Dude, check this scene from “Entourage”!
So Turtle rolls up in the golf cart while the guys are playing golf with Tom Brady and Marky Mark, right? And he brought water because E was hanging out with some octogenarian! Dude, Turtle knows the word “octogenarian”! He’s hella smart! And he “forgot” water for Brady, because Turtle’s a Giants fan! Ha ha, your bitch ass got OWNED, Brady! 18-1! 18-1! Nice one, Turtle! Fist bump!
Dude. But then Tom Brady’s all nice and cool and says that they should hang out. Because Tom Brady’s the MAN, yo! And Turtle could be down, because whatever, dude’s married to Gisele, right? I’d hit that. I’d wear that Brazilian ass OUT. She couldn’t get enough of this, bro. Then Marky Mark’s all “Stop eye-fucking Tom Brady” to Turtle, because Marky Mark will CALL YOU ON YOUR SHIT. You see The Departed, bro? Fuckin EVERYONE got their fuckin head blown off. Fuckin’ awesome. That’s how I’d do shit if I was a cop. Just BLAM! Dead.
Then Drama changes the subject, because that’s what Drama does. He’s wearin’ fuckin’ stupid clothes, because Drama don’t give a shit. Drama fuckin’ OWNS.
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Who makes the sweater turtle was wearing in the “FORE!” Episode?
Not that this counts for much, but the dreamboat seems to act better than Grenier… which is also true for pretty much any extra as well.
…Turtle?
….Drama?
I can see how douchey this show is gonna get, and I have never watched it. Wow.
/bro
Ive watched this show since the beginning, and find it entertaining. Its full of sex and drugs – what more do you need ?? Oh, I forgot – seems like many people here got off on the fucking ESPN Spelling Bee.
Now Brady can’t have missionary sex with Gisele anymore because when he looks at her face he keeps seeing Drama’s face.
http://www.broslikethissite.com/2009/07/47-entourage.html
/starts copy+paste to that website
Thank you kindly. I need celeb gossip to make me interesting to others
Yeah, not sure if I understand all the hatred… most characters in most shows are all douches. Entourage is one of those baseline shows that I’ll stop on if I click past, but I don’t make a point to watch or follow. The funny part is that it’s supposed to be loosely based on Mark Wahlberg’s life…. which means that Drama is basically Donnie Wahlberg. I find the show a lot funnier when I picture that while I watch it.
This is honestly gold. That was a great episode of Entourage… kinda wish we saw how good Drama’s drive was… or when he smashed brady’s club
Thanks for the Dethklok .gif
Meanwhile, Lucky Louie, not the best show in the world…
You got that right.
On his scorecard, Brady wrote down that he finished 18 in 1.
/golf and NFL humor in one
Love all the Entourage hate on here when 80% of the commenters thought it was the greatest man-show ever 3 years ago.
I, too, enjoy the show. I don’t care how bad or douchey you all (justly) claim it to be. It’s entertaining. Go fuck yourselves.
/dodges glass bottle
WOW – I am stunned by the outpouring of or hatred…have to agree that jealosy is the reason…but who wouldn’t be jealous of that lifestyle…and making 4 mill for a voice over movie part.
Love the show – SCREW YOU
/only a few tears
If I had to think of a real life sports equivalent of “Vinnie Chase,” it’d be Tom Brady.
They aren’t the same guy? I heard a radio interview of Tom Brady yesterday, and I would swear that it was Vinnie Chase speaking. That video clip was some kind of CGI/Patty Duke Show trickery, right?
go tommy！
Which one is he again? Oh him? Doesn’t he play for the Celtics or something?
douche
Just thought I’d add a little more douche to these comments.
Wow, I am happy I’ve never watched that piece of shit show. Probably because I’m not a flaming bag of coke sniffing douche-o-rama-ness or some such shit.
/fags
chill sweater, brah
Speaking as a fan of Entourage, I can say straight up that you really aren’t supposed to like the characters. E is a neurotic, oversensitive bitch with a major Napoleon Complex. Vince is a self-absorbed, needy tool who can’t act (the character or the real actor) and has everything given to him on a silver platter. Drama is essentially the same as Vince, though even more clueless and even less deserving for his good fortune. Turtle is a lazy fucking mongoloid who’s piggybacking off of his more talented or fortunate friends. The only redeeming character is Ari, and even he’s a prick.
However, it’s still a decent 30 minute timekiller/escapist drama every week. Not the best show on TV by far, but c’mon… it’s WAY fucking far from being the worst. Entourage wouldn’t get the bad rap that it does were it’s mostly dipshit fans aware that the cmbined plot and character development of the show is about as deep as a puddle.
let me tell you, that tom brady spends more time in the sand than david hasselhoff!
It’s like a tidal wave of douche, a douche-nami.
Entourage had a redeeming moment when the guest star was Bob Saget and he was taking bong hits with a bunch of high class whores. fast forward to 1:56…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XWp6JB22Kk
If I’m Tom Brady, I end that scene with “Dude, I’m fucking Tom Brady. I fuck Gisele. The fuck makes you think I’m inviting you over for dinner? You think my Brazilian supermodel wife is going to fucking cook for your bitch ass? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of here, you dumb motherfucker. Holy shit, I fucking got you, you sonofabitch. You really thought me, Tom Brady, 3-time Super Bowl champ and NFL MVP, was going to have you, some shitty actor’s flunky, over to my house to eat my Brazillian supermodel wife’s food? Holy shit, dude, you must be fucking retarded.”
