Comments on: Kimble Anders Done Screwed the Pooch

By: toni

toni — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 19:57:35 +0000

You know what I’m a very good friend of Kimble’s he has never been to Vermont

By: whatever

whatever — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:41:26 +0000

I went to college with both Kimble and Lamar and I am more curious about who the groom in VT was?

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:25:34 +0000

If you decide on the plot elements of a bachelor party in a garage in the middle of Vermont and Kimble Anders reading Noam Chomsky, the rest just writes itself, no?

By: Vince Wilspork

Vince Wilspork — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:08:23 +0000

I got a football autographed at a Patriots training camp when I was young. There are a bunch of names scribbled on there, but the only name I can really read is “Eugene Chung”

/lose

By: clmetsfan

clmetsfan — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:27:09 +0000

@ Arm Strongcock:

By “business” you mean “coke,” right?

By: Conrad Dobler

Conrad Dobler — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:51:23 +0000

I did a public appearance with Rudi Johnson and Steelers fans brought in newspapers featuring the latest Steelers beat down of the Bengals at the time and he autographed them. That’s a better story and it sucks. Oh, and he was late.

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:33:04 +0000

Choker, sorry

By: Arm Strongcock

Arm Strongcock — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 02:24:04 +0000

I worked at a Cajun restaurant in a suburb of Houston(Papadeaux’s) during the late ’90s. Lamar Lathon was a regular there – and would regularly take 45 minutes to finish his business in the restroom. It was a huge restroom with 8 stalls and 8 urinals. Mr. Lathon would hustle people out and lock the door so that he was the only one in there. We would all laugh and joke about it until he would come out wet and get pissed off about his food being cold(he was always there to pick up the order to-go and usually by himself). We had to pretend like we put the order into the computer so that he would go to the rest room. At the 25 minute mark, we would actually put the order in. That was the only way that he was a happy customer. He would also ask for free drinks while he waited, which he never drank because he was in the shitter the entire time until he left………Good tipper, though.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:40:54 +0000

HAW HAW! You over-estimated your readership!

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:40:51 +0000

I’m a Chief’s fan and that story bored the shit out of me.

Ditto.

Sure, I could have written in about the time my sister’s roommate’s cousin once saw Lyle Alzado pistol whip a nun, but I got wrapped up with some other shit last week.