who still tucks in their shirts these days? It’s a baseball game! Shirts should not even be tucked in.
08.25.09 at 3:12 pm
whatwouldjerrydo?
DEREK JETAH SAWKS CAWK! AND HE’S HALF DAHKIE!!
08.25.09 at 10:44 am
Animal Mother
I always thought someone who lost weight should look better, not worse.
I don’t recall PK slamming anyone in Boston in order to get those seats. Could he have, dare I say, paid for them himself?
08.25.09 at 9:18 am
Pacman Jones
skorts
08.25.09 at 8:28 am
Big Black Richard
I’ve got no problem with analyzing (mocking) the footage, but I do think it’s weird that there’s someone out there that’s filming Peter King in their free time. Stalker?
08.25.09 at 7:51 am
TheImpossibleMan
Does no one else think it’s weird that we’re filming King in his free time and analyzing the footage? Anyone…?
08.25.09 at 6:58 am
joejoejoe
Skorts Illustrated is a lofty magazine.
08.24.09 at 11:42 pm
suzysmyho
“PK must have spotted a black guy in the crowd
You sir are incorrect. We never set foot in Fenway Park or Baaaaaahstan Gaaaahden because fuck those teams.”
yeah, fuck Basketball, Hockey, and Baseball.
Nascar and Football for life!
08.24.09 at 10:47 pm
jackin'4beats
PK must have spotted a black guy in the crowd
You sir are incorrect. We never set foot in Fenway Park or Baaaaaahstan Gaaaahden because fuck those teams.
08.24.09 at 6:32 pm
the_butler
I think he was going into his pocket because he realized that moment called for a TWEET UP!
08.24.09 at 5:53 pm
Needs More Cheerleaders
Not pictured : remnants of 48 hotdogs and six beers.
08.24.09 at 5:15 pm
LT's Happy Feet
Clearly BrittFar texted him seconds before the video.
The crowd reaction was just coincidental.
08.24.09 at 5:06 pm
Frank GORE! GORE! GORE!
Those are cartoonishly big shorts.
/dick joke
08.24.09 at 4:56 pm
Oh Chet
All because Ma King used to make little Petey wear those coulottes as a child…
08.24.09 at 4:05 pm
Kyle In Tampa
Aggravating fan note of the week:
I don’t get how someone with his supposed fan mentality at a RED sox game isn’t wearing RED. Surely, he owns a RED turtleneck or sweater of some kind.
08.24.09 at 3:57 pm
claude balls
Also, notice how at the end of the video his right hand quickly goes for his pocket.
PK must have spotted a black guy in the crowd and was checking to make sure he still had his wallet.
08.24.09 at 3:48 pm
Gross Rexman
Are those seats reinforced by concrete at all? Because surely steel alone cannot support the weight of that fat bastard.
Also, notice how at the end of the video his right hand quickly goes for his pocket. Those few seconds of standing and Arsenio-Hall-whoop-whooping left him exhausted and ravenous for the slightly melted kit kats (36 count box, of course) stored in his size 48 chinos.
Either that, or he was going in for some pocket pool after ogling Jeter. PK is what Jesse “the Body” Ventura would refer to as a “slack-jawed faggot.”
08.24.09 at 3:48 pm
Cheziv
Is that asshole cheering or trying to get the attention of the hot dog guy?
08.24.09 at 3:43 pm
LaFarve's Next Retirement
There is no way that fat ass can fit in a Fenway seat.
08.24.09 at 3:37 pm
Otto Man
Skorts? Yes.
Beat me to it. That outfit is straight off the LPGA Senior Tour.
08.24.09 at 3:16 pm
shaydigs
Lofty pair of Old Navy shorts.
YOU HAVE TO WORK THE DISCOUNT RACKS.
08.24.09 at 3:11 pm
Grimey
Those shorts are pretty gay. No one denies this.
08.24.09 at 3:05 pm
Your Wife's Lipstick
He was just getting back to his seat and sitting down – everyone else just had to stand up so he could get passed…
08.24.09 at 3:04 pm
Happy Fun Ball
“Can I have your glove?”
08.24.09 at 2:55 pm
rusrus
Skorts? Yes.
08.24.09 at 2:54 pm
Kid Presentable
Those pants are supposed to be baggy. BAGGY!
