It’s A Crowdsourced Sexy Friday (100% Dead-Kennedy-Free!)
It’s time to check in with the delicious and the debaucherous people that walk among us, taking pictures of themselves at exactly the wrong moments. This will be review for some of you, but we have a feeling that you won’t mind…
This is more of an undercard, but it’s Audrina Patridge, so quit complaining. She’s sitting atop the heap over at Hot Chicks On The Twitter, which apparently has renamed themselves Hot.Chicks.That.Tweet, which sounds at lot like “Hot Chicks That Queef.” Change is bad, good people, unless you’re sitting in front of a parking meter. Some of you will hate her anyway because she was on The Hills, so let’s move on.
Heading more toward the People’s Republic of Filth now, I shudder to think that the answer to the question, “Is She Filthy?” will always be “uh, yeah.” The same internet that allowed these ladies to order such headscratching (among other places) paraphernalia is the very fountain of shame that emits the water of truth that may or may not be washing over them. The front page is Safe For Work, the links are not.
Tags: sexy friday posts
August 28th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
She’s got abs like Visanthe Shiancoe
August 28th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
In the name of research and science, I followed the links and the “Is she filthy?” girl is, in fact, filthy.
August 28th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
eh, I’ve seen sexier
/hangin out at the junior high like my dad
August 28th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Punte – You, sir, are the undisputed champ of sexy Friday.
August 28th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Is she filthy? Why yes, yes she is…
/bookmarked both sites
//will waste hours going back through the archives
///wishing I had corrupted them all…
August 28th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
As long as her dong isn’t like Shiancoe’s I’m all about it …
August 28th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
thanks for the heads up that it is not safe for work.
August 28th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
The answer to “Is She Filthy?” is always a resounding yes, it seems
August 28th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Is she filthy girl isn’t so much filthy herself (come on, giant black dildo in her twat, shit, this is 2009. You gotta bring more than that to impress me) but her floor IS fucking filthy.
How about you vacuum every once in awhile, filthy dust bunny?
August 28th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Usually her fake fun bags are trying to run away from each other. They look half-respectable there.
August 28th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Hot office manager?
Yes please
http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/2009/08/girl-847.html
August 28th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
A swimsuit was very fitting sexy friday tribute to Chappaquidik Kid
August 28th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
#844…..#830…..#826
August 28th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Dear God thank you. I just finished my first week of grad school, and I needed that.
August 28th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Punte, thanks for the isshefilthy link. you are the best.
August 28th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
i was ready to shit on this until i read teh comments and then went back and saw the links to the dirty picks. thank you sir.
August 28th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Well, sir. Shit not until you know upon what it is that you shit. There’s a valuable life lesson in there somewhere.
August 29th, 2009 at 1:30 am
Guess Her Muff is the greatest website in the history of websites. Amazon, Google, Wikimaps…. all of them fall into paltry insignificance.
August 29th, 2009 at 1:33 am
Punte? He’s the man.
August 29th, 2009 at 1:50 am
There’s ash and shit falling all over my patio right now. Large pieces of ash.
Is that normal?
I do live near the Palos Verdes fire that’s about 3 miles away.
I think I’ll start with a cold Newcastle and sort this shit out.
Adrian, get the XBOX!
August 29th, 2009 at 1:52 am
(100% Dead-Kennedy-Free!)
Are you sure all these girls will tell Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks to fuckk off? I don’t know about the first two.
August 29th, 2009 at 2:01 am
Welcome back, Gino. I missed the support and levity during the dark days of the whole number 4 thing. Therapy seems best at this point.
SKOL
August 29th, 2009 at 2:03 am
OOOh, Another Newcastle!
August 29th, 2009 at 2:11 am
Early Viking explorers almost made it to the West Coast- they just sank their sex boats right before reaching the shore.
August 29th, 2009 at 7:01 am
Audrina Patridge’s expression is always blanker than a dead person’s. She’s a necrophiliac’s dream girl because it seems like she’d always be staring off into space when you’re fucking her. If it wasn’t for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, she’d be the most retarded person on the Hills. In that Maxim pic, she looks like she’s saying OMG YOU GUYS I FOUND A SHOE SOMEHOW IN THIS PILE OF SHOES AND I CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW! YAY!
And yet I can still never take my eyes off of the Carl’s Jr commercial where she’s eating a burger on the beach.
Hormones and the human anatomy never cease to amaze me.
August 29th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
How about Giselle in a sexy nurse outfit?
August 29th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Thank you for those links. I fapped until I was dry.
Then I fapped again, just to see what would happen. I don’t recommend you guys following my lead on that one.
August 30th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Thanx punte.. It’s like i died and went to twat heaven, with a wide assormetment of various clit piercings and dildos.. *Sheds a Tear*
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Where do you find these wonderful blogs! I just wasted three days of company time going through them. How am I supposed to waste the rest of the week????
And why is my chair sticky…
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:21 am
Is she filthy girl isn’t so much filthy herself (come on, giant black dildo in her twat, shit, this is 2009. You gotta bring more than that to impress me) but her floor IS fucking filthy.