Finally, Somebody Is Willing To Blame Those Pugnacious Mutts
Thank God for local Fox affiliates like KVVU in Las Vegas. If it weren’t for them we would never have been exposed to Jose and his groundbreaking analysis of the canine psyche. [Adam Riff via @TheGreatJT]
Tags: free will, Mike Vick, Needs more Mariska Hargitay, quick hits, Unsilent Majority
August 19th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I just e-mailed this post to 3,000 of my closest friends.
Funniest thing ever.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Yes, the dogs should’ve walked away. Especially the ones mounted on the rape stand, or the ones who had their testicles electrocuted.
/urge to kill rising
August 19th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Jose = the Mexican Karl Pilkington?
August 19th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-pug-has-sad.jpg
August 19th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Maybe your urge to recognize a joke should rise instead.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
The next KSK Guest Blogger: Jose from Las Vegas.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
C’mon! Those dogs were dressed like they wanted it..
August 19th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
yeah, those dogs were just begging for a fight.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I wouldn’t want to go on a date with this fella, unless I was dressed head to toe in a burkha.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Yeah! All those pacifist dogs that walked away can just get out of this here country. We don’t want their kind around.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
@ stu: 3,000 of your favorite friends? I feel bad for the 7,000 mediocre ones who didn’t get this.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I feel the same way about Plaxico Buress. That shooting wasn’t his fault. His thigh had every chance to walk away from that bullet and chose instead to stand its ground.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Glad Brett is back in the NFL. He’s not the first to throw interceptions and won’t be the last. Besides, it’s in a land baron’s nature to throw interceptions. The receiver had every chance to make the reception but they choose short-arm it. It’s the receivers fault, so people, please lay off Favre.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
you’re all forgetting that Vick had each of those dogs put their mark on a waiver of liability
August 19th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Is Jose code for Pac-Man Jones?
August 19th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
time to thin the herd in las vegas
August 19th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
According to Jose Mexico?
August 19th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
It’s true. I was betting some dog fights recently and one of ‘em just put his robe back on and walked out. Lost serious $$$ on that quitter.
August 19th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Tune in for next week …. Glad Favre is back in the NFL. He’s not first to rape the loyalties of fans who loved him and won’t be the last. Besides, it’s in a fans nature to like rape. The fans had every chance to walk away but they chose to get raped. It’s their fault, so people, please lay off Favre.
August 19th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
OK Jose, that’s it. We’re taking away your right to vote.
August 19th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Won’t someone build a wall?
August 19th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Those fucking Jews, man. They coulda walked away from those concentration camps, too. Blame the liberal media for painting Hitler a bad guy.
August 19th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
yeah, but the dogs only filed a civil suit against Vick.
August 19th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I tried walking away from a dog fight once. Sumbitch bit my ass. So I grabbed him. I choked him and I kicked the shit out of him. That was my pleasure.
August 19th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Yesterday I found out about the Favre signing and cat massage, and this is still the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
August 19th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
RE SL22 Says:
“Maybe your urge to recognize a joke should rise instead.”
Calling Jose stupid is more fun.
August 19th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
@SL22: Not Jose, but Ron Mexico and his ilk. Yes, what Jose said was funny. Also, did you guys hear Favre is back???
August 19th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Thank you Slash. My jaw just fell when I read this one. I suppose Jose could be satirizing this and FOX news knew that etc. etc. I choose to believe Jose is an ass that really thinks this. That seems more likely to me.
August 19th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
awesome
August 19th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Was gonna say something about knee ligaments pussing out and tearing when they could’ve been tougher when hit with 4000pp/sq inch of Bernard Pollard helmet.
/think that joke is about played out
//still wrote the post though
August 19th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
I have 2 Great Danes.
The only thing they will fight is my ass for the big couch.
August 19th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
I wonder what the betting line is like for how soon this Jose is ‘discovered’ by local PETA and shot.
August 19th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Jose knows from his experiences fighting cocks in the Dominican Republic.
August 19th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I bet Jose is asking if they can put a 7 on these:
Jersey
August 19th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
yes exactly.. the smart cocks.. they would turn around and hop away if they didnt want to fight.. these dogs, like humans, should be responsible for their actions.. remember folks.. people dont kill people.. guns kill people
August 19th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
It’s even money in Vegas that Jose isn’t a citizen.
August 19th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
better yet TPT, it’s 5-1 that Jose could get you to a cockfight within thirty minutes.
August 20th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Just so proud to be from Vegas.
August 20th, 2009 at 7:23 am
When those strippers bent down to pick up my cheese, they were asking for it, I mean, they knew they would get choked and went for the ones anyway. It’s their fault, ABABABABABA CHUH CHUH
On another note, I received my Football Fan’s Manifesto in the mail yesterday, just in time for my flight tomorrow.
August 20th, 2009 at 9:12 am
WTF, Throw this guy into the fighting ring with the pitbulls and tell him just walk away.
Fucking stupid people in this world.
August 20th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Since the guy is capable of stringing several semi-rational English sentences together, he obviously is not stupid enough to believe what he writes. I wish I could say the same for you ignorant latino-bashers.
August 21st, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I suppose it’s also a woman’s fault when she’s raped.
Vick needs to be hung high. ‘Nuff said. The moral greatness of a nation can always be judged by how it treats its animals.
August 23rd, 2009 at 7:22 pm
when did the broads from ‘feministing’ start leaving comments here?