Attention! Attention! Stop the Internet! Poodle Painted to Look Like Pittsburgh Steeler
What a blessed day this is, NFL fans. After years of waiting, we finally have a go-to Steelers picture to replace the morbidly obese Steelers chick. This dog is aroused. Even our own Christmas Ape is re-thinking his cat person status.
I love everything about this dog. It’s like James Harrison, but less likely to punch his girlfriend in the face. Fun fact: You can actually take Steelers poodle and the poodle horse –
– and recreate Joey Porter’s dog killing the miniature horse. It’s like a metaphor or something.
Bonus insanity:
(Photographs: Ron Netherland at the Daily Mail. Also seen at Buzzfeed and psamp.)
Tags: captain caveman, pittsburgh steelers, Steelers Poodle, the steelers look amazing
August 25th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Troy Poodle-malu
August 25th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Proof, in only eight pictures, that poodles and their owners are worthless.
/DogBreedFlaWa?
August 25th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
XXL? More like XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL!
/she’s fat
August 25th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
sorry, nothing can replace morbidly obese steelers chick. steelers fans would love something to replace her with, which is why the rest of can’t let that happen.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
You see the Black Eyed Peas are playing the opening of the regular season bros? TIGHT!
August 25th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Hines Wald thinks that poodle would be good with noodle. He rikes!
August 25th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
More important non sequitur threadjack:
Anyone have DVR of Dolphins v. Carolina? At the the 7 min mark punt in the 4th, and I quote… “The muff… by Beavers.”
August 25th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
The Holocaust.
Slavery.
This.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I got so high once I thought someone was walking a tiger…it turned out to be a striped mastiff.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
I want to kill every person involved in this
August 25th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
You may as well turn off commenting on this post, because there is NO WAY any of us slack-jaws are going to add to the brilliance of those pictures. There is no comedy pyramid to be had here, folks.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Michael Vick goes to jail for 2 years yet the people responsible for these pictures remain free. Fucked up world we live in.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Thanks for the link, Uff.
Don’t kill the messenger(s), Old Gregg.
Bison Poodle, and Panda Poodle’s long arms are my favorites.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
The eyes of the dog in the last picture plead only for death
August 25th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
You can tell it’s Ike Taylor’s dog because the tail is… WAGGIN’.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
The awfulness of this has literally broke KSK, I think.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
A the morbidly obese Steelers chick/Steeler poodle photoshop picture would be outstanding.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Jessica Simpson will no longer eat bison burgers because she is against cruelty to dogs.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
+1 UU : Michael Vick goes to jail for 2 years yet the people responsible for these pictures remain free. Fucked up world we live in.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. There are some sick fucking pharmaceutically-saturated asshats in this world.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
That one poodle’s about to reek with panda love.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Police Cat needs to arrest that stupid poodle.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Death take me quickly.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Morbidly Obese Steelers Chick FTW. She absolutely needs to hook up with this guy.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
This makes me hate the Steelers even more.
/urge to kill rising
August 25th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Question for the masses: Does Morbidly Obese Steelers Chick have a tongue bar or did she simply swallow a gravy ladle?
/cheauvanist
August 25th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
/jumps into time machine, goes back few weeks
//writes in “Mike Vick the Steeler poodle” in the poll of Steeler related items Ape would destroy
///jumps back in time machine, to present day
I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS!!! Get on it Ape.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
And to think in some countries these dogs are eaten. Which must be some consolation over being humiliated like this.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Dear God…I had never seen the photo of the morbidly obese Steelers fan before. She must weigh around 375 lbs. And someone married her – she has a wedding ring. (It was one of the small details in the photo obscured by her disgusting mass; there were also other people & a TV in the photo as well, for those that missed those things.)
Fuck…if I was a Steelers fan (and thank God I am not) I would do anything to try to make others forget about her. She is embarrassing. More embarrassing than Neil O’Donnell or “Slash.”
Jesus Christ is she gross.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I want to know what the fuck that steelers poodle’s jersey says on the back, you can see what looks like …odle what kind of lame shit do think they said:
Roethlispoodle
Palamoodle
Harrisoodle
August 25th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I’m setting the O/U on number of times Morbidly Obese Steelers chick has been to Primanti’s at 250.
Place your bets ladies and gents!
August 25th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Needs more unicorn-poodle. Unipoodle? Poodlecorn? Cornoodle?
/kills souless assmunch self
August 25th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Did someone let Myron Cope outside without his meds again?
Deranged incontinence from beyond the grave.
/Yoi!
August 25th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I’m pretty sure this is worse than anything Mike Vick ever did.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
/Changes fantasy team logo to the horse one.
//Changes fantasy team name to the Broncodoodles.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Is this Vick’s new hobby?
August 25th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
@ Ryno – You mean this year?
August 25th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
This is what you get for being a fucking Poodle.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Mike Webster, Justin Strzelczyk, Steve Courson, Terry Long all rolling over in their graves. Yet all morbidly obese Steelers fans rolls over in … mashed potatoes. Or fries with gravy.
August 25th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
It’s clearly left tackle Max Barks.
/death to self
August 25th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
/Refusing to acknowledge thread topic
Pac-Man Jones’ Memoire: “When Tig Ole Bitties Just Aren’t Tig Enough Anymore”
August 25th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
The poodle owners need to die in a Tixas sized methane explosion.
August 25th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Oh. Oh my. I recognized someone in that old Steelers pic. Therefore, I now know the name of the morbidly obese Steelers chick. And she seems to have lost weight. In Steelers attire:
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/4514/58965411582477613900480.jpg
August 25th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Yea weight loss!! Go Steelers chick, keep losing.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Too bad the white poof tail wasn’t painted to look like a football going up its ass
And Vick was the dog abuser…
August 25th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Steelers dog is way more embarrassing than fat Steelers chick. At least fat Steelers chick probably enjoyed getting fat. Do any of those dogs look happy?
August 26th, 2009 at 7:39 am
Slash, everyone that treats their animals like dolls to dress up and die hair and all that, I have no words. Go buy a Cabbage Patch, you will look about the right age doing that.
August 26th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Junker23 – I’m calling bullshit. You’re picture isn’t morbidly obese steelers chick, it’s slightly retarted mongoloid steelers chick. You can’t fool me.
August 26th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
It’s funny… when I see that pic I gravitate towards the cutie in the yellow steelers hat, not jabba
August 26th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Also, “slightly retar[d]ed mongoloid steelers chick” is wearing her ring on a different finger than “morbidly obese steelers chick.” Ipso fatso, it ain’t her.
August 27th, 2009 at 12:50 am
I’ve got more. She’s with the chick I know in all three and the first one I posted had another repeat one. It’s gotta be her.
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs166.snc1/6216_539446173771_39004806_31995692_8096316_n.jpg
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:02 pm
First of all, the look in the dogs eyes are not because they are colored, but because they are standing on a table with a bunch of people behind a camera, trying to get them to look at the camera.
Secondly, no poodles were harmed in the process. They were done for creative grooming competitions that were held in conjunction with grooming shows. These competitions have strict rules as to the care of the dogs. These dogs are not abused, they are beloved members of the groomers families. And they don’t care what they look like, nor do the other dogs at the dog park pick on them, only the ignorant humans do.