Mike Brown doesn’t like your hurtful, yet accurate, airplane banner and here’s what he’s going to do about it.
Bengals owner Mike Brown is responding to growing fan criticism by hiring a general manager, nah just kidding. He’s actually trying to get the FAA to take away the pilot’s authorization to tow the banners that have flown over Bengals games in recent years. No word if Brown plans on having HBO fire the camera operator on recent episodes of Hard Knocks who recorded Brown’s daughter negotiating contracts the way old people screw.
[ Cincy Enquirer via Metafilter and Who Dey Revolution ]
Tags: bengals, mike brown is a boob, quick hits
August 27th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Brilliant! Why fix a glaring problem when you can use cronyism and vast amounts of money to suppress public discourse on the issue? Brown should run for mayor of Cleveland. He’s a natural.
August 27th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
That’s because he’s too fucking cheap to buck up for some stingers.
August 27th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I was really relieved that “the way old people screw” was not a link!
The fucks a brown?
August 27th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@ravenouspenguins
Or he can get a job with the Obama administration. I hear they’re still hiring.
/obviously too late to say Bush administration
August 27th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Katie Blackburn may be the ugliest whore on the planet. She has never heard of this “slotting system” apparently.
August 27th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
She has a coupon for .50 off her first round pick and damn it all, she’s gonna get to use it or nobody gets signed!!!
August 27th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
“Yeah but,…we’re offering him a lot…it’s just a lot of money and he is really young…and we like our offer a lot.”
I’m curious if she wrote the fucking offer with crayon on construction paper. What a dumb bitch.
August 27th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
yah shes retarded, but would u giv Andre Smith the money hes asking for? And Count Al really fucked everyone with the Haywood-Bay pick, both Cincy and SF r fucked cause of it.
someone needs to tell Al to kiss the baby
August 28th, 2009 at 12:33 am
@Slideshow Bob
See Eric’s comment about slotting above. See Eugene Monroe’s contract. I’m not an Andre Smith fan, but you drafted him, now “Kiss the Baby.”
August 28th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Watching that unqualified whore interact awkwardly with that unqualified black dude after they “negotiated” the contract unsuccessfully for 5 hours was flat-out painful. I think the 9th circle of hell would include being a fly in the wall of that room for those 5 hours.