Oh man. Oh God. Oh man. Oh God. Between cat massage and ferrets and watching Big Daddy Drew writhe in misery about the Favre signing, this is possibly my favorite day I’ve ever had on the Internet.
I, for one, LOVE this move by the Vikes — and you can, too. Join me, friends. You can bask in the glory of the Favre in Viking purple. The secret: avoiding ESPN at all costs. Take away the Worldwide Leader’s non-stop coverage of Favre, take away their years of worshipful praise, take away their hypocritical indignance in today’s coverage, and you can appreciate this for what it is: delicious, delicious schadenfreude. Suck it, Minnesconsin!
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mr independent thinker:
media is a plural noun, so it takes a corresponding verb: the media obsess; espn obsesses.
go sit down with a couple of good reference works and return when you know what to say and how to say it properly.
@Anybody Think Indenpendently Here? – Chill, brah.
Maybe someday you massed lemmings will find a cliff of your own to march over instead of simply following the nearest, most-vulgar-mouthed leader….
Dude, I’m TOTALLY not going to motivate to do that.
Yup- one mis-placed “n” totally invalidates my WHOLE point!
WOW! You’re so clever. You sho’ did learn me good!!!
And such a perfect mind-clone of the rest of the brainless nincompoops around here who hate for hates’ own sake, ignoring anything and everything to do with reality. Oh how grand- to mindlessly parrot whatever someone else tells us is cool and funny and cute!
At least one or two posters realize that Favre is actually a pretty damned good QB whom the *media* obsesses over to no end.
Maybe someday you massed lemmings will find a cliff of your own to march over instead of simply following the nearest, most-vulgar-mouthed leader….
Now if Rex Grossman was starting for da bears against Brittfarr and the vikes….
The first two rows would have to be vacant to save fans from sexy rexy’s overthrows, while there will need to be a halftime greens crew to fix the holes in the field from ol’ brittfarr’s underthrows.
Favre COULD have a good year…if the Vikes install the Wing-T and put Purple Jesus at QB and keep Favre on the bench. Didn’t y’all see the end of last season?
Favre might very well have a good year. He’s got a better defense than he had in New York, a better running back, a better offensive line and a not-awful receiving corps, but if he does indeed have a better year we will know that, like Graham Harrell, it’s a product of the system around him.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/blog/index?entryID=4353127&name=fantasy_football
This is a real article (I’m pretty sure they’re not kidding) on the fantasy risks and rewards of drafting Favre. Really? Couldn’t the article just say, “Don’t do it”?
@Eric: Indeed, and then spell it wrong making it doubly laughable.
I love trolls so transparent that they pick a name solely to further the foisting of their laughable point.
Did it occur to any of the simpering sycophants that Brett Favre might actually have a good year?
It’s so cute that you all crawl all over each other to abide by whatever tone the site-fuhrers set….
Two questions come to mind for me:
1) If Farve plays horribly for two or three consecutive games, will Childress have the balls to take Farve out of the game and put in the Hebrew Hammer?
2) If Childress somehow DOES have the balls to bench Farve, will Farve then demand an immediate release from his contract so that he can go sign with another team midseason?
/keeps Woodson and Harris in IDP league.
The real reason to hate Favre is not because he won’t go away, but rather because he’s always been a shitty quarterback and an asshole yet people have for years been slurping his cum with gusto and raving about great he is. The line of people wishing to get ass-fucked by old #4 is a lot longer than Peter King, Ron Jaworski, and Merle Hodge, not to mention the state of Wisconsin and a few thousand self-hating Viking fans.
Now that all but the most retarded of people recognize that Favrer is a shithead there’s no real point in hating him anymore.
Still plenty of reasons to hate Peter King, Ron Jaworski, Merle Hodge, and the state of Wisconsin.
It’s not fat bachelor, it’s “crying fat chicks”.
The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel has photoshop/mspaint contest going for Favre-hate.
