s breasts, while men of higher intelligence tend to focus on legs/ass. I told a friend that once, and he replied: Einstein was a boob man.
Looks like la belle Francoise has dedicated her life to making us all boob men. Vive la France.
28 is about normal for a skinny gal like her (it’s inches). Most NORMAL sized women are 34 or 36, so six inches less than that is not out of the realm of possibilities.
UK bra sizes are different from US. I was a J in US sizes but a G in UK, where I had to buy my bras since US manufacturers think that big boobs=big bodies. DON’T THEY WATCH PORN?!
Anyway, sorry to interrupt Sexy Friday with all my woman talk. Carry on.
She should be dating a chiropractor – but I guess soccer stars in Europa make the pretty scheckle enough to pay for a back brace.
RE Gino Tourettsa Says:
“That’s what I thought, yet a 28-inch bust with a H-Cup bra (4 letters past the vaunted D-Cup) seemed so highly implausible that I thought it must be based on a foreign system of measurement.”
Yeah, it’s implausible. The number measurement is the band size (the part of the bra underneath the good stuff, where it hooks together in the back), ie, 28 inches around (unless that’s meant to be a metric measurement). Looking at these pics, I, too, find that difficult to believe.
You probably shouldn’t take any measurements that women volunteer seriously. They lie about it all the time, and it’s not like men give a fuck. Do any of you really care what her bra size supposedly is?
I’m not saying she’s overweight, she certainly isn’t.
quick question then we’ll get back to the bewbs:
will there be a blogkakke for the hall og fame game this sunday?
kthanxbai
How many hectares does the lovely Françoise get to the thimble full of kerosene?
To quote the foreign used car dealer from “The Simpsons”: “Put it in H!”
28 – Distance around the torso. H – Cup size.
That’s what I thought, yet a 28-inch bust with a H-Cup bra (4 letters past the vaunted D-Cup) seemed so highly implausible that I thought it must be based on a foreign system of measurement.
28 – Distance around the torso. H – Cup size.
Basically, skinny as a rail, huge knockers. Those things are like the Bermuda Triangle of boobs.
Thank you and well done, as always. Just two things, though:
• What the Hell is 28H? Is that some kind of European metric perversion or is she an elf with a massive rack?
• Notice how she’s wearing her thong OVER her garter belts? That defines clutch. Fan-fucking-tastic.
HOF bewbs on sexy Friday and HOF game on Sunday? I’m turgid!
/fully eeeee-wrecked
Live Blogkakke for HOF game? Pretty please, with Francoise Boufhal on top.
I would get lost in that rack the first time I tried motorboating it.