Comments on: Bonus PK: The Bucket List http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/bonus-pk-the-bucket-list.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:23:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Michael http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/bonus-pk-the-bucket-list.html/comment-page-1#comment-141095 Michael Sat, 15 Aug 2009 08:32:12 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17511#comment-141095 I was 20 feet away from Mr. King today in a press conference room and my god does that man have a huge head. He's lost some weight, but his head is still the same size as when he was fat, so his body looks completely unproportional now. Also, and I'm not quite sure how to put this, but if I just saw him and didn't know who he was, I would assume he's like "special-abled." He just doesn't have a normal looking face. I was 20 feet away from Mr. King today in a press conference room and my god does that man have a huge head. He’s lost some weight, but his head is still the same size as when he was fat, so his body looks completely unproportional now.

Also, and I’m not quite sure how to put this, but if I just saw him and didn’t know who he was, I would assume he’s like “special-abled.” He just doesn’t have a normal looking face.

]]> By: DancingBaptist http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/bonus-pk-the-bucket-list.html/comment-page-1#comment-140350 DancingBaptist Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:56:45 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17511#comment-140350 1. I don't think you can " bitch slap " Mel Kiper. The hair acts as some sort of shield akin to the one used by the Predator. 2. If his daughter looks ANYTHING like him, then it's probably been awhile since anyone's scored on HER. 3. NFW + 1. And Simmons is getting repetitive and dumb. Seriously, "Almost Famous" best drama of the decade? It should be deleted simply because it launched Kate Hudson and her " career ". 1. I don’t think you can ” bitch slap ” Mel Kiper. The hair acts as some sort of shield akin to the one used by the Predator.

2. If his daughter looks ANYTHING like him, then it’s probably been awhile since anyone’s scored on HER.

3. NFW + 1. And Simmons is getting repetitive and dumb. Seriously, “Almost Famous” best drama of the decade? It should be deleted simply because it launched Kate Hudson and her ” career “.

]]> By: rodgers_neighborhood http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/bonus-pk-the-bucket-list.html/comment-page-1#comment-140332 rodgers_neighborhood Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:28:59 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17511#comment-140332 "Not sure where, but in places like Billings, Mont., and Casper, Wyo., with the sun setting over the left-field fence, with purple mountains majesty above thy fruited plain. Preferably with a local micro brew in my right hand." Dunno about where you come from, Peter, but here in America, the sun sets over the third base stands. That's why the cliche about right field being the sun field is, you know, a cliche. /Doubleday'd “Not sure where, but in places like Billings, Mont., and Casper, Wyo., with the sun setting over the left-field fence, with purple mountains majesty above thy fruited plain. Preferably with a local micro brew in my right hand.”

Dunno about where you come from, Peter, but here in America, the sun sets over the third base stands. That’s why the cliche about right field being the sun field is, you know, a cliche.

/Doubleday’d

]]> By: General Disarray http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/bonus-pk-the-bucket-list.html/comment-page-1#comment-140329 General Disarray Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:51:46 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17511#comment-140329 Stop writing about this facktarded douchenozzle! C'mon, seriously. You guys get at least two free posts a week from the sewage that spews from this asshat's mouth. It's just low hanging fruit, like picking on the handicapped. Stop writing about this facktarded douchenozzle!

C’mon, seriously. You guys get at least two free posts a week from the sewage that spews from this asshat’s mouth. It’s just low hanging fruit, like picking on the handicapped.

]]> By: No Fucking Way http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/bonus-pk-the-bucket-list.html/comment-page-1#comment-140319 No Fucking Way Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:25:01 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17511#comment-140319 Do people really, actually read PK's column? Seriously. Or does SI just publish it 'cuz they *think* people read it? Because he's a fucking twat. Do people really, actually read PK’s column?

Seriously.

Or does SI just publish it ‘cuz they *think* people read it?

Because he’s a fucking twat.

]]> By: Thatsamare http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/bonus-pk-the-bucket-list.html/comment-page-1#comment-140317 Thatsamare Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:49:31 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17511#comment-140317 4. Maple Leafs-Canadiens in Montreal. . . That's a really good one 4. Maple Leafs-Canadiens in Montreal. . . That’s a really good one

]]> By: Gino Tourettsa http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/bonus-pk-the-bucket-list.html/comment-page-1#comment-140267 Gino Tourettsa Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:39:30 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17511#comment-140267 Not sure where, but in places like Billings, Mont., and Casper, Wyo., with the sun setting over the left-field fence, with purple mountains majesty above thy fruited plain. Preferably with a local micro brew in my right hand. Good call. Those are good places for PK to die. The closest microbrewery to Casper or Billings is Moose Drool- and that's good shit. Not sure where, but in places like Billings, Mont., and Casper, Wyo., with the sun setting over the left-field fence, with purple mountains majesty above thy fruited plain. Preferably with a local micro brew in my right hand.

Good call. Those are good places for PK to die. The closest microbrewery to Casper or Billings is Moose Drool- and that’s good shit.

]]> By: joejoejoe http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/bonus-pk-the-bucket-list.html/comment-page-1#comment-140259 joejoejoe Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:01:38 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17511#comment-140259 Peter King was drawn to Man City because he heard a story about Micah Richards and roasting and thought it was about coffee. Peter King was drawn to Man City because he heard a story about Micah Richards and roasting and thought it was about coffee.

]]> By: T-Bone http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/bonus-pk-the-bucket-list.html/comment-page-1#comment-140248 T-Bone Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:37:30 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17511#comment-140248 Anyone else surprised that an evening with BriFarr, 10 minutes in the Shawne Merriman rape cage, or 5 firm hand fistings by Purple Jesus didn't make the PK bucket list? Anyone else surprised that an evening with BriFarr, 10 minutes in the Shawne Merriman rape cage, or 5 firm hand fistings by Purple Jesus didn’t make the PK bucket list?

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/bonus-pk-the-bucket-list.html/comment-page-1#comment-140247 jackin'4beats Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:32:55 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17511#comment-140247 <i>People who use the term “bucket list” need to get shot in the face with a shotgun, close range.</i> That made me laugh out loud. Excellent. And my list would be to wait until I had 6 months left, wait for him outside his Boston condo then pull a drop-squad on his ass then drop him off of a highway overpass in the dead of night. /I haven't thought this through too much have I? People who use the term “bucket list” need to get shot in the face with a shotgun, close range. That made me laugh out loud. Excellent.

And my list would be to wait until I had 6 months left, wait for him outside his Boston condo then pull a drop-squad on his ass then drop him off of a highway overpass in the dead of night.

/I haven’t thought this through too much have I?

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