/Some are actually good.
http://www.jsonline.com/multimedia/photos/50157327.html?c=y&index=1&page=0
I cannot wait for MMQB. Also, I’m interested to see what convicted felon PK will compare to Jackie Robinson next week.
let Favre play do this and play for every team for the next 28 years. sure, he’ll be roughly 68, but damn, does he sell jerseys. Who needs a stimulus package when you’ve got Brett Favre?
Jaworski said the Vikings are the team to beat today, post-Favre signing…wow…just wow.
It’s fucking sad that when I heard this news I immediately thought of a strangers (Drew) pain and anguish and laughed
50% of people in Minnesota think the Vikings will reach the Super Bowl now that they have Favre.
In fairness, this number was 90% before they had Favre.
Mo Dred Says:
You got politics in my football!
You got football in my politics!
2 great Hates that Hate great together!
i believe chris mortensen and peter king will get a double sided dildo that looks like a viking horn, a card board cut out of brett favre, and a few bottles of his and hers ky…check in at the westin and fuck each other raw.
If you cut out Fox News then you’ll only get your news from actual journalists instead of “commentators” who wish we still lived in 1954.
But enough of that shit…when will the Minny DEF turn on Favre for launching a pick 6 in their own end of the field while they had been fighting tooth and nail to maintain a slim 13-10 lead? I want to see him get pile-driven by one of his own D-Lineman. That would be worth the price of admission.
Dear Mr. B.D. Drew,
Lol.
Yours sincerely,
Readers of KSK
Is it too late to wish that Peter King had taken Favre in one of his car trips and crashed while giving him some road head?
Won’t this man just go away, PLEASE??????
John Madden just un-retired…just to call the Vikings/Packers at Lambeau.
You got politics in my football!
You got football in my politics!
I think ESPN should just launch an ESPN-Favre channel so that the fucktards who want Favre coverage can get it nonstop while the rest of us can just ignore it.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It’s quite easy ignoring ESPN, the Endlessly Self-Promoting Network. They have NOTHING TO SAY and ALL DAY TO SAY IT. I’ve been ignoring them for years, and you can too.
Oh, and there are still “JET FAVRE” shirts on clearance at my local TJMaxx. I might buy one to wipe my ass with.
add Fox News and reality tv to that and life really can on occasion be bliss
Well, that *is* a lot of ignorance, so it should add up to a lot of bliss.
Just look at how happy Steve Doocy is.
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, the horror of it all. You can’t actually root against your team, can you? What will Drew do?
for real good laughs. check out this espn poll.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/fp/flashPollResultsState?sportIndex=frontpage&pollId=76408
50% of people in Minnesota think the Vikings will reach the Super Bowl now that they have Favre.
Derp!
I root for the Minnesota Favres!
I think seriously BritFar was sitting at home watching Micheal Vick get all the media coverage and stood up and said “Oh no he didnit!” in a Shenene voice and decided to sign. Dead serious.
Will no one come out and defend Brett?
@Foxxy Brown
“seize your property and guns.”
You better not come for them alone.
INTs for everyone in the NFC! All DBs in the NFC are going to go batshit.Career years all around! Drinks for my friends!
As a Jets fan I watched this guy implode the last month of the season. Favre plays without a conscience. He’s done, fried, crispy fucked. And we will all get to see what 30 INTs look like indoors. That is if Favre’s 134-year old surgically-repaired shoulder can withstand 16 games.
“dang’um Tarvaris! If ush gun da throw an intercepshun, throw it to lose the game, not in the 1st kwarter. Dang nabbit boy!”
This will end badly. Like forcing an interception at home to lose a playoff game badly or forcing interceptions and having your teammates turn on you for being a self-consumed, over-the-hill, media-faux-boy, whose wife apparently can’t stand him around the house.
