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	<title>Comments on: Peter King Hearts Derek Jeter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 04:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Lewis Servin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lewis Servin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 04:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Kendra Luette</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kendra Luette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 20:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: kingsafag</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: working for a living</title>
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		<dc:creator>working for a living</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>speaking as a Westin employee - I LOVE YOU, MAN!</description>
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		<title>By: Big G</title>
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		<dc:creator>Big G</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Poop, the other white meat

&lt;i&gt;DeAngelo Williams had the best run of any NFL back in the preseason (that and $4.14 will buy you a grande hazelnut latte) with his electrifying, 25-yarder in the first quarter.&lt;/i&gt;

I will venture a guess, as I&#039;ve been following the FJM&#039;ing of PK for a while:

PK starts with the assumption that the grande hazelnut latte in his particular market is sold for $4.15.  He then thinks up an imaginary person who asks PK, &quot;Penny for your thoughts?&quot;, without mentioning it in the text, of course.  PK then makes his opinion about Williams&#039; run to the imaginary person, equates the value of that opinion to $0.01 per the hyperbole, and then sharts that ridiculous sentence stating his opinion onto the page.

/Had Monday off, busy Tuesday, catching up</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Poop, the other white meat</p>
<p><i>DeAngelo Williams had the best run of any NFL back in the preseason (that and $4.14 will buy you a grande hazelnut latte) with his electrifying, 25-yarder in the first quarter.</i></p>
<p>I will venture a guess, as I&#8217;ve been following the FJM&#8217;ing of PK for a while:</p>
<p>PK starts with the assumption that the grande hazelnut latte in his particular market is sold for $4.15.  He then thinks up an imaginary person who asks PK, &#8220;Penny for your thoughts?&#8221;, without mentioning it in the text, of course.  PK then makes his opinion about Williams&#8217; run to the imaginary person, equates the value of that opinion to $0.01 per the hyperbole, and then sharts that ridiculous sentence stating his opinion onto the page.</p>
<p>/Had Monday off, busy Tuesday, catching up</p>
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		<title>By: make it snow</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fights between teammates only happen in Detroit. Except when it&#039;s Steve Smith and Ken Lucas in Carolina, or Domonique Foxworth and David Kircus in Denver...</description>
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		<title>By: Mike D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>me: Are you mad at me Brandon?

Marshall: (doesn&#039;t say anything, just looks down)

me: I know I said I&#039;d be at the Westin, but they cancelled my room!

Marshall: I was really looking forward to some Westin coffee motherfucker

me: (with hands raised) Matt Avril! You&#039;ve ruined my one chance at happiness!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>me: Are you mad at me Brandon?</p>
<p>Marshall: (doesn&#8217;t say anything, just looks down)</p>
<p>me: I know I said I&#8217;d be at the Westin, but they cancelled my room!</p>
<p>Marshall: I was really looking forward to some Westin coffee motherfucker</p>
<p>me: (with hands raised) Matt Avril! You&#8217;ve ruined my one chance at happiness!</p>
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		<title>By: undman</title>
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		<dc:creator>undman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: undman</title>
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		<dc:creator>undman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:41:03 +0000</pubDate>
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