Can You Believe Those Kooky Dames? They Just Don’t Get It At All!
These broads! Foof! It’s like they got moths between their ears! I tells ‘em and I tells ‘em – downs equals tries; tries equals downs. That some kinda rocket surgery or something? What’s a guy gotta do to hammer it through in her thick skull!? It’s like her brain, it ain’t wired right, y’know? She just points at a play in progress and pretends everything goes all coo-coo bananas. Like all us guys are just playing a big practical joke in her. You ask me, she got dropped on her head as a kid. Thank God Steve came with all the uniform dress-up gear to give her the visuals. Now I’mma leave them in the locker room to diagram some stuff while I head back to the recliner. With a cold one, of course. You can take it from here, eh, Steve-oh?
Serena and Venus Williams are the latest entrants in the celebrity cavalcade to buy a stake in the Dolphins. By the latest count, that’s Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez and Gloria Estefan. Uh oh, the obscure minority celebrities are consolidating their power!
Hey, loogit, a legitimately clever shirt by a Packers fan! Wonders may never cease, though they usually only stagger in at odd hours.
Mike Tomlin made a grievous error in taking a suggestion from Jeff Reed. No, it wasn’t partying naked (yet), it was welching on a planned Steelers movie day, which sucks because James Harrison had his eye on Julie & Julia (IT’S LOYAL TO ME AND ITS SUBJECT MATTER). And lo and behold, (The) Ben ends up getting dinged up in the practice they weren’t supposed to have. It looks to be only a minor injury, but Florio won’t be denied another chance to call Roethlisberger a drama queen because he had the nerve to get his ankle rolled by a teammate.
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20 Responses to “Can You Believe Those Kooky Dames? They Just Don’t Get It At All!”
“No no no no, get that!”
*woman enters without making a sound*
*man flails, knocking popcorn out of her hand; he does acknowledge it, much less apologize*
“Quiet Lois!”
That has to be a fake movie since we all know that women are meant to be in either A)the kitchen cooking something or B)with their heads in a guy’s lap. So how are they going to find out about football?
Kudos to the two gentlemen. At least they had the good sense to get out an old electronic football board. Nothing explains the details of football like wiggling metal toys.
Off topic (most recent post) but did anyone else notice Suzy Kolber hosted ESPN’s Fantasy Football Draft special? She’s the only reason I dvr’d it, because Matthew Berry Makes me angry.
“Florio won’t be denied another chance to call Roethlisberger a drama queen because he had the nerve to get his ankle rolled by a teammate.”
Likely a 380-lb teammate considering it’s Max Starks on a long-term contract.
/loves being a Steelers fan with James Harrison who can throw 380-lb people at quarterbacks.
//hates being a Steelers fan now that Max Starks is the ‘left tackle of the future’
I don’t know which is worse, the woman on this video being THAT dumb, or that I knew right off the bat that it was a Los Angeles Express vs. Philadelphia (or maybe Baltimore) Stars USFL game in the LA Collesium.
August 20th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
holy shit, the dame in that video is annoying, couldn’t watch more than a minute of that
may I suggest instead fantasysportsgirl.com – http://www.fantasysportsgirl.com/Sports/Football/tabid/153/Default.aspx
August 20th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
The chick in the first video was hotter. Dayum!
August 20th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
What’s so magical about the 20 yard line? It’s Tony Romo’s cue to score a touchdown for the opposing team.
August 20th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
“No no no no, get that!”
*woman enters without making a sound*
*man flails, knocking popcorn out of her hand; he does acknowledge it, much less apologize*
“Quiet Lois!”
August 20th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
* does NOT
Hurf durf.
August 20th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
I, for one, appreciated that look into the troubled marriage of Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello.
August 20th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Wow. Two minutes basically summed up every conversation I remember from Rose Bowl parties as a kid. Please shut up and bring us some more dip!
August 20th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Q: What do the tens of thousands of women all across America who don’t understand football have in common?
A: They just (punch) don’t (punch) LISTEN (punch).
August 20th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
The Packers shirts only go up to XXXL, so half of the Green Bay population is out of luck.
August 20th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Well for an ugly bitch she sure does talk a lot in a highly annoying voice, so that’s quite a catch there, Bob.
August 20th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
That has to be a fake movie since we all know that women are meant to be in either A)the kitchen cooking something or B)with their heads in a guy’s lap. So how are they going to find out about football?
/opens up Cosmo.
August 20th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Kudos to the two gentlemen. At least they had the good sense to get out an old electronic football board. Nothing explains the details of football like wiggling metal toys.
August 20th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Off topic (most recent post) but did anyone else notice Suzy Kolber hosted ESPN’s Fantasy Football Draft special? She’s the only reason I dvr’d it, because Matthew Berry Makes me angry.
August 21st, 2009 at 12:30 am
she shouldn’t be learnin’ ’bout no football, she should be in the kitchen makin my dinner!
/probably the reason he doesn’t have a girlfriend
August 21st, 2009 at 12:31 am
“Think of downs like trys” (sic)
Yeah, confuse the broad even more. Brilliant plan.
“These guys go this way, then they go that way, then nothing happened.”
Just summed up my mother’s reaction to every play.
Everything is terrible wins again!
August 21st, 2009 at 12:47 am
Love that shirt. We will miss you, Brent Fullver.
August 21st, 2009 at 10:19 am
The guys answer to every one of her questions should have been “Get on your knees and SUCK IT NOW!”
August 21st, 2009 at 10:33 am
“Florio won’t be denied another chance to call Roethlisberger a drama queen because he had the nerve to get his ankle rolled by a teammate.”
Likely a 380-lb teammate considering it’s Max Starks on a long-term contract.
/loves being a Steelers fan with James Harrison who can throw 380-lb people at quarterbacks.
//hates being a Steelers fan now that Max Starks is the ‘left tackle of the future’
August 22nd, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I don’t know which is worse, the woman on this video being THAT dumb, or that I knew right off the bat that it was a Los Angeles Express vs. Philadelphia (or maybe Baltimore) Stars USFL game in the LA Collesium.
Very sexist video, no chick is THAT stupid.
August 22nd, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Mick – I cannot read your comment without giggling. Well done, sir.