Comments on: KSK 2009 NFL Prekkake: AFC West

By: Foxxy Brown

Foxxy Brown — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:22:20 +0000

i heartily endorse your reaming of Crabtree

/9er AND Raider fan

By: MarionCobretti

MarionCobretti — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 16:59:35 +0000

Jesus Tapdancing Christ! The Over/Under for Broncos wins on Bodog is seven!

SEVEN!

This will require some minor modifications to the old Flowchart for Success (http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/covering-your-way-to-house-in.html), but the net result will be the same: weed and whores for everyone!

By: Leigh

Leigh — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 06:55:32 +0000

Garrett Says:

What’s the over/under for number of games before McDaniels says the line “Kyle Orton is our quarterback”?

First pre-season game! Three interceptions against the 49ers.

Coach Josh McDaniels reaffirmed Orton is his starter and he wouldn’t make any “knee-jerk reaction.”

“He made a few mistakes tonight, but I haven’t lost faith in him and neither have our players,” McDaniels said.

Source: http://www.gazette.com/sports/picks-60257-broncos-preseason.html

By: Leigh

Leigh — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 06:42:26 +0000

“Haley had Bowe’s eyes checked to find out whether his dropped passes were related to poor vision, had cleats examined to help receivers improve their routes and has tried verbal assault therapy — anything to get through to Bowe, who is talented but inconsistent.”

I love that Coach Haley is making the head coach of the team I follow seem warm, fuzzy, and supportive. As a Giants fan, I’ve been waiting years to say that.

By: Drave

Drave — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:03:14 +0000

Any post that puts the Raiders in the Super Bowl is a GREAT post!
Just as long as they don’t have to face their previous coach who teaches his D all their O signals and effectively shuts down their O. Between that and the tuck rule, fuck me.

By: Fred Smoot

Fred Smoot — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:13:10 +0000

Take it from an old salt such as myself that knows a thing or two about boats. A jib is a triangular shaped sail on the front of a schooner that helps the ship pick up extra wind while at sea and allows the vessel to travel at heretofore unheard of nautical speeds.

By: Navin R. Johnson

Navin R. Johnson — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:34:44 +0000

LaFavre’s Next Interception Says:

August 13th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Over/under on Haley’s first major meltdown: 3 games

I’ll take the “Under” for $1000, Alex.

By: blacksnakemoan

blacksnakemoan — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:43:42 +0000

Is it wrong that at the end of the Chargers synopsis, I expected to read the words “Door Flies Open”?

By: samerochocinco

samerochocinco — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:30:30 +0000

Best name on the Chargers: Dan Gay, Ben’s younger brother.

http://www.nfl.com/players/dangay/profile?id=GAY207645

By: El Dub

El Dub — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:55:12 +0000

Is this true? Is the over/under on Broncos wins really at 5? I’ll put my house on the under. The Broncos are fucking screwed.

Oh, and the Chargers will have this division officially won by Thanksgiving.