Peter King Channels His Inner Bueller
Peter King shows how a man about town can look cool, all while RESPECTING THE SUN. Our own Christmas Ape had some fun with the picture, which you’ll find after the jump. It’s well worth the trip.
Fin.
Tags: kit kats, peter king, Respect the Sun, sexy friday, These are a few of PK's favorite things, xmas ape, youtubage
August 7th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
What jump?
August 7th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Congrats, you managed to post your comment in the 3 seconds between the post going up and the jump going in.
August 7th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Bravo, Ape.
/PK needs to respect a Crest WhiteStrip.
August 7th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
I cant believe that pic. Mezmerizing and ridiculous at the same time… surreal, really…
August 7th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Dammit; I know nothing about posting blog entries so figured it was a permanent thing. Now I look even more like an asshole. Tell Claude Balls to post something to take some heat off me.
August 7th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I fully plan on having PK autograph a copy of one of your articles when he stops by Victory Field on Monday. Which one is the most offensive?
August 7th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
From the Russ Tucker peice: “he [King] makes absolutely certain to never, ever complain about his profession or place in this world.”
Except when there (surprisingly) is traffic on the I-95, or when his kit-kat i melting, or if there’s nooen to serve him coffee at 5 am., or when… or when… or even when…
August 7th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I vote for the imagined gay porn Drew wrote with him and Romo
August 7th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
“King, where is my automobile???”
“Favre retire…no more yanky my wanky!”
August 7th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Anyone else think “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” is one of the most over-rated movies of the past 25 years?
August 7th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
No.
August 7th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Fix yo’ WAP site!
August 7th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
if i ever run into Peter, i am stealing his gloves and give them to some runny nosed kid right in front of Peter’s eyes…and tthen i will tell him he had it coming.
August 7th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
@Ryno
Not most over-rated but somewhat. I think it has a lot of nostalgia factor for some people, including myself. It is one of those movies that, unfortunately, hasn’t “held up” well for me over the years. Reasonable minds may disagree.
/ think “Crash” is the most overrated movie of the last 25 years.
//oh yeah, nice job Ape
August 7th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Nice cold sore Peter, what happened Favre had an outbreak that week?
August 7th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
@ryno
-1 for that… ferris buellar should be worshipped every day, if only for introducing is to Mia Sara
August 7th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
And peter should definitely consider starring in one of these ads… http://whowhatwherewheny.wordpress.com/2009/08/07/should-axe-ax-these-ads/
August 7th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
NNNNUNNUTMEG!
August 7th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
that’s just turrible.
August 7th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
My work computer has no speakers. Will someone please tell me if the accompanying music is U2 or Coldplay?
August 7th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
“The sportos and motor heads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads…they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
August 7th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
@Rob in WI: Mia Sara = not overrated
August 7th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
@G.G. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh_Yeah_%28Yello_song%29
August 7th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Hey, Ape, did you see Peter King’s interview with Santonio Holmes on SI.com?
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/video/peter_king/2009/08/03/0908.training-camp.ep3.SportsIllustrated/index.html
August 7th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Sorry, Fart, you’re on your own.
August 7th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him.
August 7th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I wonder how many of our female readers are feeling a little creamy in the jeans after taking a gander at that pic. Judging by their attitudes toward strippers and anal sex, I’m guessing Peter King is right up their alley.
August 7th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Sexiest. Friday. Ever.
August 7th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
@ryno – anyone? anyone? How’ bout NO!
August 7th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Good video. Lofty video.
August 7th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Coolest thing Ape has ever done.
And will remain so until he burns his widdle rag in the coming days.
August 7th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Mike Dustytaint approves, Ape.
August 7th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I was a little terrified that it would be a mouth eyes of that picture after the jump
August 7th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Wow, thirtysome komments in and nobody is suggesting that vid would have been better if (insert personal favorite KSKharacter here) would have made an appearance.
/pisssy
August 7th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Going with Juno for most overrated.
August 7th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I don’t get the pic of the longhorns pitcher. Did PK mention this year’s horns team? Did he use the phrase ’scrappy’ to describe them?
August 7th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Anyone else feel like that’s the same look he has when he finally lures a toddler back to his Brett Favre shrine/rape van?
August 7th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
@ Ryno – Die
@ Ape… that pic of King and his sunglasses is more nightmare fuel for me than the Moutheyes Marmalard pic ever could be
August 7th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
@Mo Charlo
Austin Wood.
