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By: ClickClickThud

ClickClickThud — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:20:44 +0000

The chick I’m banging? She’s a perfect 1010.

/fixes tape around bridge of glasses

By: BywaterBrat

BywaterBrat — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:39:19 +0000

I thoght that might be from Zane’s Sex Chronicles.

All purple curtains look the same…

By: Kettle o' Fish

Kettle o' Fish — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:22:47 +0000

The complexities of the human organism, our social mores and mating rituals requires a scale far more nunaced than the “One or Two” proposed by the authors. Years of research by professionals has produced the Dres-Jorg scale: One=Yes; Two=Yes, if I’m fucked up; Three=No, regardless of how drunk I am.

Halle Berry=One
My used-to-be-fucking-smokin-hot-fifteen-years-ago-before-she had-three-kids-and-put-on weight sister-in-law=Two
Nancy Pelosi=Three

By: spanky datass

spanky datass — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:20:40 +0000

Areola? Areola.

By: Joker

Joker — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:12:23 +0000

@ Pacman – Folksy Racism already said that
@ Folksy Racism – she got banged in all the positions, not just behind.. absolutely oscar worthy

By: Rocco

Rocco — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:16:24 +0000

@SafetyDan: Yep, that sums it up pretty well. Hot cheerleaders with shitty personalities suck.

By: Pacman Jones

Pacman Jones — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:46:57 +0000

She got banged from behind on Monster’s Ball, too

By: EastEndClam

EastEndClam — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:04:02 +0000

Binary scale? As long as they’re bipedal I’m down with it.

By: Folksy Racism

Folksy Racism — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 08:23:37 +0000

@John

Monster’s Ball. She got banged from behind by Sling Blade, so she won an Oscar!

By: That'samare

That'samare — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:42:35 +0000

I liked the part when you could see Halle Berry’s nipple