Comments on: ‘I Had a Threesome with Two Eighth Graders, Am I Still in the Keeper League?’ The KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/i-had-a-threesome-with-two-eighth-graders-am-i-still-in-the-keeper-league-the-ksk-fantasy-sexfootball-mailbag.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:59:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: PONY UP http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/i-had-a-threesome-with-two-eighth-graders-am-i-still-in-the-keeper-league-the-ksk-fantasy-sexfootball-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-141901 PONY UP Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:20:34 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17616#comment-141901 Late to the party but I swear to God I was friends with the blonde at the top of the post. Have to love going to college in Texas, casual racisim is acceptable and the girls look like that. Late to the party but I swear to God I was friends with the blonde at the top of the post. Have to love going to college in Texas, casual racisim is acceptable and the girls look like that.

]]> By: 15 men on a young girl's chest http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/i-had-a-threesome-with-two-eighth-graders-am-i-still-in-the-keeper-league-the-ksk-fantasy-sexfootball-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-141150 15 men on a young girl's chest Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:52:24 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17616#comment-141150 More years ago than most of you have been alive, one of the guys in my college freshman class showed up with his girlfriend at the start of school. Most everybody who met her thought she was 17 or 18 like everyone else. It was only later when we found out she was 13 and still in Jr. High. Still, they dated for a few years but eventually broke up before graduation. This girl did have larger knockers at 13 than some octomoms. More years ago than most of you have been alive, one of the guys in my college freshman class showed up with his girlfriend at the start of school. Most everybody who met her thought she was 17 or 18 like everyone else. It was only later when we found out she was 13 and still in Jr. High. Still, they dated for a few years but eventually broke up before graduation. This girl did have larger knockers at 13 than some octomoms.

]]> By: Sudden Death Panels http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/i-had-a-threesome-with-two-eighth-graders-am-i-still-in-the-keeper-league-the-ksk-fantasy-sexfootball-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-141086 Sudden Death Panels Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:40:05 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17616#comment-141086 @Slash's "What’s so impressive about fucking underage girls?" (This was the funniest line of the whole mailbag. I may be the only one who read Slash's essay, but that 2nd paragraph is remarkable.) Speaking for every guy here, no one is saying it was a great story because the guy summoned the machismo to bang two underage girls - in fact, to a man, I bet everyone thinks the act was reprehensible... It was a great story because the circumstances surrounding someone losing/not losing a FF membership are so bizarre and twisted. Sometimes when men and women read the same thing and have a complete opposite reaction - like what just happened here with Slash - the world suddenly makes a lot more sense to me. /shakes head slowly, sadly @Slash’s “What’s so impressive about fucking underage girls?”

(This was the funniest line of the whole mailbag. I may be the only one who read Slash’s essay, but that 2nd paragraph is remarkable.)

Speaking for every guy here, no one is saying it was a great story because the guy summoned the machismo to bang two underage girls – in fact, to a man, I bet everyone thinks the act was reprehensible… It was a great story because the circumstances surrounding someone losing/not losing a FF membership are so bizarre and twisted.

Sometimes when men and women read the same thing and have a complete opposite reaction – like what just happened here with Slash – the world suddenly makes a lot more sense to me.

/shakes head slowly, sadly

]]> By: Angry Dragon http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/i-had-a-threesome-with-two-eighth-graders-am-i-still-in-the-keeper-league-the-ksk-fantasy-sexfootball-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-141072 Angry Dragon Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:55:01 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17616#comment-141072 KSK, I was critical of last week's mailbag saying it was phoned in and trite. I just finished this week's mailbag and I have to say----Don't Call it a Come Back!! I'm sorry I ever doubted your ability to turn out a quality mailbag. A mother (in law) lover and Middle School Girls Gone Wild. Out-fucking-standing!! /Slow Clap KSK, I was critical of last week’s mailbag saying it was phoned in and trite. I just finished this week’s mailbag and I have to say—-Don’t Call it a Come Back!! I’m sorry I ever doubted your ability to turn out a quality mailbag. A mother (in law) lover and Middle School Girls Gone Wild. Out-fucking-standing!!

