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	<title>Comments on: Afflictions to the Starting Quartered Back Hath Occasioned a Surrogate to Pugilate in His Stead</title>
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		<title>By: Graddy</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/afflictions-to-the-starting-quartered-back-hath-occasioned-a-surrogate-to-pugilate-in-his-stead.html/comment-page-1#comment-142832</link>
		<dc:creator>Graddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Too good. I&#039;ve just realized that I enjoy the O&#039;Sullivan posts more than Marmalard and Drew&#039;s PK posts, which is saying a lot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too good. I&#8217;ve just realized that I enjoy the O&#8217;Sullivan posts more than Marmalard and Drew&#8217;s PK posts, which is saying a lot.</p>
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		<title>By: Andy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh god its about time... been waiting for this one. Had me in tears.

&quot;Cease this irksomeness&quot; and the 6 wives dying bit were just too much man... priceless.

As well as &quot;Black of the assumed spaniard surname&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh god its about time&#8230; been waiting for this one. Had me in tears.</p>
<p>&#8220;Cease this irksomeness&#8221; and the 6 wives dying bit were just too much man&#8230; priceless.</p>
<p>As well as &#8220;Black of the assumed spaniard surname&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Mo Charlo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mo Charlo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think OchoCinco chasing after a shiny thing was my favorite part.

It&#039;s because he&#039;s stupid, you see.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think OchoCinco chasing after a shiny thing was my favorite part.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s because he&#8217;s stupid, you see.</p>
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		<title>By: Dan From Chicago</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dan From Chicago</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not sure if I feel just a tad bit more intelligent after reading this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure if I feel just a tad bit more intelligent after reading this.</p>
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		<title>By: Johnny D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Johnny D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is totally Ape&#039;s favorite running piece to write. I can&#039;t imagine how long it takes to get all that 19th-century gibberish correct, but it must be satisfying. Huzzah!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is totally Ape&#8217;s favorite running piece to write. I can&#8217;t imagine how long it takes to get all that 19th-century gibberish correct, but it must be satisfying. Huzzah!</p>
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		<title>By: Boatdrinks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Boatdrinks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:50:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I am travelling to the land of Eire in September.  Please, tell me more of this Tullamore Dew, LaFarve.  I know only the ale of Guinness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I am travelling to the land of Eire in September.  Please, tell me more of this Tullamore Dew, LaFarve.  I know only the ale of Guinness.</p>
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		<title>By: yeah, right?</title>
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		<dc:creator>yeah, right?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Or you could use &quot;that thou doth chafe too much&quot;.
Fuckin&#039; Greeks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or you could use &#8220;that thou doth chafe too much&#8221;.<br />
Fuckin&#8217; Greeks.</p>
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		<title>By: yeah, right?</title>
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		<dc:creator>yeah, right?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The money line is &quot;and with marked dryness about the vaginal lips.&quot;
Outstanding Ape.
Methinks that thou chafes too much</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The money line is &#8220;and with marked dryness about the vaginal lips.&#8221;<br />
Outstanding Ape.<br />
Methinks that thou chafes too much</p>
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		<title>By: jawning</title>
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		<dc:creator>jawning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Cease this irksomeness!&quot;

Slow Clap.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Cease this irksomeness!&#8221;</p>
<p>Slow Clap.</p>
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		<title>By: rodgers_neighborhood</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/afflictions-to-the-starting-quartered-back-hath-occasioned-a-surrogate-to-pugilate-in-his-stead.html/comment-page-1#comment-142646</link>
		<dc:creator>rodgers_neighborhood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pugilate? Is this the tournament again?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pugilate? Is this the tournament again?</p>
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