August 7th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” is a good movie, but it’s definitely overrated. If you want a great, underrated movie about Chicago highschool kids, look no further than “Cooley High”. “Ferris” diddled around at mixing comedy and drama, but “Cooley High” nailed it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072820/
August 7th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Thanks, Ape. My hat is off, sir.
August 7th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
RE Bubby Brister’s Mop Says:
“I wonder how many of our female readers are feeling a little creamy in the jeans after taking a gander at that pic. Judging by their attitudes toward strippers and anal sex, I’m guessing Peter King is right up their alley.”
You really know us women. And the modern lingo that all the kids are using these days.
August 7th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@ Monkey Biz
the posts with pics of Mary Beth would be my first choice, but alas they were pulled. Second choice would be to stage a scene with a kid and have him sign a ball that you stole from some ‘random’ kid.
August 7th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Peter King in “They Live 2: They Live Loftily”
Worst. Sequel. Ever.
August 7th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Day bow bow? What’s day bow bow?
August 7th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
I personally can’t wait until Monday’s column, wherein PK describes Adrian Peterson’s “vice-like handshake grip”, and how PK tried (and failed) to get the best of a handshake with AP.
(really. That’s what he talked abut this morning when he called into Sirius NFL Radio)
August 7th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is a horrible, horrible movie, owner of the gayest and stupidest movie ending ever.
Really, “Danke Schoen” and “Twist and Shout”, in a parade?
Most overrated movie ever is definitely “Crash”
August 7th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
@Gino Tourettsa – the best movie about Chicago is “Windy City Heat.” Lofty film.
As for the picture of Peter King…is it normal to feel unbridled anger and a desire to punch him repeatedly in his fat face?
*Knows most people get this urge upon reading PK’s weekly drivel.
August 7th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
im watching NFL live and it just puts me in a pissed off mood seeing Matt fucking Millen on TV with a job and my having to listen to his bullshit.
August 7th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
chic……….CHICKA CHIC-AHHHHHHHHHH
August 7th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
No Country For Old Men was pretty fuckin overrated in my book. Good call on Windy city heat. More Bobcat
August 7th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Well done, Ape. Quasi-Lebronish.
August 7th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
“Running Scared” is a better Chicago comedy. And those John Hughes (RIP) movies that are set in a fictional Chicago suburb of Shermer are pretty good, too.
August 7th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
The zoom in at the end will haunt my nightmares. Fuck you, Ape.
August 7th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Fix Yo Overbite
August 7th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Chill shades, bro.
August 7th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I would like to nominate Slumdog Millionaire as well to the KSK most overrated movie list….how the fuck did that win the Oscar?
August 7th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Had to:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/41203/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-day-bow-bow
August 7th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Does Blues Brothers qualify as a Chicago movie? If so, game over.
August 7th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Home Alone is the obvious best chicago movie
August 7th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
@Godzilla
Thank you for posting that. I thought my “Day bow bow? What’s day bow bow?” would have gotten more responses.
August 8th, 2009 at 2:48 am
That’s 43 seconds of my life I’m never getting back.
August 8th, 2009 at 8:32 am
“About Last Night.” Real softball, plus young, fit Demi Moore before she ‘roided out. (Not necessarily in that order).
August 8th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Does Blues Brothers qualify as a Chicago movie? If so, game over.
/slaps forehead, says “duh!”
“Blues Brothers” is the best Chicago comedy. Case closed.
“About Last Night” is a good one. Demi was hot and naked, Jim Belushi was actually funny and likable and they were all Cubs fans I didn’t want to murder.
August 8th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
That’s 43 seconds of my life I’m never getting back.
You forgot to factor in the additional seconds it took to comment about the seconds lost watching the video.
You may have even squandered a full minute!
August 9th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Best ChiTown movies
The Untouchables
Blues Brothers
Risky Business
Primal Fear
High Fidelity
The Hunter
And if I have to pick a Hughes movie I’m going Uncle Buck. Hilarious and doesn’t have nearly the annoying “best movie evah!” rep that some people adopt for the first movie they remember watching.
Also National Lampoon’s Vacation? (At least Christmas Vacation)
August 10th, 2009 at 10:24 am
I have those glasses. Thanks PK, thanks for ruining them for me.
August 10th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
That picture is getting tattoed on my back, Steve-O style.
August 10th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Every time I flash to that picture I hear in my head, “I’m so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino.” Those teeth are surely sharp enough to handle that. . . if they don’t fall out first. Guess that’s the price you pay for a Starbucks obsession (besides the $6 for a cup of diarrhea).