Randy Cross Inherits the Dick-Scrawling Telestrator Mantle From John Madden

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Because someone had to and it wasn’t going to be that smarmy prick Collinsworth. He’s only got chubs for you.

Oh yeah, and Ocho kicked an extra point. More information about that everywhere. Just Google it like Tank Johnson will.

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14 Responses to “Randy Cross Inherits the Dick-Scrawling Telestrator Mantle From John Madden”

  1. Ordinary Olandis Gary Says:

    KSK and Tim and Eric… two great tastes that go great together.

  2. Pigs Says:

    Ok, thank for doing this. I saw it and hoped that I would be able to find this picture somewhere.

  3. Kid Presentable Says:

    And to think, that’s still nowhere near the biggest dick you’ll find in New England.

  4. Slideshow Bob Says:

    id like to see J.T. O’sullivan’s reaction to his touchdown pass

  5. Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance Says:

    It appears that Randy Cross is still over-exagerating everything right down to the size of his own dick.

  6. broncos fan Says:

    Where’s the dick joke?

  7. Frank GORE! GORE! GORE! Says:

    @Bob: That basically *is* his reaction.

  8. Rapistburger's Bum Ankle Says:

    I’ve seen bigger.

  9. Dr. Steve Brule Says:

    I almost choked on my fruit juice ice cubes when I saw that.

    http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951fa3da47011fa3e4fd250029

  10. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:

    Quagmire: “To answer your question, something like that” *points at missle crashed through his ceiling*

  11. Slothrop Says:

    Those are balls.

  12. Nate Newton's van Says:

    Charles Haley was right about those 49ers.

  13. mick Says:

    Needs more of those little spurty droplet things that guys draw coming out of the tip and landing on the fans.

  14. Wes F. in Hapeville Says:

    Did Ocho actually call himself “Esteban Ochocinco?”

    Niño, por favor.

    WF

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