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Sexy Friday Placeholder: Not So Much Tentacle Rape as It Is Tentacle Sexual Assault

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Looks like a fun video game.   Hope I can be the octopus.

More Friday sexiness to come.

[Kotaku]

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14 Responses to “Sexy Friday Placeholder: Not So Much Tentacle Rape as It Is Tentacle Sexual Assault”

  1. Vince Wilspork Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Holy giant detailed foot, batman. Is this trying to satisfy both the tentacle rape fans AND the creepy foot fetishers?

  2. therealthing Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    I’d love to see the look on the mailman who has to deliver this magazine.

  3. Kid Presentable Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    “Sorry I can’t talk, I’m rather octopi’ed at the moment.”

    /leaves

  4. Michael Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    that foot is way too big for an Asian lady.

  5. The Pirate Sloth Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    /hottest thing to come my way in 2 months

  6. Lost in the Office Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    I hope she got get DEPO shot!!!

  7. Lost in the Office Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    @LitO or got HER

    Octo Fail.

  8. LaFarve's Next Retirement Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    More editing last night?

  9. That'samare Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    I’m surprised she’s not wearing pantyhose to complete the fetish grandslam

  10. Vicious Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    TENTACLEKKAKE

  11. jackin'4beats Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Since when did Asian girls get the thick ass?

    /I call bullshit on this cover

  12. Flab Treesports Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    /thought i was on pharyngula

  13. Vicious Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    @jackin’4beats- I’m marrying an Asian girl, I can confirm said bullshitty cover.

  14. ProAthlete's Twitter Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    FIX YO OCTOPUSSY

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