Comments on: Berman Awoken From Deux Deux Deux Stupor to Enshrine Ralph Wilson

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:28:50 +0000

“He means being paid off by them to damage McNulty’s reputation.”

@Ape

I don’t think McNutty needs any help damaging her reputation. She is doing a bang up job on her own. Keep those fingers crossed honey and you might hit the pro athlete baby lottery someday. Just make sure they are so drunk their vision is impaired.

By: edgecrusher

edgecrusher — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:44:20 +0000

Has Woodson finished his speech yet?

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:13:33 +0000

JESUS CHRIST! How much does Alge Crumpler weigh? Did he eat LenDale White?

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:08:40 +0000

Congatulations to all of this year’s HOF Inductees. I’ve got nothing but praise for all of them, but as a Vikings homer, my favorite guy is Randall McDaniel.

In the summer of 1995, I worked at a Blockbuster Video in Minnetonka, Minnestota, where Randall McDaniel was (and might still be) a customer. He was always a friendly, humble and all-around nice guy and I was never, ever, sacked trying to pass a movie to a customer when he was there.

By: I Run Like Dennis Dixon

I Run Like Dennis Dixon — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:04:58 +0000

@ WWPJD: Ah, Jack Daniels!

By: BabyCarruth

BabyCarruth — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:59:11 +0000

@WWPJD: That’s your own damn fault for buying crappy whiskey

By: WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo

WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:51:50 +0000

so i went and got a bottle of jack, get back home, and it looks like no liveblog. YOU CAN’T JUST TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT, APE.

/still going to drink the jack

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:41:19 +0000

Sheesh, trying to breed above your station…with Ben Roethlisberger?

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 23:30:22 +0000

I think having the oversized Roethlisfetus kicking inside her womb would’ve been the worst thing that could have ever happened to the woman.

By: Arm Strongcock

Arm Strongcock — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:19:30 +0000

The article from SI says that the whore thought she was preggers with THE BEN’s little choco taco. That would have been the worst fucking thing that could have ever happened to THE BEN.