Peter King shows how a man about town can look cool, all while RESPECTING THE SUN. Our own Christmas Ape had some fun with the picture, which you’ll find after the jump. It’s well worth the trip.
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Every time I flash to that picture I hear in my head, “I’m so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino.” Those teeth are surely sharp enough to handle that. . . if they don’t fall out first. Guess that’s the price you pay for a Starbucks obsession (besides the $6 for a cup of diarrhea).
That picture is getting tattoed on my back, Steve-O style.
I have those glasses. Thanks PK, thanks for ruining them for me.
Best ChiTown movies
The Untouchables
Blues Brothers
Risky Business
Primal Fear
High Fidelity
The Hunter
And if I have to pick a Hughes movie I’m going Uncle Buck. Hilarious and doesn’t have nearly the annoying “best movie evah!” rep that some people adopt for the first movie they remember watching.
Also National Lampoon’s Vacation? (At least Christmas Vacation)
That’s 43 seconds of my life I’m never getting back.
You forgot to factor in the additional seconds it took to comment about the seconds lost watching the video.
You may have even squandered a full minute!
Does Blues Brothers qualify as a Chicago movie? If so, game over.
/slaps forehead, says “duh!”
“Blues Brothers” is the best Chicago comedy. Case closed.
“About Last Night” is a good one. Demi was hot and naked, Jim Belushi was actually funny and likable and they were all Cubs fans I didn’t want to murder.
“About Last Night.” Real softball, plus young, fit Demi Moore before she ‘roided out. (Not necessarily in that order).
That’s 43 seconds of my life I’m never getting back.
@Godzilla
Thank you for posting that. I thought my “Day bow bow? What’s day bow bow?” would have gotten more responses.
Home Alone is the obvious best chicago movie
Does Blues Brothers qualify as a Chicago movie? If so, game over.
Had to:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/41203/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-day-bow-bow
I would like to nominate Slumdog Millionaire as well to the KSK most overrated movie list….how the fuck did that win the Oscar?
Chill shades, bro.
Fix Yo Overbite
The zoom in at the end will haunt my nightmares. Fuck you, Ape.
“Running Scared” is a better Chicago comedy. And those John Hughes (RIP) movies that are set in a fictional Chicago suburb of Shermer are pretty good, too.
Well done, Ape. Quasi-Lebronish.
No Country For Old Men was pretty fuckin overrated in my book. Good call on Windy city heat. More Bobcat
chic……….CHICKA CHIC-AHHHHHHHHHH
im watching NFL live and it just puts me in a pissed off mood seeing Matt fucking Millen on TV with a job and my having to listen to his bullshit.
@Gino Tourettsa – the best movie about Chicago is “Windy City Heat.” Lofty film.
As for the picture of Peter King…is it normal to feel unbridled anger and a desire to punch him repeatedly in his fat face?
*Knows most people get this urge upon reading PK’s weekly drivel.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is a horrible, horrible movie, owner of the gayest and stupidest movie ending ever.
Really, “Danke Schoen” and “Twist and Shout”, in a parade?
Most overrated movie ever is definitely “Crash”
I personally can’t wait until Monday’s column, wherein PK describes Adrian Peterson’s “vice-like handshake grip”, and how PK tried (and failed) to get the best of a handshake with AP.
(really. That’s what he talked abut this morning when he called into Sirius NFL Radio)
Day bow bow? What’s day bow bow?
Peter King in “They Live 2: They Live Loftily”
Worst. Sequel. Ever.
@ Monkey Biz
the posts with pics of Mary Beth would be my first choice, but alas they were pulled. Second choice would be to stage a scene with a kid and have him sign a ball that you stole from some ‘random’ kid.
RE Bubby Brister’s Mop Says:
“I wonder how many of our female readers are feeling a little creamy in the jeans after taking a gander at that pic. Judging by their attitudes toward strippers and anal sex, I’m guessing Peter King is right up their alley.”
