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	<title>Comments on: KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: The LenWhale Diet Plan and NFL&#8217;s Wacky Races</title>
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		<title>By: patches</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/ksk-kontent-klearinghouse-the-lenwhale-diet-plan-and-nfls-wacky-races.html/comment-page-1#comment-139028</link>
		<dc:creator>patches</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>he&#039;s gay for lamar woodley, you morons.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he&#8217;s gay for lamar woodley, you morons.</p>
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		<title>By: Joe Buck</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe Buck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gotta be the Roethlisraper jersey! Come on people, how obvious is this?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gotta be the Roethlisraper jersey! Come on people, how obvious is this?</p>
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		<title>By: Vince Wilspork</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vince Wilspork</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All gray jerseys, no matter the team, are horribly fuck-ugly.  I hate them as a concept.  Especially when my team wears them.

That being said, I voted for the towel.  I don&#039;t care if they&#039;re cheap and replaceable, it&#039;s like a take on that old lawyer joke:  &quot;What do you call one Terrible Towel burnt to a crisp?&quot;  &quot;A good start&quot;

Also, my vote seems to have put the towel and the Ward jersey in a 384-384 tie... when does the polling close??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All gray jerseys, no matter the team, are horribly fuck-ugly.  I hate them as a concept.  Especially when my team wears them.</p>
<p>That being said, I voted for the towel.  I don&#8217;t care if they&#8217;re cheap and replaceable, it&#8217;s like a take on that old lawyer joke:  &#8220;What do you call one Terrible Towel burnt to a crisp?&#8221;  &#8220;A good start&#8221;</p>
<p>Also, my vote seems to have put the towel and the Ward jersey in a 384-384 tie&#8230; when does the polling close??</p>
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		<title>By: Ben</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Come on, the terrible towel?  At least pick something that isn&#039;t replaceable for 5 bucks in ten minutes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come on, the terrible towel?  At least pick something that isn&#8217;t replaceable for 5 bucks in ten minutes.</p>
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		<title>By: Duke_of_Madness</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/ksk-kontent-klearinghouse-the-lenwhale-diet-plan-and-nfls-wacky-races.html/comment-page-1#comment-139006</link>
		<dc:creator>Duke_of_Madness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hines Ward will be in the jersey when it&#039;s burned, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hines Ward will be in the jersey when it&#8217;s burned, right?</p>
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		<title>By: H.C. Prick</title>
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		<dc:creator>H.C. Prick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another Steeler fan voting for the Gray jersey.
I don&#039;t have any specific issue with it, but people buying alternate jerseys causes teams to just roll out more and more alternate jerseys that increase in shittiness exponentially.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another Steeler fan voting for the Gray jersey.<br />
I don&#8217;t have any specific issue with it, but people buying alternate jerseys causes teams to just roll out more and more alternate jerseys that increase in shittiness exponentially.</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:12:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glad to see my post helped to turn the tide towards burning the Ward jersey.  Remember everyone, Hines Wald is Ape&#039;s favolite leceivel.

BURN THAT SHIT!!!

/landom pylo acts make me smirre</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glad to see my post helped to turn the tide towards burning the Ward jersey.  Remember everyone, Hines Wald is Ape&#8217;s favolite leceivel.</p>
<p>BURN THAT SHIT!!!</p>
<p>/landom pylo acts make me smirre</p>
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		<title>By: edgecrusher</title>
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		<dc:creator>edgecrusher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Give the towel to Drew and let him work his towel-shittin&#039; magic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Give the towel to Drew and let him work his towel-shittin&#8217; magic.</p>
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		<title>By: xMostlyHarmless</title>
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		<dc:creator>xMostlyHarmless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve got nothing against the Steelers as a team, even though I&#039;m an envious fan of the other PA team....

But I can&#039;t stand Hines Ward.  Burn that shit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve got nothing against the Steelers as a team, even though I&#8217;m an envious fan of the other PA team&#8230;.</p>
<p>But I can&#8217;t stand Hines Ward.  Burn that shit.</p>
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		<title>By: Christmas Ape</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m kind of puzzled by the opposition to the idea of a gray alternate jersey. Saying it&#039;s the guy equivalent of a pink jersey doesn&#039;t hold up because the reason the pink jersey is so bad (besides the fact that it&#039;s pink) is that it&#039;s a color that has tons of connotations about gender roles. The gray jersey is just slightly darker than their regular road jersey. It&#039;s not like it has any other meaning to it. I&#039;m certainly one to point out jersey disasters like putting your own name on the back, but is any deviation from what the team wears on the field a horrible violation?

DAMN YOU, JERSEY PURISTS!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m kind of puzzled by the opposition to the idea of a gray alternate jersey. Saying it&#8217;s the guy equivalent of a pink jersey doesn&#8217;t hold up because the reason the pink jersey is so bad (besides the fact that it&#8217;s pink) is that it&#8217;s a color that has tons of connotations about gender roles. The gray jersey is just slightly darker than their regular road jersey. It&#8217;s not like it has any other meaning to it. I&#8217;m certainly one to point out jersey disasters like putting your own name on the back, but is any deviation from what the team wears on the field a horrible violation?</p>
<p>DAMN YOU, JERSEY PURISTS!</p>
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