/Slow Clap

]]> By: SafetyDan http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/i-had-a-threesome-with-two-eighth-graders-am-i-still-in-the-keeper-league-the-ksk-fantasy-sexfootball-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-141056 SafetyDan Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:15:20 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17616#comment-141056 Yeah, I've run into high schoolers at college parties that looked like college students. I could see how some well developed 13 year olds could pass as college students. Typically though the minute the girls opened their mouths or started drinking you could tell they weren't college age and pick it up based on how they acted, although they looked just like undergrads. I did do one high school senior, luckily 17+ isn't stat in my state. Her other brother was in college so she knew how to act like a college student beside just looking like one, so she managed to fool us all. I found out the next morning when she told me her parents thought she was at a volleyball sleepover and had to get home, so she couldn't get breakfast with me. Talk about having a few moments of pure panic there. Yeah, I’ve run into high schoolers at college parties that looked like college students. I could see how some well developed 13 year olds could pass as college students. Typically though the minute the girls opened their mouths or started drinking you could tell they weren’t college age and pick it up based on how they acted, although they looked just like undergrads.

I did do one high school senior, luckily 17+ isn’t stat in my state. Her other brother was in college so she knew how to act like a college student beside just looking like one, so she managed to fool us all. I found out the next morning when she told me her parents thought she was at a volleyball sleepover and had to get home, so she couldn’t get breakfast with me. Talk about having a few moments of pure panic there.

]]> By: Theodore http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/i-had-a-threesome-with-two-eighth-graders-am-i-still-in-the-keeper-league-the-ksk-fantasy-sexfootball-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-140974 Theodore Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:47:13 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17616#comment-140974 Mailbag was a little weak this week. Usually great. It's ok though because Madden came out today so I'll let it slide. Are you guys going to buy it? http://whowhatwherewheny.wordpress.com/2009/08/14/madden-2010-will-you-buy/ Mailbag was a little weak this week. Usually great. It’s ok though because Madden came out today so I’ll let it slide. Are you guys going to buy it? http://whowhatwherewheny.wordpress.com/2009/08/14/madden-2010-will-you-buy/

]]> By: Jigga http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/i-had-a-threesome-with-two-eighth-graders-am-i-still-in-the-keeper-league-the-ksk-fantasy-sexfootball-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-140972 Jigga Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:40:18 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17616#comment-140972 What? 13-year old cooch not tight enough? He just had to get at that ass too? What? 13-year old cooch not tight enough? He just had to get at that ass too?

]]> By: Cutler's Vag http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/i-had-a-threesome-with-two-eighth-graders-am-i-still-in-the-keeper-league-the-ksk-fantasy-sexfootball-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-140869 Cutler's Vag Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:37:08 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17616#comment-140869 Brazil is an extremely dangerous, dirty country in a continent of dangerous and dirty places. I look forward to the episode of 48 hours about a gentleman douche from New York murdered on his couch days after his wife took out an enormous life insurance policy. Brazil is an extremely dangerous, dirty country in a continent of dangerous and dirty places. I look forward to the episode of 48 hours about a gentleman douche from New York murdered on his couch days after his wife took out an enormous life insurance policy.

]]> By: Mr Mr http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/i-had-a-threesome-with-two-eighth-graders-am-i-still-in-the-keeper-league-the-ksk-fantasy-sexfootball-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-140850 Mr Mr Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:59:48 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17616#comment-140850 As a guy who had his former best friend have sex with my ex despite telling me he wouldn't do it because he knew it would make me upset, please choose the friendship. My ex friend threw away 10 years of friendship because he couldn't control his dick. He is pretty much dead to me now. Choose wisely. As a guy who had his former best friend have sex with my ex despite telling me he wouldn’t do it because he knew it would make me upset, please choose the friendship. My ex friend threw away 10 years of friendship because he couldn’t control his dick. He is pretty much dead to me now. Choose wisely.

]]> By: Daddymag http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/i-had-a-threesome-with-two-eighth-graders-am-i-still-in-the-keeper-league-the-ksk-fantasy-sexfootball-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-140845 Daddymag Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:44:05 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17616#comment-140845 Am I the only one who laughed my balls off at Horatio? Am I the only one who laughed my balls off at Horatio?

]]>