08.24.09 at 2:49 pm
alex
“And.. is that an Under Armour Top?”
If you’re referring to his svelte, soul-patched companion, then yes. Yes it is. Because he’s gay, you see.
08.24.09 at 2:46 pm
McNutty
GOOOOOOOO JETER!!!
08.24.09 at 2:40 pm
Chmura Water Sport
Peter King also started that Wave… the TRUE wave
08.24.09 at 2:39 pm
Chmura Water Sport
Moleskin Notepad: Check
Lofty, Size 48 Dockers Chinos: Check
And.. is that an Under Armour Top?
08.24.09 at 2:39 pm
Ron Dayne's Strict Diet
I don’t see Brit Farr anywhere in this clip.
08.24.09 at 2:39 pm
Slothrop
50 bucks says PK uses a poorly employed system of random bullet points to score games.
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who still tucks in their shirts these days? It’s a baseball game! Shirts should not even be tucked in.
DEREK JETAH SAWKS CAWK! AND HE’S HALF DAHKIE!!
I always thought someone who lost weight should look better, not worse.
I don’t recall PK slamming anyone in Boston in order to get those seats. Could he have, dare I say, paid for them himself?
skorts
I’ve got no problem with analyzing (mocking) the footage, but I do think it’s weird that there’s someone out there that’s filming Peter King in their free time. Stalker?
Does no one else think it’s weird that we’re filming King in his free time and analyzing the footage? Anyone…?
Skorts Illustrated is a lofty magazine.
“PK must have spotted a black guy in the crowd
You sir are incorrect. We never set foot in Fenway Park or Baaaaaahstan Gaaaahden because fuck those teams.”
yeah, fuck Basketball, Hockey, and Baseball.
Nascar and Football for life!
PK must have spotted a black guy in the crowd
You sir are incorrect. We never set foot in Fenway Park or Baaaaaahstan Gaaaahden because fuck those teams.
I think he was going into his pocket because he realized that moment called for a TWEET UP!
Not pictured : remnants of 48 hotdogs and six beers.
Clearly BrittFar texted him seconds before the video.
The crowd reaction was just coincidental.
Those are cartoonishly big shorts.
/dick joke
All because Ma King used to make little Petey wear those coulottes as a child…
Aggravating fan note of the week:
I don’t get how someone with his supposed fan mentality at a RED sox game isn’t wearing RED. Surely, he owns a RED turtleneck or sweater of some kind.
Also, notice how at the end of the video his right hand quickly goes for his pocket.
PK must have spotted a black guy in the crowd and was checking to make sure he still had his wallet.
Are those seats reinforced by concrete at all? Because surely steel alone cannot support the weight of that fat bastard.
Also, notice how at the end of the video his right hand quickly goes for his pocket. Those few seconds of standing and Arsenio-Hall-whoop-whooping left him exhausted and ravenous for the slightly melted kit kats (36 count box, of course) stored in his size 48 chinos.
Either that, or he was going in for some pocket pool after ogling Jeter. PK is what Jesse “the Body” Ventura would refer to as a “slack-jawed faggot.”
Is that asshole cheering or trying to get the attention of the hot dog guy?
There is no way that fat ass can fit in a Fenway seat.
Skorts? Yes.
Beat me to it. That outfit is straight off the LPGA Senior Tour.
Lofty pair of Old Navy shorts.
YOU HAVE TO WORK THE DISCOUNT RACKS.
Those shorts are pretty gay. No one denies this.
He was just getting back to his seat and sitting down – everyone else just had to stand up so he could get passed…
“Can I have your glove?”
Skorts? Yes.
Those pants are supposed to be baggy. BAGGY!
“And.. is that an Under Armour Top?”
If you’re referring to his svelte, soul-patched companion, then yes. Yes it is. Because he’s gay, you see.
GOOOOOOOO JETER!!!
Peter King also started that Wave… the TRUE wave
Moleskin Notepad: Check
Lofty, Size 48 Dockers Chinos: Check
And.. is that an Under Armour Top?
I don’t see Brit Farr anywhere in this clip.
50 bucks says PK uses a poorly employed system of random bullet points to score games.
That cocksucker didn’t even clap!