What a blessed day this is, NFL fans. After years of waiting, we finally have a go-to Steelers picture to replace the morbidly obese Steelers chick. This dog is aroused. Even our own Christmas Ape is re-thinking his cat person status.
I love everything about this dog. It’s like James Harrison, but less likely to punch his girlfriend in the face. Fun fact: You can actually take Steelers poodle and the poodle horse –
– and recreate Joey Porter’s dog killing the miniature horse. It’s like a metaphor or something.
Bonus insanity:
(Photographs: Ron Netherland at the Daily Mail. Also seen at Buzzfeed and psamp.)
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First of all, the look in the dogs eyes are not because they are colored, but because they are standing on a table with a bunch of people behind a camera, trying to get them to look at the camera.
Secondly, no poodles were harmed in the process. They were done for creative grooming competitions that were held in conjunction with grooming shows. These competitions have strict rules as to the care of the dogs. These dogs are not abused, they are beloved members of the groomers families. And they don’t care what they look like, nor do the other dogs at the dog park pick on them, only the ignorant humans do.
I’ve got more. She’s with the chick I know in all three and the first one I posted had another repeat one. It’s gotta be her.
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs166.snc1/6216_539446173771_39004806_31995692_8096316_n.jpg
Also, “slightly retar[d]ed mongoloid steelers chick” is wearing her ring on a different finger than “morbidly obese steelers chick.” Ipso fatso, it ain’t her.
It’s funny… when I see that pic I gravitate towards the cutie in the yellow steelers hat, not jabba
Junker23 – I’m calling bullshit. You’re picture isn’t morbidly obese steelers chick, it’s slightly retarted mongoloid steelers chick. You can’t fool me.
Slash, everyone that treats their animals like dolls to dress up and die hair and all that, I have no words. Go buy a Cabbage Patch, you will look about the right age doing that.
Steelers dog is way more embarrassing than fat Steelers chick. At least fat Steelers chick probably enjoyed getting fat. Do any of those dogs look happy?
Too bad the white poof tail wasn’t painted to look like a football going up its ass
And Vick was the dog abuser…
Yea weight loss!! Go Steelers chick, keep losing.
Oh. Oh my. I recognized someone in that old Steelers pic. Therefore, I now know the name of the morbidly obese Steelers chick. And she seems to have lost weight. In Steelers attire:
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The poodle owners need to die in a Tixas sized methane explosion.
/Refusing to acknowledge thread topic
Pac-Man Jones’ Memoire: “When Tig Ole Bitties Just Aren’t Tig Enough Anymore”
It’s clearly left tackle Max Barks.
/death to self
Mike Webster, Justin Strzelczyk, Steve Courson, Terry Long all rolling over in their graves. Yet all morbidly obese Steelers fans rolls over in … mashed potatoes. Or fries with gravy.
This is what you get for being a fucking Poodle.
@ Ryno – You mean this year?
Is this Vick’s new hobby?
/Changes fantasy team logo to the horse one.
//Changes fantasy team name to the Broncodoodles.
I’m pretty sure this is worse than anything Mike Vick ever did.
Did someone let Myron Cope outside without his meds again?
Deranged incontinence from beyond the grave.
/Yoi!
Needs more unicorn-poodle. Unipoodle? Poodlecorn? Cornoodle?
/kills souless assmunch self
I’m setting the O/U on number of times Morbidly Obese Steelers chick has been to Primanti’s at 250.
Place your bets ladies and gents!
I want to know what the fuck that steelers poodle’s jersey says on the back, you can see what looks like …odle what kind of lame shit do think they said:
Roethlispoodle
Palamoodle
Harrisoodle
Dear God…I had never seen the photo of the morbidly obese Steelers fan before. She must weigh around 375 lbs. And someone married her – she has a wedding ring. (It was one of the small details in the photo obscured by her disgusting mass; there were also other people & a TV in the photo as well, for those that missed those things.)
Fuck…if I was a Steelers fan (and thank God I am not) I would do anything to try to make others forget about her. She is embarrassing. More embarrassing than Neil O’Donnell or “Slash.”
Jesus Christ is she gross.
And to think in some countries these dogs are eaten. Which must be some consolation over being humiliated like this.
/jumps into time machine, goes back few weeks
//writes in “Mike Vick the Steeler poodle” in the poll of Steeler related items Ape would destroy
///jumps back in time machine, to present day
I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS!!! Get on it Ape.
Question for the masses: Does Morbidly Obese Steelers Chick have a tongue bar or did she simply swallow a gravy ladle?
/cheauvanist
This makes me hate the Steelers even more.
/urge to kill rising
Morbidly Obese Steelers Chick FTW. She absolutely needs to hook up with this guy.
Death take me quickly.
Police Cat needs to arrest that stupid poodle.
That one poodle’s about to reek with panda love.
+1 UU : Michael Vick goes to jail for 2 years yet the people responsible for these pictures remain free. Fucked up world we live in.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. There are some sick fucking pharmaceutically-saturated asshats in this world.
Jessica Simpson will no longer eat bison burgers because she is against cruelty to dogs.
A the morbidly obese Steelers chick/Steeler poodle photoshop picture would be outstanding.
The awfulness of this has literally broke KSK, I think.
You can tell it’s Ike Taylor’s dog because the tail is… WAGGIN’.
The eyes of the dog in the last picture plead only for death
Thanks for the link, Uff.
Don’t kill the messenger(s), Old Gregg.
Bison Poodle, and Panda Poodle’s long arms are my favorites.
Michael Vick goes to jail for 2 years yet the people responsible for these pictures remain free. Fucked up world we live in.
You may as well turn off commenting on this post, because there is NO WAY any of us slack-jaws are going to add to the brilliance of those pictures. There is no comedy pyramid to be had here, folks.
I want to kill every person involved in this
I got so high once I thought someone was walking a tiger…it turned out to be a striped mastiff.
The Holocaust.
Slavery.
This.
More important non sequitur threadjack:
Anyone have DVR of Dolphins v. Carolina? At the the 7 min mark punt in the 4th, and I quote… “The muff… by Beavers.”
Hines Wald thinks that poodle would be good with noodle. He rikes!
You see the Black Eyed Peas are playing the opening of the regular season bros? TIGHT!
sorry, nothing can replace morbidly obese steelers chick. steelers fans would love something to replace her with, which is why the rest of can’t let that happen.
XXL? More like XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL!
/she’s fat
Proof, in only eight pictures, that poodles and their owners are worthless.
/DogBreedFlaWa?
Troy Poodle-malu