I would also follow that up with that guy whacking him in the knee with a golf club while screaming “FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU!”
+1 for the Metalocolype puke scene
-1 for the 18-1 tag. That game will hurt forever…
and yes, Entourage is a horrible, horrible show.
*shrugs shoulders* Looks like your typical entourage episode to me
“ENTOURAGE” IS “ARLI$$”, BUT IN HOLLYWOOD!!! WAS THAT MARKY MARK’S WHOLE FUCKING PITCH?!?! And then they kept going for five more seasons!
Actually, I always thought “Entourage” was the male version of “Sex & The City.”
If you watch 10 minutes of S&TC, you quickly realize the women are all self-absorbed, neurotic, shallow bitches. Yet women will tell you how much they admire these bitches because they are “strong” or some such bullshit. It’s a moronic show designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator among women.
Entourage is exactly the same except with the gender roles flipped. All the guy are complete douchebags. Yet there are a ton of guys out there who think they’re cool and so forth. It’s like a training film for the twentysomething morons you see at bars who say “fuck” or “bro” every other word and bathe in Axe body spray .
Tom Brady is the perfect athlete for this show. If I had to think of a real life sports equivalent of “Vinnie Chase,” it’d be Tom Brady.
The easiest thing to sum up Entourage: It’s only funny or good about half the time that Jeremy Piven is onscreen. Piven is usually present for about eight minutes of the half-hour. That means 4 minutes of every episode is at least okay, while 4 terribly average leads (and a Hollywood guest star who oftentimes isn’t even an actor) try to stretch for the other 26 minutes.
The first season wasn’t the worst thing in the world, then you realized…they weren’t going anywhere with it. AT ALL. “ENTOURAGE” IS “ARLI$$”, BUT IN HOLLYWOOD!!! WAS THAT MARKY MARK’S WHOLE FUCKING PITCH?!?! And then they kept going for five more seasons!
Meanwhile, Lucky Louie, not the best show in the world, but five times better than Entourage and probably 1/15 the budget, gets shitcanned hard and fast; Rome–fifteen times better than Entourage but five times the budget–gets whacked after two awesome seasons…uggg. Thank God for True Blood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and #1 Ladies Detective Agency (I SAID IT), otherwise Showtime would be completely handing HBO its ass–and if Dexter gets better, it might anyway.
Soooo… where’s the part where they are all picked off by a SR-25 weilding JAFO? No, not in this cut? Fuck. I hate when my parts get cut.
evidently matt hassleback wasnt available
I’ve watched maybe one episode of Entourage, and I just didn’t see what the big deal was (this was back when the show was somewhat popular). It seemed to be kind of a how-to course on being a douchebag. The walk, the clothes, the mannerisms, the vernacular, etc. Other than that, not a lot happened.
I hope this means the Pats will celebrate TDs by raping a drunk girl in a frat house and doing jaegar shots
People named “Turtle” and “Drama”? Did Bill Simmons write this?
Christ, the doucheosity of this show makes Brady look like a nice guy.
…And I can’t believe I just wrote that.
/slits wrists, puts on Pey-Pey jersey
You guys realize that you mostly hate them because you’re jealous that you’ll never get to be as big of douchebags as they are now?
Actually, no. I wouldn’t mind the presence of the show (in that I could ignore it) if the fans weren’t such fucking obnoxious shitheads. It’s kinda like the Steelers that way.
Every week on Entourage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0CdAKrTZ0A
still dont understand why Giant Fans r supposed to hate Brady, we won that game. maybe if turtle was a jet fan or something it wouold make sense.
I wonder if Tom Brady is related to this Homer Nixon.
Complete and utter sh*t but 1000 times better than the Michael Phelps cameo from last season:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYl1QovzO_I
You guys realize that you mostly hate them because you’re jealous that you’ll never get to be as big of douchebags as they are now?
Never have I prayed for a meteor to land *right there* so hard in my damn life. God.
I’m not watching the clip. I can’t with the Tom Brady Splorghing today after watching ESPN.
Can’t say I’m surprised my sister’s dbag boyfriend says it’s the greatest show evah. Don’t worry, I already know he’s gay.
ultimate collection of douchebaggery
Christ, that clip is like a black hole of getfucked.
I’m not a virtuous human being, but I feel like a fucking saint for never having seen more than 1:11 of that show.
And thanks for the vomit clips from GOOD shows. That made it all better.
You know whats missing from this scene? Golf club to the knee.
@Ryno: It’s one of those shows where you keep hoping for gratuitous nudity, but, when it doesn’t matarialize, you know you’ve wasted a half hour of your life.
I’ve never watched this show once – and I have a feeling that’s a good thing.
Thank God for you, CC.
/ Entourage + Tom Brady = match made in ‘go fuck yourselves’ Heaven
Why Tom, why?