Here’s hoping he trips on some peter king drool (or ejaculate), sprains a knee (nothing too serious) and has to watch from the sanctity of his living room, proving once again he is a narcissistic, selfish jerk.
Hey, look on the bright side vikings fans. Despite being a 40 year old that looks 60 and brain scrambled from too many concussions, Favre is still better than Tavaris Jackson and Sage Rosenfels.
I’ll give the Land Baron this much: he has just made the Vikings games must see, national TV events. The announcers will be rushing to gargle on his sack while the fans will be rooting for his utter implosion out on the field (and that will include Minnesota fans at some point…I’m thinking Week 7 or 8, when the team is 3-5).
Brittfarr defines schadenfreude.
Needless to say, I signed Favre to my fantasy team (and dropped that non-gunslinging, way too good QB Drew Brees). LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Is there a faint glimpse of bromance in BDD’s hatred (methinks he doth protest too much)?
Minny fans had to buy this week’s Chiefs game in a combo pack with to get tix to the GB regular season game. It’s all of a sudden must watch tv. All the Packers fans thought they were going to have to suffer thru a Vikes Preseason game. Hello beautiful preseason haterade!
sorry, TPT — i’d take time to discuss this with you but i’m the minority who got the assignment to pull the plug on your grandma and seize your property and guns. k ? luv ya bye bye see ya soon
FYI, http://www.fuckyoubrettfavre.com is now live.
add Fox News and reality tv to that and life really can on occasion be bliss
But where will I watch Fat Bachelor?
@Foxxy Brown
If you cut out Fox news then you’ll only get your news from outlets controlled by president socialist and his entourage of tax cheats.
As for Farve, someone needs to get their silver bullet or stake ready. It’s the only way he’ll go away forever.
@Boatdrinks: I can’t help it. I’ve become addicted to drivel.
“The secret: avoiding ESPN at all costs.”
add Fox News and reality tv to that and life really can on occasion be bliss
StuScott: you can do it. Do you want an intervention? We can arrange it. There are other internet sites with news; and you can watch games muted when WWL has ACTUAL games running. Be strong!
The cat massage and ferret links should cheer Drew up.
Peter King just ejaculated kettle corn out of his asshole.
I was especially fond of the way Favrefuck’s season ended last year (go Dolphins!), but this one could be even more hilarious
As soon as Mike Vick signed with the Emo Eagles, you just had to feel that the land baron would be right behind him.
“No one steels dat dang spotlaght from ole brittfarrr!”
Drew, stay strong. And by strong, I mean get in your car, head to the Metrodome and arrange an end to this farce that pays homage to the Dead Zone.
does this mean we get a double dose of Peter King this week?
“The Vikings finally signed Brett Favre this week. It was quite a lofty move, if I do say so myself”
And with the genius that is Childress, you know he’s going to forget all about Purple Jebus and just call pass after wonderfully under thrown and intercepted pass.
/$12 million dollar mistake’d
Till that land of sweet, sweet irony.
@J-Lo: Yes, yes they do…I’ve seen his handy work first hand and hope to see it again.
I’ve found a video of the reaction of the guy in charge of selling Vikings merchandise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt0qeIrdRpk
They play the Chiefs on Friday night. Do they still have Bernard Pollard?
@ Grimace: By the end of the PRE-season. Yes, yes I do.
I personally can’t wait to hear BDD’s rant after the Vikings lose thier first game where Farve had 24.3 QB rating. His hate gives me strength.
I’m thrilled. I’m delighted. Drew’s pain is our gain. Your website just got that much more hilarious.
Are you ready for some training camp?
Is it possible that the Vikings will usurp the Pats/Cowgirls as the least favorite NFL team by the end of the season?
Unreal.
The secret: avoiding ESPN at all costs.
But … I … can’t …
Do you think BJ Raji eats land barons?
Get ready to be slapped by ESPN’s rock hard Farve-induced boner for the rest of the season. And we haven’t even started!
God. Fucking. Damnit.