banner1Mike Brown doesn’t like your hurtful, yet accurate, airplane banner and here’s what he’s going to do about it.

Bengals owner Mike Brown is responding to growing fan criticism by hiring a general manager, nah just kidding. He’s actually trying to get the FAA to take away the pilot’s authorization to tow the banners that have flown over Bengals games in recent years. No word if Brown plans on having HBO fire the camera operator on recent episodes of Hard Knocks who recorded Brown’s daughter negotiating contracts the way old people screw.

[ Cincy Enquirer via Metafilter and Who Dey Revolution ]