Comments on: Randy Cross Inherits the Dick-Scrawling Telestrator Mantle From John Madden

By: Wes F. in Hapeville

Wes F. in Hapeville — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 01:21:49 +0000

Did Ocho actually call himself “Esteban Ochocinco?”

Niño, por favor.

mick — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:48:01 +0000

Needs more of those little spurty droplet things that guys draw coming out of the tip and landing on the fans.

Nate Newton's van — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:26:09 +0000

Charles Haley was right about those 49ers.

Slothrop — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:20:36 +0000

Those are balls.

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:12:39 +0000

Quagmire: “To answer your question, something like that” *points at missle crashed through his ceiling*

Dr. Steve Brule — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:07:30 +0000

I almost choked on my fruit juice ice cubes when I saw that.

Rapistburger's Bum Ankle — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 05:31:05 +0000

I’ve seen bigger.

Frank GORE! GORE! GORE! — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:45:23 +0000

@Bob: That basically *is* his reaction.

broncos fan — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:44:47 +0000

Where’s the dick joke?

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:07:13 +0000

It appears that Randy Cross is still over-exagerating everything right down to the size of his own dick.