Int. Manning’s Hoboken, NJ Condo
Eli: [on the phone] That’s flippin’ sweet news, Mr. Condom [snickers to himself]. So I’m the highest paid player in the whole dang league?
Tom Condon: That’s right, Eli. You’re number one, just like we talked about.
Eli: Awesome! So I make more than that Spazzy McJerkface?
Tom: Yes, you make more than Phillip Rivers.
Eli: But do I make more than Coach Coughlin?
Tom: Of course Eli, you made more than Couch Coughlin when you were a rookie. Now you’re the highest paid player in the whole league!
Eli: Killer! Now I have one more question, and it’s very VERY important.
Tom: Okay Eli, what is it?
Eli: Do I make more than Peyton?
Tom: Yes, Eli. You officially make more than your brother.
Eli: NO WAY!
Tom: Yes way, Eli. You’re a very rich man. I hope you know what you’re going to do with all that money.
Eli: Do I ever!
Eli: Sweeeeet! [sips from sippy cup]
I want more like this!
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