Comments on: For Burnination, You Have Selected: Terrible Towel

By: Smoke Assassin

Smoke Assassin — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:27:32 +0000

Can I order more then one at a time?

By: Palm Pendejo

Palm Pendejo — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:09:42 +0000

Fine, you get to burn a $5 dollar, shitty towel… You got three of them, right?… Well, then… Burn the Myron Cope one!!!… I dare you!!!…

By: Vince Wilspork

Vince Wilspork — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:56:00 +0000

Fun that this thread is getting spammed by “jack”. I haven’t seen that here before.

I’m glad the towel won. I’m a Patriots fans that hate the Stillers, but even I have a soft-spot for things with sentimental value. My hate is for the team as a hole, not for Ape personally, so I’d rather see something more symbolic than personal. Plus, I finally get to say (with meaning behind it): “That Terrible Towel should die in a fire.”

By: jack

jack — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:45:31 +0000

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By: MYASS

MYASS — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:57:37 +0000

I”M GOING TO FUCKING HIRE SHAWN MERRIMAN TO ANAL RAPE ALL THE FAGGOT PUSSIES WHO VOTED THE TERRIBLE TOWEL! THEN I”LL COME AND RAPE YOU WITH A DILDO AND A FUCKING RAPIER.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:13:53 +0000

Yes, Steelers fans should be less lame and instead chew on milkbones in the stands. Only then will they have a symbol befitting a proud franchise.

Browns fans turn bitterness into an art.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:15:45 +0000

I’d like to set a Cheesehead on fire. Burning one of those cheese-shaped novelty hats would be fun, too.

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:00:22 +0000

RE Brady Quinn’s Courage Says:
“The Terrible Towel is more of a symbol of the Steelers than the uniform or anything else. Kind of like the Cheesehead to the Packers, except somehow even lamer.”

Wow. That is really sad. Worse than the cheesehead… Yeah, Steelers fans really need to work on their symbolism.

By: Brady Quinn's Courage

Brady Quinn's Courage — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:04:08 +0000

I voted for the towel, mainly because I figure it was the only thing that cost less than the book I’m not going to buy.

Besides, I’m with Grimace. The Terrible Towel is more of a symbol of the Steelers than the uniform or anything else. Kind of like the Cheesehead to the Packers, except somehow even lamer.

By: jimmy dolan shake n bake

jimmy dolan shake n bake — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:50:00 +0000

Ok maybe Im missing something, but what’s with the written Asian accent replacing L’s with R’s? You can replace most any letter with an R when imitating Asian accents, but an L? They can’t even say that fucking letter.