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	<title>Comments on: Here&#8217;s Your Terrible Towel Burning Video, Jackals</title>
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		<title>By: Doctor Garro</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/heres-your-terrible-towel-burning-videos-jackals.html/comment-page-1#comment-140785</link>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Garro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 04:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That video needed O Fortuna...

/The &quot;Hmmmm... Sacrilicious...&quot; tag is in order too</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That video needed O Fortuna&#8230;</p>
<p>/The &#8220;Hmmmm&#8230; Sacrilicious&#8230;&#8221; tag is in order too</p>
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		<title>By: Scooter Biceps</title>
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		<dc:creator>Scooter Biceps</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 22:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I didn&#039;t know your dad was Joe Torre. 

/better late than never&#039;d
//better to not write than write something not funny. 
///self-shamed</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t know your dad was Joe Torre. </p>
<p>/better late than never&#8217;d<br />
//better to not write than write something not funny.<br />
///self-shamed</p>
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		<title>By: Christmas Ape</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;why couldn’t it have been gray roethlisberger&lt;/i&gt;

Because it didn&#039;t win the vote.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>why couldn’t it have been gray roethlisberger</i></p>
<p>Because it didn&#8217;t win the vote.</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ape your going to hell. 
on a post superbowl year.
How does this make you qualified to have a manifesto.
why couldn&#039;t it have been gray roethlisberger</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ape your going to hell.<br />
on a post superbowl year.<br />
How does this make you qualified to have a manifesto.<br />
why couldn&#8217;t it have been gray roethlisberger</p>
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		<title>By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:24:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;It&#039;s a type of pornography popular in Japan. It involves a lot of facials, let&#039;s put it that way.&quot;

This was the best part. If you have explained this much to your dad, why not disclose the whole thing? You&#039;re 90% there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a type of pornography popular in Japan. It involves a lot of facials, let&#8217;s put it that way.&#8221;</p>
<p>This was the best part. If you have explained this much to your dad, why not disclose the whole thing? You&#8217;re 90% there.</p>
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		<title>By: kell3</title>
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		<dc:creator>kell3</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>life need joy, come to our site****Tallloving*com**** to enjoy life forget displeasure.</p>
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		<title>By: TheImpossibleMan</title>
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		<dc:creator>TheImpossibleMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Christmas Ape, you visited my blog?! Dreams do come true...!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Christmas Ape, you visited my blog?! Dreams do come true&#8230;!</p>
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		<title>By: 40 lb box of rape</title>
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		<dc:creator>40 lb box of rape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fuck all the towel business, your Dad rules.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fuck all the towel business, your Dad rules.</p>
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		<title>By: rodgers_neighborhood</title>
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		<dc:creator>rodgers_neighborhood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why do I think a black and gold urn is soon to appear above your fireplace?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why do I think a black and gold urn is soon to appear above your fireplace?</p>
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		<title>By: Rob in WI</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rob in WI</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@TF88... that conversation, only with daughter and dad would be... more awkward.

Ape and his dad probably had a less awkward talk when Ape explained he was fired from the WaPo for dating a furry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@TF88&#8230; that conversation, only with daughter and dad would be&#8230; more awkward.</p>
<p>Ape and his dad probably had a less awkward talk when Ape explained he was fired from the WaPo for dating a furry.</p>
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