You really know us women. And the modern lingo that all the kids are using these days.
Thanks, Ape. My hat is off, sir.
“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” is a good movie, but it’s definitely overrated. If you want a great, underrated movie about Chicago highschool kids, look no further than “Cooley High”. “Ferris” diddled around at mixing comedy and drama, but “Cooley High” nailed it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072820/
@Mo Charlo
Austin Wood.
@ Ryno – Die
@ Ape… that pic of King and his sunglasses is more nightmare fuel for me than the Moutheyes Marmalard pic ever could be
Anyone else feel like that’s the same look he has when he finally lures a toddler back to his Brett Favre shrine/rape van?
I don’t get the pic of the longhorns pitcher. Did PK mention this year’s horns team? Did he use the phrase ‘scrappy’ to describe them?
Going with Juno for most overrated.
Wow, thirtysome komments in and nobody is suggesting that vid would have been better if (insert personal favorite KSKharacter here) would have made an appearance.
/pisssy
I was a little terrified that it would be a mouth eyes of that picture after the jump
Mike Dustytaint approves, Ape.
Coolest thing Ape has ever done.
And will remain so until he burns his widdle rag in the coming days.
Good video. Lofty video.
@ryno – anyone? anyone? How’ bout NO!
Sexiest. Friday. Ever.
I wonder how many of our female readers are feeling a little creamy in the jeans after taking a gander at that pic. Judging by their attitudes toward strippers and anal sex, I’m guessing Peter King is right up their alley.
Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him.
Sorry, Fart, you’re on your own.
Hey, Ape, did you see Peter King’s interview with Santonio Holmes on SI.com?
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/video/peter_king/2009/08/03/0908.training-camp.ep3.SportsIllustrated/index.html
@G.G. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh_Yeah_%28Yello_song%29
@Rob in WI: Mia Sara = not overrated
“The sportos and motor heads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads…they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
My work computer has no speakers. Will someone please tell me if the accompanying music is U2 or Coldplay?
that’s just turrible.
NNNNUNNUTMEG!
And peter should definitely consider starring in one of these ads… http://whowhatwherewheny.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/should-axe-ax-these-ads/
@ryno
-1 for that… ferris buellar should be worshipped every day, if only for introducing is to Mia Sara
Nice cold sore Peter, what happened Favre had an outbreak that week?
@Ryno
Not most over-rated but somewhat. I think it has a lot of nostalgia factor for some people, including myself. It is one of those movies that, unfortunately, hasn’t “held up” well for me over the years. Reasonable minds may disagree.
/ think “Crash” is the most overrated movie of the last 25 years.
//oh yeah, nice job Ape
if i ever run into Peter, i am stealing his gloves and give them to some runny nosed kid right in front of Peter’s eyes…and tthen i will tell him he had it coming.
Fix yo’ WAP site!
No.
Anyone else think “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” is one of the most over-rated movies of the past 25 years?
“King, where is my automobile???”
“Favre retire…no more yanky my wanky!”
I vote for the imagined gay porn Drew wrote with him and Romo
From the Russ Tucker peice: “he [King] makes absolutely certain to never, ever complain about his profession or place in this world.”
Except when there (surprisingly) is traffic on the I-95, or when his kit-kat i melting, or if there’s nooen to serve him coffee at 5 am., or when… or when… or even when…
I fully plan on having PK autograph a copy of one of your articles when he stops by Victory Field on Monday. Which one is the most offensive?
Dammit; I know nothing about posting blog entries so figured it was a permanent thing. Now I look even more like an asshole. Tell Claude Balls to post something to take some heat off me.
I cant believe that pic. Mezmerizing and ridiculous at the same time… surreal, really…
Bravo, Ape.
/PK needs to respect a Crest WhiteStrip.
Congrats, you managed to post your comment in the 3 seconds between the post going up and the jump going in.
What jump?